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Discworld Quiz!

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    #512
    schiz0phren1c
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭schiz0phren1c


    Nice one Dub :)
    let's see if someone can come up with the Dwarvish(no cheating! Detritus will "suppress" any cheaters with his "hand bow"


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    #513
    TrueDub
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,638 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    I caved, & looked it up. I won't post it here for a while though, in case someone else has a moment of inspiration.


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    #514
    schiz0phren1c
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭schiz0phren1c


    No takers?
    I'll try think up another question...
    what's the name of the Swamp Dragon who re-works his body(to put it politely) in order to fight the real dragon in Guards Guards?


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    #515
    mikeyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Errol, but unlike the hedgehog I'll be buggered if I can remember his full name without looking it up. Something Something Featherstone of Quirm


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    #516
    schiz0phren1c
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭schiz0phren1c


    Nice one!
    have a pint of scumble on me!(jesus!,a pint of scumble would have you on Death's doorstep rather than on me,and if you ended up there Albert would probably deep fry you in batter,Death would just sigh,Death of rats would SQUEAK and kick you inna fork,Quoth would try and nick your eyeballs,and Ysabell,well she'd probably try and turn you pink somehow..bloody hell its rather busy in Death's house innit? :)
    hmm...new question...hmmm....
    OK,
    without cheating! name all the animals in "WHERE'S MY COW" :)


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    #517
    mikeyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Do you mean "Where's My Cow?"? Either way I haven't a clue :D
    Please permit pointless pedantry (I like alliteration)


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    #518
    schiz0phren1c
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭schiz0phren1c


    Oh my God I'm so ashamed!
    thank you for pointing that out Mikeyboy,
    I edited my original retarded post,
    doh-facepalm!
    its not pointless pedantry mate,
    i'm the same(which makes it all the more DOH for me :)
    Pointless Pedantry- NO ITS NOT!,
    with Detritus Bow I should be shot!,
    for my mistake,I feel a twat(mmm,twaaaaat! :)
    now i'm confused..and feeling HAWT :P
    lol.


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    #519
    mikeyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    Excellent piece of work. The Gonnagle himsel' could harrrrdly better it :D
    How many animals are there by the way?


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    #520
    esme003
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭esme003


    Smartest Animal, The Camel.


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    #521
    DeleveleD
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭DeleveleD


    Now, do you want the number of animals pictured, or the general number of the animals named?


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    #522
    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    cow, sheep, horse, hippo, pig, chicken, goose.

    what form of armour was carrot ironfounderson given when he left for anhkmorpork to keep him safe?


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    #523
    mikeyboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭mikeyboy


    A wooly vest made with the wool of Ramtop sheep

    When Cohen became Emperor of The Agatean Empire who did he appoint as Grand Vizier?


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    #524
    MrShine
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭MrShine


    Twoflower (I think)

    Who is my Namesake (User-Namesake?)


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    #525
    TrueDub
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,638 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    MrShine wrote: »
    Twoflower (I think)

    Who is my Namesake (User-Namesake?)

    The Troll King, made of pure diamond.


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    #526
    MrShine
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭MrShine


    TrueDub wrote: »
    The Troll King, made of pure diamond.

    And your question?


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    #527
    TrueDub
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,638 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    MrShine wrote: »
    And your question?

    B*gger, forgot that bit.

    In Men at Arms, what does the science of retrophrenology involve?


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    #528
    Morag
    Registered Users Posts: 8,423 ✭✭✭Morag


    Adjusting the personality by the shape of a person's skull by hitting it with hammers.

    What is the iron that goes everywhere?


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    #529
    MissFlitworth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,057 ✭✭✭MissFlitworth


    Sharrow wrote: »
    What is the iron that goes everywhere?

    Binky's horseshoes

    Who looks after compost heaps & lawns ruined by students sneaking out for beer at the unseen university?


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    #530
    McG
    Registered Users Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭McG


    MissFlitworth wrote: »
    Binky's horseshoes

    Who looks after compost heaps & lawns ruined by students sneaking out for beer at the unseen university?

    Modo the dwarf.


    Who had the nickname of dog-botherer as a child?


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    #531
    TrueDub
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 2,638 Mod ✭✭✭✭TrueDub


    McG wrote: »
    Modo the dwarf.


    Who had the nickname of dog-botherer as a child?

    Lord Vetinari.

    What is the name of Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler's Omnian cousin?


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    #532
    S.L.F
    Registered Users Posts: 533 ✭✭✭S.L.F


    TrueDub wrote: »
    Lord Vetinari.

    What is the name of Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler's Omnian cousin?

    Cut Me Own Hand Off Dhblah

    What was Nobby's brothers name?
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