Discworld Quiz!

Havelock

I want the list of them.

WizZard

Don't have the book they're in. Guards, isn't it?

Havelock

*Looks at you dissappointedly*

(You expect clues?)

WizZard

Hehe Nah I'll just wait for a while. It'll come to me!

fozzle

*pulls "Guards! Guards!" from her bag...*

Well the only reference I've found so far just refers to them being oiled, I can't find anywhere that says what they actually are, they're just one of the things the Elucidated Brethren had, like the Trousers of Sanctity or the Thuribles of Destiny.

WizZard

Aha, I was tricked!!!!!!

Havelock

I should have asked what were the insruments of the Elucidated Brethren. WizZard was right.

Whoops, I thought the other instuments made up the Axle.

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open question loike.

(oddly i am reading guards guards at the mo)

Havelock

Who is the Fairy Hedgehog?

fozzle

Aha! It's Nanny Ogg, in Witches Abroad. Just realised that was my first Discworld book ever, I must hunt down a copy...

Okay, my turn, what's the one thing Death forgets?

Sarky

How to get drunk.

Which primitive tribe have a calender that counts down?

WizZard

Theocrasy of Muntab

Can't think of a question now, will return later.

Havelock

/me hurries WizZard up with the suggestion of a visit to the scropion pit if he doesn't post a question soon.

WizZard

Oook, I forgot!!

What is the most dangerous book on the Discworld?

Havelock

*strokes beard mencingly*

There are so many, goes to re-read all the novels.

WizZard

Hehe, that'll keep you going for a while!!

littlemiss

Any chance the ans is Octavo the book that got into Rincewinds head??
will post question later provided I am right.

WizZard

Nope, fraid not. Its located in the UU library - if thats any help! (the Ook was clue)

WizZard

Anyone? I'll give the answer by this time tomorrow if no-one's answered it. This board needs to liven up some!

dgarrad

Is it the Necrotelicomnicon?

WizZard

Yes, you have won the star prize*


*the chance to post a question of your own, aren't you lucky!

dgarrad

Ok, a question. Hmmm....

Why did Nobby Nobbs dress as an old woman while on duty?

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To walk across the street so slowly that they could give the coach drivers parking fines?

dgarrad

Yep, and if I remember correctly he continued to wear it after they'd stopped doing that, "just in case"!

Your turn!

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Give the full name and title, please, of the Omnian cleric who was sent to the coronation of Princess Esmerelda of Lancre.

WizZard

/me takes a deep breath

Mightily-Praiseworthy-Are-Ye-Who-Exalteth-Om Oats

Sarky

/me takes a deeper breath

Slightly Reverend Mightily-Praiseworthy-Are-Ye-Who-Exalteth-Om Oats.

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Both of you close, but no round smoky thingy.

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Alright, it's been a while since the question was posted. Sarky was closest to the answer (Quite Reverend Mightily-Praiseworthy-Are-Ye-Who-Exalteth-Om Oats). So I suppose it's Sarky's turn.

Sarky

\o/

What happens if you leave out a saucer of milk for the pictsies?