Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

Twee. · 01-11-2011 01:39PM

Roisy7 wrote: »

#3:

"wen a boy tells u! oh u can trust mi not matter wat o its frends liik u i need in mi life nd all dis **** dont ****in take 1 word of it... i was told he wud never let mi dwn dat he was always der 4 mi no matter wat nd den u tell him nearly every ting nd he **** back stabs u well diss person im onna bout is a faggett!!! ughhhhh"

Oh man

That made me sadder than anything else in that status.

cyrusdvirus · 01-11-2011 01:39PM

i don't understand people who use 'words' like mi for me

Jaxxy · 01-11-2011 01:43PM

I've noticed a couple of girls renaming their accounts to include "princess". For example, Princess Tina McMahon. Wtf is this all about. You're not royalty.

Wetai · 01-11-2011 02:13PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

"Today I realised that the one person I can trust is myself.. I just found out that I was just an option for someone else's boredom all along" how twisted is that. Well I hope they have a great ****in life.. Because they defo won't be hearing from me again...I'm no fool:-)..P.S you know who ya are :-\"

I dont get why people would post this. Either A) They're still friends with them on Facebook,

they've got their settings on public (and maybe know this and assume the person will be checking their Facebook page a lot, C) They're 99.7% looking for attention.

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 02:31PM

LiamN wrote: »

I dont get why people would post this. Either A) They're still friends with them on Facebook, they've got their settings on public (and maybe know this and assume the person will be checking their Facebook page a lot, C) They're 99.7% looking for attention.

I think it's a strong case of (C) with this person: 99% of their output is attention-seeking nonsense along the lines of "If you can't take me for who I am...," "All you haters can go and...".

The worst thing is that they never say anything original, always cut-and-paste nonsense.

Yet I keep them on my newsfeed as I find them strangely fascinating...

Apanachi · 01-11-2011 02:39PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Yet I keep them on my newsfeed as I find them strangely fascinating...

It's like a car crash, you want to look away but you just can't...

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 02:40PM

gatecrash wrote: »

i don't understand people who use 'words' like mi for me

A few people on my facebook use "hunni" instead of "honey" too.

It's the same number of letters! :mad:

cyrusdvirus · 01-11-2011 02:42PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

A few people on my facebook use "hunni" instead of "honey" too.

It's the same number of letters! :mad:

That wrecks my head. I just do not understand that sort of carry on. You are not reducing the amount of keystrokes, you are not doing anything, just making the post more difficult for people who have more than 2 working braincells to read!!

cyrusdvirus · 01-11-2011 02:46PM

I finally had enough of one f-b acquaintance 2 weeks ago.

This girl is married to a private in the US army, is from Derry and has only recently moved to the States from Sheringham in Norfolk.

She came out with such gems as "I can't believe Steve Jobs is no longer with us, I can't believe he's gone, no one can walk in his footsteps"

The straw(s) that broke the camels back were around the time of Ghadaffi's capture and subsequent death/execution.

Initially it was all american gung ho "HOO-AH, We got him!!"

Then came this.

"I know he was regarded as evil, but he stood up for my people when no one else did, he supported them when no one else would"

I can only assume she was talking about how he provided arms to the terror groups...

That was followed by a swift retraction from her, and a swift deletion from me.

skeleton_boy · 01-11-2011 07:03PM

Twee. wrote: »

Oh man That made me sadder than anything else in that status.

Maybe she's Canadian

languagenerd · 01-11-2011 07:19PM

gatecrash wrote: »

That wrecks my head. I just do not understand that sort of carry on. You are not reducing the amount of keystrokes, you are not doing anything, just making the post more difficult for people who have more than 2 working braincells to read!!

The King of Moo wrote: »

A few people on my facebook use "hunni" instead of "honey" too.

It's the same number of letters! :mad:

That drives me mental too. A few years ago, in 6th year, we had a debate about Bebo and part of my speech was about how it ruins language - my research (a.k.a. academically-sanctioned stalking :P) turned up 14 different spellings of "you" :mad:. Most of them weren't abbreviations either. My favourites were "yhoo" and "yooh" (which led to "yhoor" for "you're" in one case *facepalm*)

LH Pathe · 01-11-2011 07:27PM

Watch out for the seemingy decent shy
gracious 'not washing my linen in public' girls, very coy that status is suspiciously eternally single is there not the option of swinger, fùck bud etc?

