The land before internet porn

pablomakaveli

I'm 22 so internet porn has been there for my teenage years and adult years. We pretty much have a massive amount of porn on tap right now but i'd like to know from some of our older posters where they got their fapping material from before internet porn became common and widely available.

Let the faptalgia commence.

scientific1982

I used to be very into eurotrash and french foreign films on channel 4.

pablomakaveli

Actually i do remember there used to be softcore porn on bravo late at night a few years back.

DetectivFoxtrot

Mills & Boon novels of course!

JJJJNR

MTV and sabrina !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

bonerm

Argos Catalogue page 59 . Check out the UVA on that!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=69510939&postcount=48

amacachi

I'd say there's more than a few fellas reading this thread who have VHSs somewhere of Eurotrash.

OutlawPete

Kays catalogue and H&E magazine.

Elevator

i actually miss my blue magazines tbh

bonerm

Sunday World used to be full of sub-page3-quality muck as well iirc.

galwayrush

Sheep were more in demand.

mike65

Smuggled copies of Mayfair, Penthouse etc! Oh and VHS of course, porn flicks were readily availible.

Berty

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Actually i do remember there used to be softcore porn on bravo late at night a few years back.

"The Red Shoe Diaries"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Shoe_Diaries

Ah the aul early 90's when people had IMAGINATION. Pictures of a naked woman were simply a luxury so you just imagined it!!

Setun

scientific1982 wrote: »

I used to be very into eurotrash and french foreign films on channel 4.

There's a great Adam and Joe documentary about the early years of Channel 4 - they had a show called Naked Yoga or something that was essentially a televised orgy.

It's on 4OD, worth a watch for the lulz (the Adam and Joe thing, not the yoga orgy unfortunately)

bonerm

There was a show called Dream On that always guarenteed a bit of sneaky tit for no reason.

BrianD3

Basic Instinct

Also as already mentioned, French films on Channel 4. Eg Betty Blue and Last Tango in Paris

Refugee from RealLife

Showgirls on TV3 atm for ye.

OutlawPete

bonerm wrote: »

There was a show called Dream On that always guarenteed a bit of sneaky tit for no reason.

That show represents exactly how my mind works, literally

sinjin_smythe

Those weird 70's shows on channel 4 at like 2 am bring back good memories for me! "Terror at orgy castle" ! ah, good times

round tower huntsman

as far as real porn went,not tits'ass mags etc..., the only porn we saw was videos that we robbed from our da's socks/tie drawers or from under his vests in the wardrobe. vhs hardcore but nothing as good as whats on the web.

i used to sneak my da vids and mags out of his stash, then hed rob them back from my room but we never mentioned it or spoke about it, it was our cold war.

mikom

Red triangle movies, Friday night, Channel 4.

longhalloween

Ahh tg4 used to have a french film on every friday night. Boobs...

bonerm

Did Super Channel (look it up) have late night porn too?

Micky Dolenz

ah, the good old days, when you had to use your imagination for a ****.

round tower huntsman

good auld days?? they were awful, give me tnaflix anyday;)

the purple tin

Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.

Minstrel27

Whenever anyone went on holidays they always brought back a few magazines. Good times. The Adult Channel freeview was also watched. The Daily Sport was a good read too.

razorblunt

For anyone in Cork in those days t'would have been Channel 18 on the "black box" on Saturday nights for German movies on Sat 1.

Damn that channel 16 and the static noise!

Mint Sauce

FHM and Loaded.

opinion guy

JJJJNR wrote: »

MTV and sabrina !!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

Poor girl can't even afford a bikini that works :rolleyes:

curehead

Dallas 'charlene i think her name was

round tower huntsman

the purple tin wrote: »

Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.

good enough for a peddle all the same!

funk-you

A VHS with clips from anything dirty recorded one after the other. Only the naughty bits. The rewind was nearly worn out on my video player.

Ah, being a teenager. I wouldn't do it again for love nor money.

-Funk

the purple tin

round tower huntsman wrote: »

good enough for a peddle all the same!

At that age I never needed much of an excuse.:o

round tower huntsman

the purple tin wrote: »

Remember when action films from years ago nearly always used to have a quick flash of flesh, usually when the hero would chase the bad guy through some poor womans bedroom.

commando, american werewolf in london, had good nudey shots in em:o

Panthro

Baywatch on a Saturday evening, before being dragged off to mass by the parents!:D

Arnold Layne

Under hairy bushes

Panthro

round tower huntsman wrote: »

commando, american werewolf in london, had good nudey shots in em:o

The first Hallow'een film, where he stabs the sister...in the boob!:pac:

round tower huntsman

a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!

Panthro

I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

round tower huntsman

papagormo wrote: »

I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

had a **** to that myself, such innocent days they were;)

FF and proud

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I'm 22 so internet porn has been there for my teenage years and adult years. We pretty much have a massive amount of porn on tap right now but i'd like to know from some of our older posters where they got their fapping material from before internet porn became common and widely available.

Let the faptalgia commence.

Ah sure that internet porn can go a bit far. Sure before the internet you used to have to try and look at the women from a hiding place but make sure they didnt see you looking back because youd get into trouble.

the purple tin

round tower huntsman wrote: »

a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!

Trading Places a great film.
I recall one of the Dirty Harry films where Clint fell through a skylight onto a bed where they were filming a porno:)

Panthro

Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn6uqwSjDjY

bonerm

papagormo wrote: »

I rented "barb Wire" once, at the very end there was about 10mins of Pammy sitting on a swing and water spashing her.
I seen Pammy boob, that was a good day

Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

Panthro

bonerm wrote: »

Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

what?!:pac:

round tower huntsman

the purple tin wrote: »

Trading Places a great film.
I recall one of the Dirty Harry films where Clint fell through a skylight onto a bed where they were filming a porno:)

trading places:D clasic film very funny and jamie lee........best tits ever.

round tower huntsman

papagormo wrote: »

Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn6uqwSjDjY

a classic. remember rusty pulling the tits of the german girl?? another belly boxing moment:o

bonerm

papagormo wrote: »

Does anyone else remember the bird that jumped in the pool in the film "National Lampoon's vacation"? I was young, but aware of hawt!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn6uqwSjDjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgsK9fuO2a8

Same year, the best bits from Return of the Jedi.

scientific1982

round tower huntsman wrote: »

a personall favorite is the one,name escapes me,with eddie murphy dan akroyd and jamie lee curtis(as the hooker), she gets them out, what a woman!

She had a great set on her.

Arnold Layne

bonerm wrote: »

Unbelievably that movie is a remake of Casablanca.

That explains why I shot my load during the piano scene