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What Do You Do While Having A Dump?

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    #122
    yoshytoshy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,305 ✭✭✭yoshytoshy


    Overheard in Dublin ,Classic little book.


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    #123
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    You should see some of my other threads, like -

    "Is Enda Kenny a Robot?" (with added poll option)

    "Do You Have A Pet Name For Your Todger?"

    and

    "If you were going to die with one thing in your mouth, what would it be?"

    Why would I want to see anything else? You are fascinated by people on the toilet. I know enough forever about you.


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    #124
    langer91
    Registered Users Posts: 801 ✭✭✭langer91


    afterwards i measure my log to see how big it is. i keep a record of all of them and i also record what i eat during the day so i know how to make really really big poo


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    #125
    UnknownSpecies
    Registered Users Posts: 3,183 ✭✭✭UnknownSpecies


    langer91 wrote: »
    afterwards i measure my log to see how big it is. i keep a record of all of them and i also record what i eat during the day so i know how to make really really big poo

    didnt you know, thats actually fairly normal :rolleyes:


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    #126
    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,966 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    At home: read a small factual book. Almost always about planes or cars.

    In work: take out the phone and play a game of Solitaire.


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    #127
    smokie2008
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭smokie2008


    make-toilet-paper-origami-7.jpg


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    #128
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    pretend i'm having a smoke. try it, you'll sh!t faster


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    #129
    Equium
    Registered Users Posts: 538 ✭✭✭Equium


    I spend my time trying not to get caught. It's exhilarating to sneak into the ladies room and have a crafty crap. The only problem is having to lift your legs when someone else enters the room- it can get messy. But the reaction of women around the office to finding the present is worth it every time.
    'Mary did you smell that one in the bathroom?' 'I sure did. Wasn't Sandra in their at lunch?' 'Has she no shame...'


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    #130
    0verblood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭0verblood


    I usually read. I love coming back from Tesco with a nice fresh magazine and bringing it into the bog. If the magazine is very interesting I ration out my poo by leaving out small bits at a time until the bowl is full of nesquik like shitlets and I've nothin left in me bowels.


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    #131
    daddydick
    Registered Users Posts: 407 ✭✭daddydick


    If I'm at home alone I will usually take something to read/ take out the iphone and read some newspapers and spent 10-15 minutes on the pot.


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