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    • #1142
      abouttobebanned
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      Without sicipedia some people would have nothing to post.


    • #1143
      Paddy Cow
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      Mr. Curtains wrote: »
      Studied at eh is fas an exeptable answer??
      Yes it is. I did a fas course which had work placement at the end. I ended up being taken on by the company and working for them for three years. I think that was far more beneficial to society than claiming the dole for three years. Don't knock it until you've been in the position of having no job, no qualifications and no hope of getting off benefits without something behind you.


    • #1144
      flanree
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      How many Facebook 'Happy Birthday' posts that you have made would you have known/cared about in real life? I think this is another aspect of Facebook that draws people from their real life into a virtual social life.


    • #1145
      Fago!
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      None.







      I'm so lonely.

      :(


    • #1146
      hondasam
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      Fago! wrote: »
      None.



      :(

      AH poor little fago :)
      Face book is rubbish.


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    • #1147
      DEFTLEFTHAND
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      flanree wrote: »
      How many Facebook 'Happy Birthday' posts that you have made would you have known/cared about in real life? I think this is another aspect of Facebook that draws people from their real life into a virtual social life.

      Its just a token acknowledgement people feel obliged to make in case they offend the 'friend' in question.


    • #1148
      Paddy Cow
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      flanree wrote: »
      How many Facebook 'Happy Birthday' posts that you have made would you have known/cared about in real life? I think this is another aspect of Facebook that draws people from their real life into a virtual social life.
      The first year I was on facebook I got loads of 'Happy Birthday' posts from people. The following year I made my birthday private and didn't get so many posts. Point proven :pac:


    • #1149
      languagenerd
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      Fellas are supposed to send the first text!

      Are you texting from 1950? (If you are, you should really patent that phone of yours...)

      Also, what happens if a "fella" needs to text another "fella"?! Do they have to ensure they both start the conversation at the same time?


    • #1150
      saa
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      Awh my comment disappeared similar to Fago!'s
      I would prefer to focus on professional networks online or even would prefer to forge friendships with people I could meet online than flog that dead horse - the never ending secondary school friendships of facebook.


    • #1151
      df1985
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      "I am only single becuase I can't find anyone that deserves me :)"



      I nearly puked when I read it. Had "bollox" typed as a response but thought the better of it. youre single because youre a fat munter with a child.


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    • #1152
      Paddy Cow
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      df1985 wrote: »
      "I am only single becuase I can't find anyone that deserves me :)"



      I nearly puked when I read it. Had "bollox" typed as a response but thought the better of it. youre single because youre a fat munter with a child.
      She's not fat, she's curvy!


    • #1153
      Professey Chin
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      Paddy Cow wrote: »
      She's not fat, she's curvy!

      She just hasnt grown into her body yet


    • #1154
      Jaxxy
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      Paddy Cow wrote: »
      She's not fat, she's curvy!

      A "real" woman, if you will!


    • #1155
      Susie_Q
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      Saw this on my newsfeed last week:

      (Name) Is deeply grateful to all who gave up their today so I could have a tomorrow, you are brave and courageous souls, thank you. (11.11.11)

      I wanted to reply with "Susie Q is deeply grateful to all who gave up their arseholes yesterday so I could talk out of them today, you are brave and incontinent souls, thank you (11.11.11)"... but I thought the better of it. :D


    • #1156
      summerskin
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      Susie_Q wrote: »
      Saw this on my newsfeed last week:

      (Name) Is deeply grateful to all who gave up their today so I could have a tomorrow, you are brave and courageous souls, thank you. (11.11.11)

      I wanted to reply with "Susie Q is deeply grateful to all who gave up their arseholes yesterday so I could talk out of them today, you are brave and incontinent souls, thank you (11.11.11)"... but I thought the better of it. :D

      Nothing dumb about that post, respecting the dead.

      Now if you had posted your "witty" reply, THAT would have been a dumb status update.


