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WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,014 ✭✭✭Mimojo


    Oh I want one of them lovely pink biscuits that used to come in a "Christmas" box of bickies, ya know they are yummy and waffery, and the first biscuit to be eaten out of the box! Can you actually buy packets of them - I have never looked!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭Potatofarl


    Mmmmm Toffee Pops!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    emschlem wrote: »
    Oh dear, WHY are lemon puffs not there?


    they are in the civil partnership poll..

    anyway ..what biscuit in its right mind would rely on a lemon puff ffs??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Potatofarl wrote: »
    Mmmmm Toffee Pops!!

    you are a pop or you just like them?...there is a difference you know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Mimojo wrote: »
    Oh I want one of them lovely pink biscuits that used to come in a "Christmas" box of bickies, ya know they are yummy and waffery, and the first biscuit to be eaten out of the box! Can you actually buy packets of them - I have never looked!


    mmmm???

    which one are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??
    this gets a tad frustrating


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Remember butter cookies? They were a thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭puntosporting


    Deffo a figroll as im completely full of ****!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Remember butter cookies? They were a thing.


    oooooh yesss baaaaaaabbby..now if one of them walked into the room..

    well lets say the lads would perk up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Deffo a figroll as im completely full of ****!


    one thing you can say about a fig roll.

    honest to a fault.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    tonight matthew , i'm going to be a butterscotch shortbread


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    tonight matthew , i'm going to be a butterscotch shortbread


    mmmm..tbh never heard of you.. do you mean scottish shortbread..

    me thinks we have a wishful wannabee biscuit in our midst..


    have you any Viscount COUSINS BY CHANCE???

    VISCOUNT ALERT VISCOUNT ALERT!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    mmmm..tbh never heard of you.. do you mean scottish shortbread..

    its a real biscuit man! fúcking noob pallet! get out; taste the world!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    its a real biscuit man! fúcking noob pallet! get out; taste the world!


    OK people ...DEFO VISCOUNT ALERT!

    Please everyone step back.


    ARE YOU A VISCOUNT?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    macroboy wrote: »
    OK people ...DEFO VISCOUNT ALERT!

    Please everyone step back.


    ARE YOU A VISCOUNT?

    What are you gonna do if he is boss?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    OK alert over!!
    hes real



    and what a dandy of a fellow..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    LambsEye wrote: »
    What are you gonna do if he is boss?


    why ,banish him to the biscuit dungeon my good crumbly fellow..

    then its off with his biscuit head ,on the morrow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    OK people ...DEFO VISCOUNT ALERT!

    Please everyone step back.


    ARE YOU A VISCOUNT?

    Borders biscuits; google em i found some in the local supermarket. they are quality. viscount


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭LambsEye


    Stop calling me a man...You're in severe danger of receiving a crumbly infraction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    LambsEye wrote: »
    Stop calling me a man...You're in severe danger of receiving a crumbly infraction.


    indeeed apologies cumbly fellow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    Borders biscuits; google em i found some in the local supermarket. they are quality. viscount


    yes yes ..it sok ...i beleieve you..

    just those viscounts are tricky bastards


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    Rich Tea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Daegerty wrote: »
    Rich Tea


    look at that ,the purity of the ordinaryness...something to behold

    top of the moning rich tea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    just those viscounts are tricky bastards

    for real. but the butterscotch borders i'd settle for a fruit shortcake; failed to tell the difference last night.

    not very wholesome either. plain digestive should suffice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    tonight matthew, i am a fruit shortcake. theres no borders on :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    tonight matthew, i am a fruit shortcake. theres no borders on :/


    well ,yes ..but one thing about butterscotch shortbread..they seem to have split personalities ..as you can see it can get a bit hairy.

    but lets forgive them for now and move on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    oh; yer like that are you.. a one-dimensional viscount.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    oh; yer like that are you.. a one-dimensional viscount.


    How dare you suggest i am a viscount.
    Dread the thoughts of it.
    I will have you know i am in matter of fact ,a choco kimberly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    yawn.. keep following the biscuit-herd.


  • Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Bentlee Wrong Legume


    Toffypop, but they ARE smaller than they used to be, and dont tell me it's cos I'm grown up now!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    yawn.. keep following the biscuit-herd.


    oh dear..this from the biscuit who just decides on the night which one he is..

    dear oh dear. a biscuit should know its limitations young crumbly one


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