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What Do You Do While Having A Dump?

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  • 19-11-2010 9:50pm
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    starbelgrade
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    Let's face it. Having a poo is a fairly mundane chore, so what do you do to pass the time while you're passing out effluent?

    Some people like to read.

    Some people are probably reading this whilst breaking a log.

    I normally play a game of FIFA on the DS-Nintendo.

    So what do you do whilst dropping the kids off at the pool?

    Or do you just stare at the wall and grimace?


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    Lab_Mouse
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    what a strange question


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Have a ****. Saves time especially at work.


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    #4
    KeithM89_old
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    Catch up on this weeks Heat magazine, write a few pages from my Autobiography or usually just stare at wall hoping i dont leave skidmarks...


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    #5
    Mint Sauce
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    turn to the empty loo roll holder in horror.


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    foxinsox
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    can we post about Biffo and the IMF please? :pac:


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    Joey the lips
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    Puuuussssshhhhhhh pant pant pant pant Puuuuuussssshhhhhh Pant pant pant..... wait for the splash... Lift me arse so it does not get wet.....


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    qz
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    Read a classic car mag or play with the apps on my phone.


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    Smartly Dressed
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    I've tried reading but it's over so fast I barely get to open the book.


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    Babalons
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    Play a game on me Android phone. Or watch a you-tube vid. This also causes a condition known as 'numb arse' due to excessive time spent on the pot. Unfortunately there is no app to cure this condition..... YET!


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    Plug
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    Listen to tunes on the phone.


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    johnn
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    ......Get head off your Mah.


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    Turtyturd
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    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Have a ****. Saves time especially at work.

    Hope you don't use the same jacks roll....I usually just read, once you get pins and needles in your legs its time to get up. Sometimes I will take the ipod in and listen to a song or two.


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    rednik
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    Sudoku, harder level for a tougher crap.


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    Mister men
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    Nothing that's my quiet time during the day.


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    #16
    BrianJD
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    Browse boards.ie on my phone. I HATE forgetting my phone when going to the toilet....


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    starbelgrade
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    johnn wrote: »
    ......Get head off your Mah.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta_8m8qAca0


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    #18
    Sauve
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    Blow my nose. It helps the whole process :)
    Win-win


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    Fromvert
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    Read the info on gels/sprays/shampoos/shower gel.


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    Bodhisopha
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    I have a little hand-held FM/AM radio that i like to play around with whilst having a poo. I put it onto AM and see what strange radio stations i can receive. This is a pretty pointless exercise during the day as you can't pick up so many stations for whatever reason, so i try to save my poos for when it's dark, which is obviously easier this time of the year.

    No lie.


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    Babalons
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    Fromvert wrote: »
    Read the info on gels/sprays/shampoos/shower gel.

    Indeed, damn that cheap Afghan toothpaste. No reading value on it at all!!


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    #22
    Absurdum
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    Squeeze


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    starbelgrade
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    Bodhisopha wrote: »
    I have a little hand-held FM/AM radio that i like to play around with whilst having a poo. I put it onto AM and see what strange radio stations i can receive. This is a pretty pointless exercise during the day as you can't pick up so many stations for whatever reason, so i try to save my poos for when it's dark, which is obviously easier this time of the year.

    No lie.

    That is extremely odd.


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    #24
    strokemyclover
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    Its After Hours, Its a thread about a toilet on Friday night, there's been 23 responses so far in the thread's 11 minute lifespan!!!!

    I heard life gets better but I do have doubts! :confused:


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    #25
    Rabble Rabble
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    Am I the only person who sh*ts and gets off the pot as quickly as possible?


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    cleremy jarkson
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    Fromvert wrote: »
    Read the info on gels/sprays/shampoos/shower gel.

    Lol i actually avoid taking other reading material into the bathroom because i know there will be lots of shampoo bottles to read and hyphenated ingredients to try to memorise.


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    johnn
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    Pray I don't get the dreaded "Ring Sting".


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    Paddy Samurai
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    Joey the lips wrote: »
    Puuuussssshhhhhhh pant pant pant pant Puuuuuussssshhhhhh Pant pant pant..... wait for the splash... Lift me arse so it does not get wet.....

    Play bomber pilot ...........move arse sideways to drop in on the side of the bowl...........it slides in with barely a ripple.

    Dambusters eat yer heart out!.:D


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    Bodhisopha
    Registered Users Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    That is extremely odd.

    Well, i'd be a reader but i end up disappointed when a poo goes off without a hitch and i have to stop reading sooner than i'd like to.

    I've heard hanging around on the toilet reading promotes 'roids. I read that in the little leaflet that comes with a tube of Anusol.


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    #30
    Joe C
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    Podcast + Angry Birds.


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    #31
    MayoForSam
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    I used to play 'Battlestar Galactica' (the original one with Lorne Green as Adama) as a young lad while sitting on 'the throne' - attacking the bath (i.e. the battlestar) with a comb (the cylons).

    Who needs an iPhone when your imagination can suffice?


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