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The land before internet porn

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.
    good enough for a peddle all the same!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    A VHS with clips from anything dirty recorded one after the other. Only the naughty bits. The rewind was nearly worn out on my video player.

    Ah, being a teenager. I wouldn't do it again for love nor money.

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    good enough for a peddle all the same!
    At that age I never needed much of an excuse.:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.

    commando, american werewolf in london, had good nudey shots in em:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Baywatch on a Saturday evening, before being dragged off to mass by the parents!:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    Under hairy bushes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    commando, american werewolf in london, had good nudey shots in em:o

    The first Hallow'een film, where he stabs the sister...in the boob!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
    I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    papagormo wrote: »
    I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
    I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

    had a **** to that myself, such innocent days they were;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭FF and proud


    I'm 22 so internet porn has been there for my teenage years and adult years. We pretty much have a massive amount of porn on tap right now but i'd like to know from some of our older posters where they got their fapping material from before internet porn became common and widely available.

    Let the faptalgia commence.

    Ah sure that internet porn can go a bit far. Sure before the internet you used to have to try and look at the women from a hiding place but make sure they didnt see you looking back because youd get into trouble.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!
    Trading Places a great film.
    I recall one of the Dirty Harry films where Clint fell through a skylight onto a bed where they were filming a porno:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    papagormo wrote: »
    I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
    I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

    Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    bonerm wrote: »
    Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

    what?!:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    Trading Places a great film.
    I recall one of the Dirty Harry films where Clint fell through a skylight onto a bed where they were filming a porno:)

    trading places:D clasic film very funny and jamie lee........best tits ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    papagormo wrote: »
    Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!


    a classic. remember rusty pulling the tits of the german girl?? another belly boxing moment:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    papagormo wrote: »
    Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!



    Same year, the best bits from Return of the Jedi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭scientific1982


    a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!
    She had a great set on her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 978 ✭✭✭Arnold Layne


    bonerm wrote: »
    Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

    That explains why I shot my load during the piano scene


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,796 ✭✭✭KungPao


    10 minute previews of the racey channels on sky.

    Eurotrash.

    Brochures with lingerie sections.

    Women's magazines bought by older sisters that had sections regarding, and showing, breastage.

    Videos shared by friends who found them....somewhere...belonging to their da.

    Old and ragged dirty mags found in the bushes.

    Weird Jesus Franco vampire movies on channel 4, featuring mucho nudity.

    Basic Instinct.

    Baywatch (if nothing else is at hand)

    It was much more fun back in the day...now all you want is at the touch of a few keys.

    The thrill is gone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    demi moore in indecent proposal


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,480 ✭✭✭Blondini


    Capel Street


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    I used to spend hours watching crap French films on CH4 just on the off chance of seeing boob. But plenty of films were sneaky, they'd show something within the first 15 minutes, making you think there will be loads more, but 60 minutes later nothing.
    Then there's the other films, boring as hell, doesn't even look like someone will get their kit off, but BAMMM, full frontal nudity no hiding it, no quick glimpse, just full on hairy muff for a good 7 seconds. Those were the days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 618 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    There was a australian program called "Chances" - loads of titties....but by gawd the acting was abso-frickin-lutely pile of dogshyte...

    Emma Samms did for me.... there was a cute picture which I stashed away years ago as a hormonal lil fcuker....

    Looking at *cough*oxendales_catalogue*cough* on certain pages of women posing in their underwear.... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭GSV


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Kays catalogue

    Yeah, disappearing into the loo with your mother's catalogue at 12 years of age could take some explaining if you were caught. :D

    Quickly skipping the corsets & girdles section was a must as well if you weren't going to be scarred for life! :eek: :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Re-runs of Emmanuelle. She was some goer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    ah the channel 4 late nite softcore porn!

    they used to play "the lesbian warewolf" all the time. you had to watch 30mins of foreign crap to see 1 boob...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    Showgirls on TV3 atm for ye.
    I was looking at internet porn a good 5-6 years before tv3 started.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,532 ✭✭✭✭Lumen


    I had digital porn on my Commodore (Amiga probably) in 1987. I would have been about 13 y/o.

    I can date it quite precisely because there was a 2-bit picture of extreme nekkidness with Mel and Kim's "Respectable" overlaid. I missed the irony of this "mashup" at the time.

    Before the internet such things (and copied games) were privately distributed on floppy disk using the postal system. Massive latency, massive throughput. I had a hacker name which escapes me now, but definitely started with "Mega-".


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