.. actually watch out for that status in general. Found to often not be true

im invisible · 01-11-2011 07:31PM

LH Pathe wrote: »

Watch out for the seemingy decent shy
gracious 'not washing my linen in public' girls, very coy that status is suspiciously eternally single is there not the option of swinger, fùck bud etc?

.. actually watch out for that status in general. Found to often not be true

its complicated

im invisible · 01-11-2011 07:41PM

gatecrash wrote: »

i don't understand people who use 'words' like mi for me

Roisy7 wrote: »

wen a boy tells u! oh u can trust mi not matter wat o its frends liik u i need in mi life nd all dis...

I actually like the way the language is evolving, changing the spelling of 'me' and 'my' (which the person probably pronounces the same anyway) to the one word, cuts down on the total number of words one may have to learn...

superdoubleplusgood:)

wonderfulname · 01-11-2011 08:59PM

I know, it's great. Soon we'll be down to "mi mi mi, mimi, mi mi mi!"

...Oh, wait...

netnerd · 01-11-2011 09:43PM

"The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality"

...the latest status from a fat auld lass I used to work with.

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 09:55PM

Fbjm wrote: »

Lol. Just lol.

Eh, maybe you should hide the names! (If they're real)

Fbjm · 01-11-2011 10:02PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Eh, maybe you should hide the names! (If they're real)

...oops. I actually don't know how :eek:

The King of Moo · 01-11-2011 10:06PM

Fbjm wrote: »

...oops. I actually don't know how :eek:

Me neither! Quick, we need a photoshop expert here!

batistuta9 · 01-11-2011 10:08PM

Roisy7 wrote: »

And whats with the status shuffle thing, it's a thing that picks stupid statuses for you??!!

yeah it's been around for a good bit that. some of them(1 or 2) can be funny enough.

But the worst thing is that i think some of the people who like the statuses from it actually think the person that posted it made the status up, when there's note a hope they'd come up with something like that.

Same as some of the copy & paste 'rants' that get replys like 'you go girl' or 'well said' when the people replying think the poster came up with it

Jaxxy wrote: »

I've noticed a couple of girls renaming their accounts to include "princess". For example, Princess Tina McMahon. Wtf is this all about. You're not royalty.

are they travellers? I've seen a lot of travellers do that but i'm not sure if they just put it there or that's their real name

wonderfulname · 01-11-2011 10:23PM

Copypasta from my wall;

OP: I can't believe what just happened....!!
People like this.

Person A: U ok OP xx

OP: Yeah I'm alright dw xx

Person A: Hope so hun xx

Person B: I nooooooooo!!!!!

Seriously, what? Why must this be announced to the world, well, I say "this", I don't even know what "this" is*, attention/validation seeking? Why can't people work the bloody chat thing? Saying that I was just about to put this person on ignore and I find I am no longer sure of how to do this... maybe they really can't work chat...

*I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

languagenerd · 01-11-2011 11:27PM

Fbjm wrote: »

...oops. I actually don't know how :eek:

Just open it in Paint and draw a black line over the names?

Paddy Cow · 01-11-2011 11:35PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Me neither! Quick, we need a photoshop expert here!

Here you go

http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/439283546.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1320187831&Signature=YEHnh%2FD8aVO0j%2B6GmGyEezI9AMc%3D

Cill Dara Abu · 01-11-2011 11:38PM

So now we have 1 with the names and 1 without

Fbjm · 01-11-2011 11:42PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

So now we have 1 with the names and 1 without

We do indeed.

Paddy Cow · 01-11-2011 11:43PM

Fbjm wrote: »

We do indeed.

If you copy the image location on mine you can edit your post and change your link. Problem solved!

Fbjm · 01-11-2011 11:47PM

Lol. Just lol.

Fbjm · 01-11-2011 11:48PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

If you copy the image location on mine you can edit your post and change your link. Problem solved!

Done! (kind of)

Paddy Cow · 01-11-2011 11:51PM

Fbjm wrote: »

Done! (kind of)

No harm done so

Imagine if the person had seen it! They would be going through their friend list wondering who it was and getting all paranoid lol

Fbjm · 02-11-2011 12:05AM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

No harm done so

Imagine if the person had seen it! They would be going through their friend list wondering who it was and getting all paranoid lol

Haha yeah, glad we dodged that bullet! :pac:

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