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WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

  • 14-03-2011 9:46pm
    #1
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    YES ITS HERE..the biscuit thread.

    please be honest as its funnier.

    I myself of course would be a male chocolate kimberly.

    chunky,spongey,hard but delicious edges, basically satisfying.

    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/

    and god love all biscuits out there.

    if you could marry one ,which one would it be 188 votes

    Tea cake (Tunnocks)
    0% 0 votes
    Chocolate kimberly
    10% 20 votes
    Toffee pop
    6% 12 votes
    Choco hob knob
    21% 41 votes
    Boaster
    11% 21 votes
    Fruit shortie
    5% 10 votes
    Fig roll
    2% 4 votes
    Choco digestive
    7% 14 votes
    Nice
    8% 16 votes
    Custard cream
    4% 8 votes
    Jammy dodger
    7% 14 votes
    Mikado
    2% 4 votes
    Foxes choco
    8% 16 votes
    Tamtam
    3% 7 votes
    Oreo
    0% 1 vote


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Comments

  • #2
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    1 of'em pink wafer yolks...


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Not biscuit - Crackers.


  • #4
    Gummy Panda
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    a Jaffa Cake


  • #5
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    A Kid's Cream - OMM NOM!


  • #6
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    1 of'em pink wafer yolks...


    sorry to hear that,are you in therapy?;)


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  • #7
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Biggins wrote: »
    Not biscuit - Crackers.


    i used to be crackers...now im more chocolate digestive, mostly boring but with a little bit of yummie :D


  • #8
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Agricola wrote: »
    A Kid's Cream - OMM NOM!


    ooh, yummy


  • #9
    Dravokivich
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    macroboy wrote: »
    sorry to hear that,are you in therapy?;)

    I have you know they thoroughly kick ass and looking gay is merely a rouse!


  • #10
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Seabiscuit








    Because i'm hung like a horse :cool:


  • #11
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    i used to be crackers...now im more chocolate digestive, mostly boring but with a little bit of yummie :D

    Can we lick your chocolate? :D


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  • #12
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    a Jaffa Cake


    sorry the jury says that a jaffa "cake" is actually a cake.

    not allowed.

    please pick again.


  • #13
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,221 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    I'd be a Dodge Viper... Vroom vroom...


    What? Yes, exactly...


  • #14
    Kimono-Girl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    Hazys wrote: »
    Seabiscuit








    Because i'm hung like a horse :cool:


    pics or gtfo! :pac:


    Biggins wrote: »
    Can we lick your chocolate?



    i prefer sucking it off! ;)


  • #15
    rednik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,169 ✭✭✭rednik


    GINGER NUT.


  • #16
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    soggy


  • #17
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Addilyn Fierce Beeswax wrote: »
    I'd be a Dodge Viper... Vroom vroom...


    What? Yes, exactly...


    sorry ,but the use of covicted dutchpaedoes names is not allowed.

    please pick again


  • #18
    Hazys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    pics or gtfo! pacman.gif

    NSFW


  • #19
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Disco.


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kimono-Girl wrote: »
    ...i prefer sucking it off! ;)
    * Puts on Austin Powers voice *

    "Yeaa Baby..." :pac:


  • #21
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Arse biscuit


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  • #22
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Pauleta wrote: »
    Arse biscuit


    CRUMBLY?? SPOTTY? WHAT


  • #23
    PrincessLola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭PrincessLola


    The pink wafer ones... can't remember the name of them:confused:..


  • #24
    WoollyRedHat
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    Ginger nut, dipped in milk.


  • #25
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Cafe noir.


  • #26
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    PrincessLola wrote: »
    The pink wafer ones... can't remember the name of them:confused:..

    another pink wafer...this is becoming serious..

    ok people..the pink wafer reactor is in meltdown..
    please drive away from the pink wafer


  • #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jammy Dodger


  • #28
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Cafe noir.
    dry very dry..


