What Do You Do While Having A Dump?

phill106 · 19-11-2010 10:16PM

surf on iphone (poopreports.com a very apt site)
sickipedia
maybe a bit of sky news/rte news

Generally best not to do all these one after the other, otherwise people may send a search party for you.

clonadlad · 19-11-2010 10:20PM

I usually try to go to Paul's when I do one. Not much craic in his bathroom. The room does smell nice in fairness after.

Rented Mule · 19-11-2010 10:24PM

Angry Birds and Ragdoll Blaster2 on the iPhone.

Swampy · 19-11-2010 10:31PM

Along time ago... Smoke a spliff while having a dump. That's relaxing.

baldbear · 19-11-2010 10:31PM

Read Aldi/Lidl booklets. Great poo time reading there!

Oranage2 · 19-11-2010 10:33PM

the ingredients on a shampoo bottle!

General General · 19-11-2010 10:36PM

Fromvert wrote: »

Read the info on gels/sprays/shampoos/shower gel.

+1

I can speak fairly limited Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Finnish, Chinese, Arabic, Czech, Turkish, Hungarian & Ukrainian.

My pronunciation isn't the best, though...

fudgez · 19-11-2010 10:41PM

I draw picture of poo and post them too the internet and chat with other pooing people using iPoo (easily the best app on the iPhone) its like twitter fr pooing! http://appshopper.com/social-networking/ipoo-bored-while-you-poo

Terry · 19-11-2010 10:43PM

I generally weep due to the amount of lame excrement related threads in AH.
Then I think of the ones started by FlutteringBantam and I cheer up.

That or read the paper.

johnn · 19-11-2010 10:45PM

Make sure to avoid the splash-back from the Shit hitting the water....especially if I've pissed first.

Jake93 · 19-11-2010 10:48PM

Can't go wrong with a nice aul fig roll and a dump at the same time

Big Lar · 19-11-2010 10:49PM

Keep thinking to myself

Remember to open the window

Remember to open the window

But to my wife's disgust I always forget

wilson10 · 19-11-2010 10:51PM

rednik wrote: »

Sudoku, harder level for a tougher crap.

Do you work it out with a pencil

blaze1 · 19-11-2010 11:01PM

play a game on me phone... snooker or the angry birds normally helps to relax

bogtreader · 19-11-2010 11:12PM

Clear texts on my phone or play tetris

pablomakaveli · 19-11-2010 11:21PM

This is me on the can. Except i'm not completely naked. I usually have revelations while sitting on the toilet.

redtom33 · 19-11-2010 11:23PM

Plan out my day.

Svetti Arss · 19-11-2010 11:23PM

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Have a ****. Saves time especially at work.

Have you been on Big Brother?

junkyarddog · 19-11-2010 11:24PM

wilson10 wrote: »

Do you work it out with a pencil

The old ones are the best:D

I just hope it always comes out clean,saves on the paperwork:p

Stokolan · 19-11-2010 11:26PM

Play games on the phone.

I got some of my best scores while my ass was burnt off me with a dose of the runs.

Svetti Arss · 19-11-2010 11:27PM

I use a laptop or as my elderly father in law calls it a flaptop. It keeps me entertained and warm and I only have to break my concentration when a jack-knife is expected.

JerryHandbag · 19-11-2010 11:47PM

Put the ipod on shuffle and see what comes out (of the ipod I mean)

Princess Peach · 19-11-2010 11:52PM

I'm a lady, so I don't actually go to no. 2. I just use the bathroom to freshen up and powder my nose.

2 stroke · 19-11-2010 11:52PM

Check my messages on the back of door Write graffitti.

De Dannan · 20-11-2010 12:13AM

What Do You Do While Having A Dump?

What do ya want to know that for ya weirdo ?

Rubberlegs · 20-11-2010 12:21AM

Joey the lips wrote: »

Puuuussssshhhhhhh pant pant pant pant Puuuuuussssshhhhhh Pant pant pant..... wait for the splash... Lift me arse so it does not get wet.....

But don't you find if your arse does gets splashed, it saves on toilet paper?? A homemade bidet if you will:D