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Discworld Quiz!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    And small gods and guards guards wasn't he?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 braka of the wing


    I don't think that they were in Guards Guards,as for Small Gods I have never read it.:eek: Yeah I know disappointing right?.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    Two to memory, Thief of Time and Night Watch
    Here's one
    Who uttered the line "Also... egg's by arrangement"

    Ronnie Soak,
    the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse
    also Lu Tze was in Night Watch too,is that 5 books?
    also little Sam's rhyme is thats not my COW

    here's a quick(easy) question
    what do you say to drugs in Ankh Morpork? (hint its a Detritus initiative)


  • Registered Users Posts: 117 ✭✭Craven99


    Jus' say 'AarrghaarrghpleeassennononoUGH'.


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    Correctamundo Craven :)
    anyone got a question?
    if not I'll cudgel one out of my brain...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭nicowa


    Can we use the Tiffany Aching books? If so, why did Tiffany take out a measuring tape and a soup bowl to measure in Wee Free Men?


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    nicowa wrote: »
    Can we use the Tiffany Aching books? If so, why did Tiffany take out a measuring tape and a soup bowl to measure in Wee Free Men?
    erm...to see how wide the "green Heid"(*something green teeth?)'s eyes were(8 inches)...

    Why(and how) did Angua's sister die?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    erm...to see how wide the "green Heid"(*something green teeth?)'s eyes were(8 inches)...

    Why(and how) did Angua's sister die?

    She was killed for being a werewolf that couldn't change shape by her brother :(
    Git :(

    Who is the oldest of the heroes in Interesting Times


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    RedXIV wrote: »
    She was killed for being a werewolf that couldn't change shape by her brother :(
    Git :(

    Who is the oldest of the heroes in Interesting Times

    Hamish..."I bet those scythe blades on the wheelchair TERRIFY people :)" "WHUT?"

    What is Carrot's Dwarven nickname? bonus Pratchett points for giving it in Dwarven as well as Engrish.


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,655 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    Hamish..."I bet those scythe blades on the wheelchair TERRIFY people :)" "WHUT?"

    What is Carrot's Dwarven nickname? bonus Pratchett points for giving it in Dwarven as well as Engrish.

    It's Headbanger, but I can't remember the Dwarfish!


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    Nice one Dub :)
    let's see if someone can come up with the Dwarvish(no cheating! Detritus will "suppress" any cheaters with his "hand bow"


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,655 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    I caved, & looked it up. I won't post it here for a while though, in case someone else has a moment of inspiration.


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    No takers?
    I'll try think up another question...
    what's the name of the Swamp Dragon who re-works his body(to put it politely) in order to fight the real dragon in Guards Guards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Errol, but unlike the hedgehog I'll be buggered if I can remember his full name without looking it up. Something Something Featherstone of Quirm


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    Nice one!
    have a pint of scumble on me!(jesus!,a pint of scumble would have you on Death's doorstep rather than on me,and if you ended up there Albert would probably deep fry you in batter,Death would just sigh,Death of rats would SQUEAK and kick you inna fork,Quoth would try and nick your eyeballs,and Ysabell,well she'd probably try and turn you pink somehow..bloody hell its rather busy in Death's house innit? :)
    hmm...new question...hmmm....
    OK,
    without cheating! name all the animals in "WHERE'S MY COW" :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Do you mean "Where's My Cow?"? Either way I haven't a clue :D
    Please permit pointless pedantry (I like alliteration)


  • Registered Users Posts: 37 schiz0phren1c


    Oh my God I'm so ashamed!
    thank you for pointing that out Mikeyboy,
    I edited my original retarded post,
    doh-facepalm!
    its not pointless pedantry mate,
    i'm the same(which makes it all the more DOH for me :)
    Pointless Pedantry- NO ITS NOT!,
    with Detritus Bow I should be shot!,
    for my mistake,I feel a twat(mmm,twaaaaat! :)
    now i'm confused..and feeling HAWT :P
    lol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Excellent piece of work. The Gonnagle himsel' could harrrrdly better it :D
    How many animals are there by the way?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8 esme003


    Smartest Animal, The Camel.


  • Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭DeleveleD


    Now, do you want the number of animals pictured, or the general number of the animals named?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    cow, sheep, horse, hippo, pig, chicken, goose.

    what form of armour was carrot ironfounderson given when he left for anhkmorpork to keep him safe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    A wooly vest made with the wool of Ramtop sheep

    When Cohen became Emperor of The Agatean Empire who did he appoint as Grand Vizier?


  • Registered Users Posts: 48 MrShine


    Twoflower (I think)

    Who is my Namesake (User-Namesake?)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,655 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    MrShine wrote: »
    Twoflower (I think)

    Who is my Namesake (User-Namesake?)

    The Troll King, made of pure diamond.


  • Registered Users Posts: 48 MrShine


    TrueDub wrote: »
    The Troll King, made of pure diamond.

    And your question?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,655 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    MrShine wrote: »
    And your question?

    B*gger, forgot that bit.

    In Men at Arms, what does the science of retrophrenology involve?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,427 ✭✭✭Morag


    Adjusting the personality by the shape of a person's skull by hitting it with hammers.

    What is the iron that goes everywhere?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,057 ✭✭✭MissFlitworth


    Sharrow wrote: »
    What is the iron that goes everywhere?

    Binky's horseshoes

    Who looks after compost heaps & lawns ruined by students sneaking out for beer at the unseen university?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭McG


    Binky's horseshoes

    Who looks after compost heaps & lawns ruined by students sneaking out for beer at the unseen university?

    Modo the dwarf.


    Who had the nickname of dog-botherer as a child?


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,655 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    McG wrote: »
    Modo the dwarf.


    Who had the nickname of dog-botherer as a child?

    Lord Vetinari.

    What is the name of Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler's Omnian cousin?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 533 ✭✭✭S.L.F


    TrueDub wrote: »
    Lord Vetinari.

    What is the name of Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler's Omnian cousin?

    Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah

    What was Nobby's brothers name?


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