  • #29
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Jammy Dodger


    go on ya goood thing!!


  • #30
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    Ginger nut, dipped in milk.


    mmmm,creamy yet spicey and a more suckable ..mmmm


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  • #31
    PrincessLola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭PrincessLola


    macroboy wrote: »
    another pink wafer...this is becoming serious..

    ok people..the pink wafer reactor is in meltdown..
    please drive away from the pink wafer

    *googles wafer*

    Wikipedia:
    A wafer is a thin slice of semiconductor material, such as a silicon crystal, used in the fabrication of integrated circuits and other microdevices. The wafer serves as the substrate for microelectronic devices built in and over the wafer and undergoes many microfabrication process steps such as doping or ion implantation, etching, deposition of various materials, and photolithographic patterning. Finally the individual microcircuits are separated (dicing) and packaged.

    I see what you did there.


  • #32
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,378 ✭✭✭mojesius


    a wagon wheel


  • #33
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    mojesius wrote: »
    a wagon wheel


    gget yisser banannas 10 fora eurooooooo..lol


  • #34
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    macroboy wrote: »
    go on ya goood thing!!

    it was that or a party ring :D


  • #35
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Toffee pops. Fcuk all the rest of your auld dirty bastard biscuts.


  • #36
    Star Bingo
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    PrincessLola wrote: »
    The pink wafer ones... can't remember the name of them:confused:..

    i've had a few of those. never did remember their names either

    plain digestives tend to look on; but rarely post - others sign out before quoted on a pressing matter; these would be jammy dodgers. torn between the two


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Toffee pops. Fcuk all the rest of your auld dirty bastard biscuts.

    You must think you're pretty f*cking tasty.


  • #38
    Up-n-atom!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 446 ✭✭Up-n-atom!


    Chocolate finger (the gayest of biscuits:p)

    More acurately I'd be a Mikado:D


  • #39
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    i've had a few of those. never did remember their names either

    plain digestives tend to look on; but rarely post - others sign out before quoted on a pressing matter; these would be jammy dodgers. torn between the two


    mmmm you sound like a bit of a custard cream now to be honest ;)


  • #40
    fitzgooble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭fitzgooble


    timtam all the way...


  • #41
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Toffee pops. Fcuk all the rest of your auld dirty bastard biscuts.


    ooooh we have a live one jim....the kinda biscuit you know has been on the powder in the toilets.. whattttt upppp!!


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  • #42
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    fitzgooble wrote: »
    timtam all the way...


    mmm...ahh yes those guys..thinking theyre all brilliant and everything.


  • #43
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,378 ✭✭✭mojesius


    I sincerely hope there are no viscounts on here. The prima donna of the biscuit world.


  • #44
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Up-n-atom! wrote: »
    Chocolate finger (the gayest of biscuits:p)

    More acurately I'd be a Mikado:D


    oh dear ..look good but when you dip ..just dont make your bells ring


  • #45
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    mojesius wrote: »
    I sincerely hope there are no viscounts on here. The prima donna of the biscuit world.


    Here here here..Off with theirr heads


  • #46
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    AND..im sorry but bourbon creams can just go an feck off , go and tap for some odds somewhere else pal.


  • #47
    dan185
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 769 ✭✭✭dan185


    Deleted User wrote: »
    it was that or a party ring :D
    Can I lick your ring?:eek:


  • #48
    Hyperbullet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭Hyperbullet


    A chocolate hob nob. Get more than one dunk out of me so ya would.


  • #49
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    dan185 wrote: »
    Can I lick your ring?:eek:


    ah here..ffs


  • #50
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    DAN!!


  • #51
    macroboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Hyperbullet wrote: »
    A chocolate hob nob. Get more than one dunk out of me so ya would.


    ahhh fit and strong and mmmmmm.....would a woman choco hob nob be the perfect match for a male choc kimberly???


    mmmm me thinks pretty close.

    post your perferct match....It might work lol


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