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The land before internet porn

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    #92
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »
    there was cock and bollocks on the porn you recorded? what kinda stuff do you be watchin?

    In the normal course of events there would be the firm possibility (excuse the pun) of seeing some erect penises during your porn viewing.

    Unless you like the lezzies, squirters or animals of course


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    #93
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Back in the 80's, I just made my own porn.


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    #94
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,707 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    are you not like 25?


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    #95
    ADDON
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    Latchy wrote: »
    I remember while in the army about a hundred of us heading over to a marquee to view what we thought was a reel to reel movie but which turned out to be a porno and of course once betamix videos came along the porno industry took off .

    This reminds me of my first time to Lebanon with the army. We convinced a local "mingy man" ( a sort of a trader who sold stuff to UN personnel, such as electronics, t-shirts, souveners, etc)... anyway, delivery of a porno video was eagerly awaited for almost three weeks. When it arrived, we had to be as casual as possible in case the officers on base got wind of it.... anyway, the coast was clear, we all sat there with horns like telegraph poles waiting to see the video.... the discovered the mingyman had brought us a Betamax tape and our video was VHS.... :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #96
    Ardennes1944
    Registered Users Posts: 9,238 ✭✭✭Ardennes1944


    orourkeda wrote: »
    In the normal course of events there would be the firm possibility (excuse the pun) of seeing some erect penises during your porn viewing.

    Unless you like the lezzies, squirters or animals of course

    yes i believe what you are saying is true, but cock and bollocks wouldnt usually be the first things you'd think of would they...


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    #97
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »
    yes i believe what you are saying is true, but cock and bollocks wouldnt usually be the first things you'd think of would they...

    Titties and vage


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    #98
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    twas a bleak n barren place, with men scouring the land for any ould rag or publication which alluded to even a flash of the flesh and would trade vhs's of - traci lords or something. argos catalogues nude bo derek on horseback centerfolds n impure thoughts of and felicity kendall, god forbid.

    how easily we can be transported into the snatches of Tia Ling, Mei Yu, Leila Lei, Mika Tan, Lily Thai, Keanna Li, Evelyn Lin only the tip of the asian pornstar iceberg i am well n truly catered for! n in HD @ 60faps its.. fast replacing the real thing :eek:


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    #99
    therewillbe
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭therewillbe


    Back in the day on C4,They used to have a Red triangle on the screen at night when there was a bit of flesh to be seen.God those were the days;)


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    #100
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    Deutschlandfürimmer7 wrote: »
    yes i believe what you are saying is true, but cock and bollocks wouldnt usually be the first things you'd think of would they...

    Didn't he not just mean cock and balls in the same way you'd say "Damn"? He recorded the wrong thing so he was upset.

    Though upset is definitely too light a word to use when a man expects bouncing boobs and gets 3 hours of teletext :pac:


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    #101
    Banjaxed82
    Registered Users Posts: 1,943 ✭✭✭Banjaxed82


    parker kent wrote: »
    Didn't he not just mean cock and balls in the same way you'd say "Damn"? He recorded the wrong thing so he was upset.

    Bingo.


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    #102
    horseplay
    Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭horseplay


    RTL... on 1st gen sky box saturday night around 11 while the parents were in the pub :)


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    #103
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    horseplay wrote: »
    RTL... on 1st gen sky box saturday night around 11 while the parents were in the pub :)

    name suggests you like the trough stuff :o


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