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WHAT BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE??

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Toffypop, but they ARE smaller than they used to be, and dont tell me it's cos I'm grown up now!!


    MMMMM ...ok does this mean you are smaller than you used to be??

    the question is ..which biscuit are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    none of the above. build me a better biscuit


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/index.php3

    incase guidance is nesscessary...some of you just really dont know your biscuit from your wrapper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    none of the above. build me a better biscuit


    VISCOUNT OUTED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:
    OK GET THE DUNGEON OPEN ...QUIK FFS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    I would be a Cadbury Crunchy biscuit.

    cruncbisc1.bmp

    Smooth, silky, creamy outer layer, crunchy, sweet honeycombed center that is tougher than you'd expect.
    And I always have 'that friday feeling' ;)








    [ /stereotypical Blind Date tv show response:P]


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    I would be a Cadbury Crunchy Nut biscuit.

    cruncbisc1.bmp

    Smooth, silky, creamy outer layer, crunchy, sweet honeycombed center that is tougher than you'd expect.
    And I always have 'that friday feeling"





    [ /stereotypical Blind Date tv show response:P]
    http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/favourites/


    well well well ,a young upstart ,indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed..

    a lot to learn young crunchy san..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    ooh, butter my sultana theyre like a glorified fruit shortcake, with secular bits.

    stock em high, bitch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    Chocolate Digestives! Because like chocolate digestives I'm also made of a biscuity, crumbly mass with a chocolate topping...wait, what? But I probably would go well with tea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    ooh, butter my sultana theyre like a glorified fruit shortcake, with secular bits.

    stock em high, bitch


    lol ok wait ...the question is ...which one are you??

    anywho take care ..keep up your biscuity bits


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    PandyAndy wrote: »
    Chocolate Digestives! Because like chocolate digestives I'm also made of a biscuity, crumbly mass with a chocolate topping...wait, what? But I probably would go well with tea.

    i c...


    taxi !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    man.. that poll. my tea is green. chocolate don't go :/

    funny all my least favourite are getting more votes, in order. n favourites get least - same pattern :confused: i am leaving.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Niche market


    I would definetly be one of these bad boys... ;)

    http://www.saladcreative.com/uploads/pics/inspired/6b7c87_Party_rings.jpg

    Party rings 4 life, Nom nom nom.... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    I'd be a Mikado but why no Jersey Cream option ???

    They may be plain but Christ they're addictive.

    I'd murder a packet of them right now.



    I FCUKING LOVE BISCUITS :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Star Bingo wrote: »
    man.. that poll. my tea is green. chocolate don't go :/

    funny all my least favourite are getting more votes, in order. n favourites get least - same pattern :confused: i am leaving.


    dont go,dont leaves us now nownow,while the sun smiles,stick around a laugh a while...

    song by well known custard cream ,liam o manly,hot house flowers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    barbarians wrote: »
    I'd be a Mikado but why no Jersey Cream option ???

    They may be plain but Christ they're addictive.

    I'd murder a packet of them right now.



    I FCUKING LOVE BISCUITS :pac:
    self love...much criticised by the catholic church,but if you are a jersey cream,well ,just make sure the bathroom door is locked.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I woudnt be picky as long as I got to hang out with Kim, Miko and Coco.

    That new Jacobs ad is very surreal and about 3 minutes long.

    Mmmmmm, sexy biscuits.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    who the fcuk would marry a jersey cream??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Archeron wrote: »
    I woudnt be picky as long as I got to hang out with Kim, Miko and Coco.

    That new Jacobs ad is very surreal and about 3 minutes long.

    Mmmmmm, sexy biscuits.


    welll one of them is a tranny to be honest ..but as usual us kimberlys keeep the sexiness flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭Archeron


    macroboy wrote: »
    welll one of them is a tranny to be honest ..but as usual us kimberlys keeep the sexiness flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing!!

    hahaha, is it the blonde one? She looks a bit iffy. In my defence, i was drunk when I seen the ad last night :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Archeron wrote: »
    hahaha, is it the blonde one? She looks a bit iffy. In my defence, i was drunk when I seen the ad last night :)


    indeed the blonde..with the penis


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    btw ,i have heard rumours there are a couple of dunnes chocolate digestives hanging around,watch you bags and keep the laptops safe.


    also rumoured to be lurking about the lanes..

    Lincoln..

    now if you see this pratt ..avoid at all costs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    back later biscuitaters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    macroboy wrote: »
    btw ,i have heard rumours there are a couple of dunnes chocolate digestives hanging around,watch you bags and keep the laptops safe.


    also rumoured to be lurking about the lanes..

    Lincoln..

    now if you see this pratt ..avoid at all costs


    sightings of cafe noir have not been confirmed..but best keep frosty out there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    macroboy wrote: »
    welll one of them is a tranny to be honest ..but as usual us kimberlys keeep the sexiness flowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwing!!

    and an obvious tranny at that - though some failed to realize.

    trash culture biscuit. noses up..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Heroin rape biscuit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 825 ✭✭✭macroboy


    Heroin rape biscuit.


    I c.. you sound like a dunnes digestive to me son


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    macroboy wrote: »
    I c.. you sound like a dunnes digestive to me son

    Well, certain questions will attract certain answers. As it happens, I actually like Dunne's digestives. They're not up their own holes. They understand their role in biscuit life and do it well. They're not like those fucking immigrant scum biscuits Garibaldi or those dole-grabbing Rich Tea biscuits. Don't even get me started on the blacks - bourbon creams.

    Anyway - why one would compare oneself to a biscuit is beyond me but by all means people, indulge in your quasi-anthropomorphic biscuit fantasy.



    HEROIN RAPE BISCUITS FOR THE WIN.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 603 ✭✭✭Irish Fire


    a Jaffa Cake


    A Jaffa Cake is not a biscuit :) (believe it or not........)


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