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WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

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  • #182
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Irish Fire wrote: »
    A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit :) (believe it or not........)


    well said i have had to correct those jaffa fools since the beginning


  • #183
    Irish Fire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    macroboy wrote: »
    well said i have had to correct those jaffa fools since the beginning


    And the court case to prove it....... :)


  • #184
    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    If I could be any biscuit, I'd be a caramel digestive. :cool:


  • #185
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    A penguin.


  • #186
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Ickle Magoo wrote: »
    If I could be any biscuit, I'd be a caramel digestive. :cool:


    first of the sticky diggies..welcome sticky one.


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  • #187
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Gunsfortoys wrote: »
    A penguin.


    OK EVERYONE KEEP CALM.

    You sir, need help.

    ok

    The only biscuit that has a picture of the thing he wants to be on his wrapper.

    Completely fcuked up.

    And dont bring Animals into it.....they are shaped like animals.

    Please see your local doctor .


  • #188
    merlie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 673 ✭✭✭merlie


    One of those McVities Gold Biscuits!


  • #189
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    merlie wrote: »
    One of those McVities Gold Biscuits!


    indeed a mcvities gold..doesnt care what she is,just knows shes loaded..
    all fur coat and no knickers...but the lads love her.


  • #190
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Any suggestions as to what biscuit SANDMAN PORTO is??????


    im thinking a a crawfords shortbread, the catholic biscuit,always ready to be served ,never wanting to praised,just going about his good little ways,with helping the children....yes the children..;)


  • #191
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    From the ones on the list, I gotta go with TimTam. A timtam, like the perfect woman, is smooth, chocolatey and highly dippable in tea. Om nom nom.....


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  • #192
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    KnifeWRENCH wrote: »
    From the ones on the list, I gotta go with TimTam. A timtam, like the perfect woman, is smooth, chocolatey and highly dippable in tea. Om nom nom.....


    welcome oh tamness....grrrrrrr


  • #193
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What is this tam tam you speak of?

    *googley woogley*


  • #194
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What is this tam tam you speak of?

    *googley woogley*


    WELL HERE IS a tim tam woman ..sucking tea through her timtam...
    baaaaaaaddddaaaa binggggg!


  • #195
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Garibaldi.

    Plain initially, but a little bit fruity ;)


  • #196
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Mr. Presentable wrote: »
    Garibaldi.

    Plain initially, but a little bit fruity ;)


    indeed ,and the ifirstfruityfellow weve had ..good at dipping too..always reliably left in the tin...never run out of the baldys


  • #197
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    can't believe fúcking teacakes are currently 2nd on here. urrrrgh...



    i thought only grannies and toddlers liked em, to rasp on where's the biscuit in that?! jaffa cakes must feel hard done by


  • #198
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    can't believe fúcking teacakes are currently 2nd on here. urrrrgh...



    i thought only grannies and toddlers liked em, to rasp on where's the biscuit in that?! jaffa cakes must feel hard done by

    well i would marry a tea cake..and AS I HAVE SAID B4

    FCUKING JAFFAS ARE NOT BISCUITS.

    ok
    :)


  • #199
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    macroboy wrote: »
    well i would marry a tea cake..and AS I HAVE SAID B4

    FCUKING JAFFAS ARE NOT BISCUITS.

    ok
    :)

    It's a VAT thing!


  • #200
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    200 posts?!

    Arsebiscuits!


  • #201
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    ok
    :)
    ok. :confused:

    here, why is there no biscuit in teacakes? cos anonoboy takes the biscuit haaaaa.... .


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  • #202
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Hang on, why has the poll not been graced my the malty splendour of the Rich Tea biscuit? Shenanigans!


  • #203
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    200 posts?!

    Arsebiscuits!


    crumbly? flakey ? spotty? what is the consistency of an arse biscuit?

    never heard of them.


  • #204
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    Hang on, why has the poll not been graced my the malty splendour of the Rich Tea biscuit? Shenanigans!


    what sort of fcuking fool would marry a rich tea?


  • #205
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    ok. :confused:

    here, why is there no biscuit in teacakes? cos anonoboy takes the biscuit haaaaa.... .


    Tea cakes...have a biscuit bottom i will have you know.


  • #206
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    they hardly have le crunch though; do they - mr. squishy biscuits


  • #207
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    hotheadedboy wrote: »
    what sort of fcuking fool would marry a rich tea?

    I ain't sayin' I'm a goldigga... but I will admit to liking tea.

    ...and steady on with your tone, please.


  • #208
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    if (sic) Teacakes were a gay biscuits, they prob would be a bottom biscuits! (with their bubble butt cheek)


  • #209
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    trolls vote teacake - not a hope in hell dos the 5-55 agegroup like tea cakes. as biscuits, at that.


  • #210
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    i'd sooner eat an atari jaguar is that what teacake represents?


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  • #211
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    6a00e551101c548834011570605705970b-500wi

    I'd be Party Rings! Just because.


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