What Do You Do While Having A Dump?

phill106

surf on iphone (poopreports.com a very apt site)
sickipedia
maybe a bit of sky news/rte news

Generally best not to do all these one after the other, otherwise people may send a search party for you.

clonadlad

I usually try to go to Paul's when I do one. Not much craic in his bathroom. The room does smell nice in fairness after.

Rented Mule

Angry Birds and Ragdoll Blaster2 on the iPhone.

Sitec

I do nothing, i sh1t in about 40 seconds. Never understood the whole 40 minutes having a **** idea.

Swampy

Along time ago... Smoke a spliff while having a dump. That's relaxing.

baldbear

Read Aldi/Lidl booklets. Great poo time reading there!

Oranage2

the ingredients on a shampoo bottle!

General General

Fromvert wrote: »

Read the info on gels/sprays/shampoos/shower gel.

+1

I can speak fairly limited Dutch, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian, Finnish, Chinese, Arabic, Czech, Turkish, Hungarian & Ukrainian.

My pronunciation isn't the best, though...

fudgez

I draw picture of poo and post them too the internet and chat with other pooing people using iPoo (easily the best app on the iPhone) its like twitter fr pooing! http://appshopper.com/social-networking/ipoo-bored-while-you-poo

Terry

I generally weep due to the amount of lame excrement related threads in AH.
Then I think of the ones started by FlutteringBantam and I cheer up.

That or read the paper.

johnn

Make sure to avoid the splash-back from the Shit hitting the water....especially if I've pissed first.

Jake93

Can't go wrong with a nice aul fig roll and a dump at the same time

Big Lar

Keep thinking to myself

Remember to open the window

Remember to open the window

But to my wife's disgust I always forget

wilson10

rednik wrote: »

Sudoku, harder level for a tougher crap.

Do you work it out with a pencil

blaze1

play a game on me phone... snooker or the angry birds normally helps to relax

bogtreader

Clear texts on my phone or play tetris

pablomakaveli

This is me on the can. Except i'm not completely naked. I usually have revelations while sitting on the toilet.

redtom33

Plan out my day.

Svetti Arss

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Have a ****. Saves time especially at work.

Have you been on Big Brother?

junkyarddog

wilson10 wrote: »

Do you work it out with a pencil

The old ones are the best:D

I just hope it always comes out clean,saves on the paperwork:p

Stokolan

Play games on the phone.

I got some of my best scores while my ass was burnt off me with a dose of the runs.

Svetti Arss

I use a laptop or as my elderly father in law calls it a flaptop. It keeps me entertained and warm and I only have to break my concentration when a jack-knife is expected.

JerryHandbag

Put the ipod on shuffle and see what comes out (of the ipod I mean)

Princess Peach

I'm a lady, so I don't actually go to no. 2. I just use the bathroom to freshen up and powder my nose.

2 stroke

Check my messages on the back of door Write graffitti.

De Dannan

What Do You Do While Having A Dump?

What do ya want to know that for ya weirdo ?

Rubberlegs

Joey the lips wrote: »

Puuuussssshhhhhhh pant pant pant pant Puuuuuussssshhhhhh Pant pant pant..... wait for the splash... Lift me arse so it does not get wet.....

But don't you find if your arse does gets splashed, it saves on toilet paper?? A homemade bidet if you will:D

W.Shakes-Beer

I have once or twice, when nobody at home, sat on the can with my old Acoustic guitar and played Tears in Heaven.

scientific1982

Look at other primates in the paper.

Standman

read the back of the toothpaste tube