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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 Bacon and Cabbage
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    Has to be:

    ":D"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 94 Lcronin2011
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    It really did get to you then, nice one Foxy!

    I did indeed :D put it up as a dig at my bf coz we all had a falling out! Thought it was sooo annoying! Took the higher road and ignored it tho! Just shows how annoying fb can be!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 91 LC_x
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    There are so many people I'm friends with that post the most unecessary status' about every bleedin' second of their lives..

    ie.
    ''Can't Wait For Dinner: Hash Browns, Veggie Fingers & Something Else --->> Yum !!! :D''
    ^^
    No one cares ...

    and this one guy who insists on telling the whole world every detail of his life...no seriously, one status he wrote..

    ''Make up sex is de best..luv u so much shanz''

    Blocked and deleted.

    Also have one friend who is constantly ''fraped''...badly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 173 smurfy89
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    STIG83 wrote: »
    If anyone wants to have a laugh on the check in, i done one a while back, first i checked into Abrakebabra, a little after i checked into a hospital.

    One of my friends used the check in thing to say..

    Edel is at... herself like a mad yoke :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 landsleaving
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    I'm seriously tempted to start copy pasting stuff from this thread onto my fb status.

    Problem?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 STIG83
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    I wish there was a way to block people on the FB chat, i have a few people who are constantly online and i hate when they start a convo with me, especially if i want to talk to someone else.


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    STIG83 wrote: »
    I wish there was a way to block people on the FB chat, i have a few people who are constantly online and i hate when they start a convo with me, especially if i want to talk to someone else.

    There is a way for you to appear offline to certain people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    STIG83 wrote: »
    I wish there was a way to block people on the FB chat, i have a few people who are constantly online and i hate when they start a convo with me, especially if i want to talk to someone else.

    There is. You put the annoying people in a separate group (in your Friend settings). In the chat, your friends are organised by groups. You can select "Go offline" for a particular group. Bingo!


  • Site Banned Posts: 328 michelledoh
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    Sometimes people use Facebook as like a diary, i hate the status like:
    "FML..."
    "Or like men are <insert expletive of your choice here>"
    etc...
    Usually posts like these are by people literally waiting for someone to as whats wrong. That annoys me! They should just get a shrink!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,420 Magic Eight Ball
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    Such was the level of bigoted status updates in regards to the royal wedding I ended up deleting 4 people from my friends list on Friday.

    One 'friend' in particular posted;

    "****in royal wedding, I ****ing hate all those British scum, every last one of them"

    Her very next status update was..

    "I really hope Arsenal beat the United scum on Sunday. COME ON THE GUNNERS"

    ...Words fail me.
    The worse part was it was all written in text speak.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 17,231 Das Kitty
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    I have the usual set on mine, people I like in spite of their Facebook annoyingness.

    The whinger:
    My room smells like fags, my blood is turning against me and I have no custard creams, FML.

    The passive aggressive:
    F-You you silly bitch! You know who you are! Why not say it directly then?

    The Hipster:
    The dichotomy of life, on the DART this morning two young girls, one listening to Rhianna and the other reading Proust. Proust reading youths give me hope for the future. He's 24


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 STIG83
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    There is. You put the annoying people in a separate group (in your Friend settings). In the chat, your friends are organised by groups. You can select "Go offline" for a particular group. Bingo!
    Nice one, didnt know that at all!!
    Thanks :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 184 ismiseuisce
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    My mum isn't very good with computers, I got these two comments from her the other day:

    "x vvvvvvvv\\\\\\\\\\\1100..0b n nvn cx bnm,./.,m nbvcxzz`cvbn m,.. , vzc vbnm,./|"ikjuyt 3dertyuiop;ikuytretyuiop\" 01 May at 11:01


    "
    \-[p0987y65432123456-[=[-[=aaaaaaaaaaa, SORRY IM DUSTING THE KEYBOARD" 1 May at 11:03


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 Cookie33
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    guaranteed at least one person saying:

    TGIF
    3/2/1 day(s) left to the weekend
    Awh the wkds over :(
    FML..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 170 chuckliddell
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    The .com and the whoop whoop brigade..... C**ts !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 716 Luxie
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    Cookie33 wrote: »
    guaranteed at least one person saying:

    TGIF
    3/2/1 day(s) left to the weekend Awh the wkds over :(
    FML..

    What is worse is 3/2/1 SLEEPS!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 K4t
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    Beyonce added 2 d oxegen line up :) a year l8 bu **** it il b front row wit d cock ou wankin 2 tat sexc beautiful woman :) YESSSSH ha :)

    Could be viewed as 'dumb' by some but I think it's brilliant tbh, gets some great reactions from the 'fbook pc brigade' My comments are usually in the same vein as the above, we'll forgive him the txt speak it's just how he is!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 UglyBolloxFace
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    The .com and the whoop whoop brigade..... C**ts !

    If you think that's bad, look what I'm subjected to on a regular basis:

    ".....is logging onto goingtobed.cause/im****ed.andknackered.com"

    Annoying ****ing bastard!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 STIG83
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    If you think that's bad, look what I'm subjected to on a regular basis:

    ".....is logging onto goingtobed.cause/im****ed.andknackered.com"

    Annoying ****ing bastard!

    Defriend them!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 UglyBolloxFace
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    STIG83 wrote: »
    Defriend them!!

    I'm thinking about it...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 STIG83
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    I'm thinking about it...

    Or just hide them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 Savage Tyrant
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    There is. You put the annoying people in a separate group (in your Friend settings). In the chat, your friends are organised by groups. You can select "Go offline" for a particular group. Bingo!

    You have done me a great kindness this day fair lady.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    You have done me a great kindness this day good sir.

    You're welcome! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 7sr2z3fely84g5
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    Usual ones over something small-

    "im so sick of life wish it would end"

    Often wanted to pointed out theres people in the world in rags that go to bed sleep at night starving in the cold while theres with no shelter over their head :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 170 chuckliddell
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    Jesus man that's bad!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 IvyTheTerrible
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    Usual ones over something small-

    "im so sick of life wish it would end"

    Often wanted to pointed out theres people in the world in rags that go to bed sleep at night starving in the cold while theres with no shelter over their head :mad:

    Show them this comic...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 STIG83
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    I'm a laydee, but anyway you're welcome! :)

    Ivy in your username gives it away a bit that you are a lady, have my people i dont want to talk to sorted now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 Savage Tyrant
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    I'm a laydee, but anyway you're welcome! :)

    That's what I said..... ninja edit :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 7sr2z3fely84g5
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 serenacat
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    HAHAHA I read this thread hilarious and am very glad I don't have FB now!!
    reminds me of why I deleted my account!
    Also you can delete your account, some people think you can deactivate it only but there is a way to delete it altogether...(just saying)


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