    • #1157
      Apanachi
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      flanree wrote: »
      How many Facebook 'Happy Birthday' posts that you have made would you have known/cared about in real life? I think this is another aspect of Facebook that draws people from their real life into a virtual social life.

      Don't know if it was here I read it, but someone wrote that they had changed their date of birth on Facebook to the wrong date just to see what happened, they got loads of birthday wishes, including one from their own sister!!!!

      Was thinking of doing the same thing, just to see...


    • #1158
      batistuta9
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      i've seen that happen before too, if you do it you'll get loads of messages but there only being nice by writing it on your wall. not everyone would be keeping people's birthdays in a diary or something

      anyway i don't really see the big deal about the birthday messages tbh i don't know the exact dates of some of my friends birthdays and what's wrong with wishing someone/someone wishing you a happy birthday.

      like if your out & some strangers/people you know hear it your b'day they'll 'happy birthday' you wouldn't really care that they said that to you, would you?


    • #1159
      abouttobebanned
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      df1985 wrote: »
      "I am only single becuase I can't find anyone that deserves me :)"



      I nearly puked when I read it. Had "bollox" typed as a response but thought the better of it. youre single because youre a fat munter with a child.

      See that girl that you just called fat? She's on her third bag of chicatees.


    • #1160
      abouttobebanned
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      Paddy Cow wrote: »
      The first year I was on facebook I got loads of 'Happy Birthday' posts from people. The following year I made my birthday private and didn't get so many posts. Point proven :pac:

      You're lucky you got any. Birthdays are for kids and 70 year olds.


    • #1161
      seanogwalsh
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      Girls who think it's appropriate to post their whole relationship on facebook, "Wish he'd ask me out", "He asked me out", "we had a row today", and then post song lyrics about how they feel about him. Load of bollox


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    • #1162
      Duggy747
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      Don't know why lately but I've been seeing this picture crop up a lot lately on my news feed.

      The fact that they even post this on Facebook......


    • #1163
      CMpunked
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      Sick of all this crap!!!!!!!!11# >:( >:(
      Aw whats wrong?
      Everything ok? x
      You alri!?
      Hey hun whats up, you wanna talk
      Thanks, but not gonna talk about it, ill suffer on my own, i suppose. :(

      Face.



      Palm.


    • #1164
      Apanachi
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      CMpunked wrote: »
      Face.



      Palm.

      Kick up the ar$e would be more appropriate, it'll give them something else to whinge about


    • #1165
      Jaxxy
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      And so, the Twilight related status updates begin. :(


    • #1166
      Apanachi
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      Jaxxy wrote: »
      And so, the Twilight related status updates begin. :(
      Time to re-hide my cousin's daughter's updates from my news feed then....


    • #1167
      floutingmaxims
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      Anybody else notice that a lot of their friends seem to be jetting of to different parts of America for a number of months? :rolleyes:


    • #1168
      Eathrin
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      http://p.twimg.com/AeYz0yHCEAA7jjK.jpg


    • #1169
      batistuta9
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      Cian A wrote: »
      http://p.twimg.com/AeYz0yHCEAA7jjK.jpg

      haha, is this from the protest today?


    • #1170
      G_R
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      I just saw this Gem on my cousins wall (she's about 13).
      R.I.P <Insert her own name here>, She passed away about 3 minutes ago. If you saw this & wouldn't care, stop reading. If you would go to my funeral "LIKE". If you would be sad or even cry comment with a heart "♥". - change the name and put this as your status & see who your "TRUE FRIENDS" are.

      She told Facebook that she died to get a reaction out of them. I really don't know what to say to that one.


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    • #1171
      J. Marston
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      Grand_Rajnah wrote: »
      I just saw this Gem on my cousins wall (she's about 13).



      She told Facebook that she died to get a reaction out of them. I really don't know what to say to that one.

      Poor girl, RIP :(.


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