The land before internet porn

round tower huntsman · 12-12-2010 01:01AM

the purple tin wrote: »

Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.

good enough for a peddle all the same!

funk-you · 12-12-2010 01:03AM

A VHS with clips from anything dirty recorded one after the other. Only the naughty bits. The rewind was nearly worn out on my video player.

Ah, being a teenager. I wouldn't do it again for love nor money.

-Funk

the purple tin · 12-12-2010 01:06AM

round tower huntsman wrote: »

good enough for a peddle all the same!

At that age I never needed much of an excuse.:o

round tower huntsman · 12-12-2010 01:07AM

the purple tin wrote: »

Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.

commando, american werewolf in london, had good nudey shots in em:o

Panthro · 12-12-2010 01:07AM

Baywatch on a Saturday evening, before being dragged off to mass by the parents!:D

Arnold Layne · 12-12-2010 01:08AM

Under hairy bushes

Panthro · 12-12-2010 01:09AM

round tower huntsman wrote: »

commando, american werewolf in london, had good nudey shots in em:o

The first Hallow'een film, where he stabs the sister...in the boob!:pac:

round tower huntsman · 12-12-2010 01:12AM

a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!

Panthro · 12-12-2010 01:16AM

I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

round tower huntsman · 12-12-2010 01:18AM

papagormo wrote: »

I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

had a **** to that myself, such innocent days they were;)

FF and proud · 12-12-2010 01:20AM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I'm 22 so internet porn has been there for my teenage years and adult years. We pretty much have a massive amount of porn on tap right now but i'd like to know from some of our older posters where they got their fapping material from before internet porn became common and widely available.

Let the faptalgia commence.

Ah sure that internet porn can go a bit far. Sure before the internet you used to have to try and look at the women from a hiding place but make sure they didnt see you looking back because youd get into trouble.

the purple tin · 12-12-2010 01:22AM

round tower huntsman wrote: »

a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!

Trading Places a great film.
I recall one of the Dirty Harry films where Clint fell through a skylight onto a bed where they were filming a porno:)

Panthro · 12-12-2010 01:23AM

Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn6uqwSjDjY

bonerm · 12-12-2010 01:24AM

papagormo wrote: »

I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

Panthro · 12-12-2010 01:25AM

bonerm wrote: »

Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

what?!:pac:

round tower huntsman · 12-12-2010 01:29AM

the purple tin wrote: »

Trading Places a great film.
I recall one of the Dirty Harry films where Clint fell through a skylight onto a bed where they were filming a porno:)

trading places:D clasic film very funny and jamie lee........best tits ever.

round tower huntsman · 12-12-2010 01:30AM

papagormo wrote: »

Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn6uqwSjDjY

a classic. remember rusty pulling the tits of the german girl?? another belly boxing moment:o

bonerm · 12-12-2010 01:31AM

papagormo wrote: »

Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn6uqwSjDjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgsK9fuO2a8

Same year, the best bits from Return of the Jedi.

scientific1982 · 12-12-2010 01:31AM

round tower huntsman wrote: »

a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!

She had a great set on her.

Arnold Layne · 12-12-2010 01:34AM

bonerm wrote: »

Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

That explains why I shot my load during the piano scene

KungPao · 12-12-2010 02:11AM

10 minute previews of the racey channels on sky.

Eurotrash.

Brochures with lingerie sections.

Women's magazines bought by older sisters that had sections regarding, and showing, breastage.

Videos shared by friends who found them....somewhere...belonging to their da.

Old and ragged dirty mags found in the bushes.

Weird Jesus Franco vampire movies on channel 4, featuring mucho nudity.

Basic Instinct.

Baywatch (if nothing else is at hand)

It was much more fun back in the day...now all you want is at the touch of a few keys.

The thrill is gone.

bodice ripper · 12-12-2010 02:15AM

demi moore in indecent proposal

Blondini · 12-12-2010 02:59AM

Capel Street

Senna · 12-12-2010 04:48AM

I used to spend hours watching crap French films on CH4 just on the off chance of seeing boob. But plenty of films were sneaky, they'd show something within the first 15 minutes, making you think there will be loads more, but 60 minutes later nothing.
Then there's the other films, boring as hell, doesn't even look like someone will get their kit off, but BAMMM, full frontal nudity no hiding it, no quick glimpse, just full on hairy muff for a good 7 seconds. Those were the days.

t0mm13b · 12-12-2010 05:09AM

There was a australian program called "Chances" - loads of titties....but by gawd the acting was abso-frickin-lutely pile of dogshyte...

Emma Samms did for me.... there was a cute picture which I stashed away years ago as a hormonal lil fcuker....

Looking at *cough*oxendales_catalogue*cough* on certain pages of women posing in their underwear....

GSV · 12-12-2010 05:56AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Kays catalogue

Yeah, disappearing into the loo with your mother's catalogue at 12 years of age could take some explaining if you were caught.

Quickly skipping the corsets & girdles section was a must as well if you weren't going to be scarred for life! :eek:

Jesus Wept · 12-12-2010 06:08AM

Re-runs of Emmanuelle. She was some goer.

Tonto86 · 12-12-2010 06:15AM

ah the channel 4 late nite softcore porn!

they used to play "the lesbian warewolf" all the time. you had to watch 30mins of foreign crap to see 1 boob...

chicken fingers · 12-12-2010 07:44AM

Refugee from RealLife wrote: »

Showgirls on TV3 atm for ye.

I was looking at internet porn a good 5-6 years before tv3 started.

Lumen · 12-12-2010 08:15AM

I had digital porn on my Commodore (Amiga probably) in 1987. I would have been about 13 y/o.

I can date it quite precisely because there was a 2-bit picture of extreme nekkidness with Mel and Kim's "Respectable" overlaid. I missed the irony of this "mashup" at the time.

Before the internet such things (and copied games) were privately distributed on floppy disk using the postal system. Massive latency, massive throughput. I had a hacker name which escapes me now, but definitely started with "Mega-".

The land before internet porn

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