Will y' get out before me mates see ya?

AskMyChocolate · 07-10-2010 03:20AM #1

Just looking at the "Walk of Shame" thread there, and while we've all done it (honest), I was wondering has anybody got any good stories about being the Walk of Shamee.

Ever woken up to find a woman/man gnawing their arm off at the shoulder?

I've had a few women who were disconcertingly prepared the following morning to give me directions to the nearest pub/bus.

No need to have had the map section open on the independent directory though, before even offering me a cup of tea.:mad:

Got to the nearest pub and ended up in an unmerciful session with a bunch of people who turn out to be her mates.

She arrives in six hours later,sober, and proceeds to make the exact same mistake she made the night before.:pac:

Happy Days.:)

K-9 · 07-10-2010 03:27AM

Funny story. :rolleyes:

UndertheBridge · 07-10-2010 03:29AM

Often dealt with my flatmate's walk of shamers....by finding them randomly rambling around the flat in the morning.

Best thing ever was her waking up one morning and knocking on my door to show me what one of them left behind, a dogtag saying "What the hell happened last night"...I kid you not.

I wonder if its a trademark of his, disappearing into thin air and leaving behind a souvenir

Professey Chin · 07-10-2010 03:29AM

Isnt this the exact same as the other thread since you were on the walk

scientific1982 · 07-10-2010 03:30AM

Nah cause im a fookin ride.

UndertheBridge · 07-10-2010 03:31AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Isnt this the exact same as the other thread since you were on the walk

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

Professey Chin · 07-10-2010 03:33AM

UndertheBridge wrote: »

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

Read the OP.He was the one sent on the walk so he wasnt the shamee.

And dont you roll your eyes at me at this hour :mad:

UndertheBridge · 07-10-2010 03:37AM

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Read the OP.He was the one sent on the walk so he wasnt the shamee.

And dont you roll your eyes at me at this hour :mad:

My tiredness deceived me, 1-0 to Ultimate chin

...Take this as a counteraction to the rolling eyes!

Seaneh · 07-10-2010 03:44AM

No, but back when I was a little whorebag (17-23ish). I woke up beside some absolute little peeler, way out of my league. Dunno what came over me but it must have been the combination of not remembering her name, not wanting my ex (who I'd broked up with 2 days before) to find out and the fact that I was still half cut. She was asking me if I wanted to go get something to eat and hang out for the day, she had no lectures, blah blah blah, she seemed lovely too, but no, me, in whatever state I was in, acted like a total dickhead, played the "c'mon, we both know what this was, lets not lie to ourselves, there's a bus stop across the road, maybe I'll see ya out again some night".

She text me like 7 hours later calling me a **** and that she'd been crying since she got home, never felt so used in her life, I seemed like such a nice guy when she'd met me, all that.

Felt like such a ****ing knob.

AskMyChocolate · 07-10-2010 06:58AM

UndertheBridge wrote: »

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Read the OP.He was the one sent on the walk so he wasnt the shamee.

And dont you roll your eyes at me at this hour :mad:

Kids..Kids.. Ye can both get me a beer. It's about the difference between scuttling out of a girl's apartment hoping that you won't be seen and hoping that you will.

Fratton Fred · 07-10-2010 07:15AM

My brother had an "encounter" one night whilst on a uni football trip to Bradford.

a girl had been following him around all night, not the prettiest, but very insistent, so he did the decent thing and went back to her gaff where she promptly fell asleep.

big bruv decides that he should leave, but makes himself a cup of tea before heading back to the b&b. as he is drinking his tea, the girls mother comes home from a night out.

to cut a long story short, two hours later Mark wakes from a post nookie nap and realised what he has done. he then gets dressed and heads for the door and bumps into the daughter.

a quick bonk later, they hear the mother wake up and of course, the daughter is desperate to get him out of the house so they don't get caught.

he, of course, is only too keen to oblige.

senordingdong · 07-10-2010 07:34AM

Seaneh wrote: »

No, but back when I was a little whorebag (17-23ish). I woke up beside some absolute little peeler, way out of my league. Dunno what came over me but it must have been the combination of not remembering her name, not wanting my ex (who I'd broked up with 2 days before) to find out and the fact that I was still half cut. She was asking me if I wanted to go get something to eat and hang out for the day, she had no lectures, blah blah blah, she seemed lovely too, but no, me, in whatever state I was in, acted like a total dickhead, played the "c'mon, we both know what this was, lets not lie to ourselves, there's a bus stop across the road, maybe I'll see ya out again some night".

She text me like 7 hours later calling me a **** and that she'd been crying since she got home, never felt so used in her life, I seemed like such a nice guy when she'd met me, all that.

Felt like such a ****ing knob.

Felt like a champion you mean.

davyjose · 07-10-2010 07:48AM

senordingdong wrote: »

Felt like a champion you mean.

Yes, yes ... because he ruined the chance of any future sex with a hot, seemingly sweet young lady. Real champ alright...

Overheal · 07-10-2010 07:53AM

UndertheBridge wrote: »

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

the walk of pride?

senordingdong · 07-10-2010 07:55AM

davyjose wrote: »

Yes, yes ... because he ruined the chance of any future sex with a hot, seemingly sweet young lady. Real champ alright...

He just shot down a hot, seemingly sweet young lady!

In theory, he must got it going on!

here.from.day.1 · 07-10-2010 07:58AM

Duurty.

danniemcq · 07-10-2010 08:06AM

Oh this reminds me of a few stories,

In collage I went back to house with girl after night out one thing led to another but didn’t go full way. All is grand or so I think, we give each other “Helping Hands” and next morning she goes for shower I stretch and see my right hand is rather ummmm red…. Along with a fair amount of the bed in a certain area. I freak and jump outta bed grab all my clothes and get outta there as quick as I could, trousers half on tshirt backwards, socks dunno where. Rubbed my hand off all the lawns and hedges I could on way home for loooooong shower.

Other girl I was with while we were getting down and dirty started pissing blood from her nose (more blood yes I know and don’t understand either) and she started freaking out took ages to stop bleeding and I was worried she’d have to go to doc or something eventually it stopped but she just looked at me and asked if I wouldn’t mind just going home? Was a weird night and to top it all off I left my phone in her house and had to go back and get it next day

I woke up one morning and found a girl in the bed next to me, turns out it was a girl I had been seeing not even off and on for while had broken into the house after a houseparty and got into bed beside me (houseparty was a taxi ride away her house was next door) freaked the bejesus outta me that and sat bug eyed for half hour wondering what to do before waking her and telling her I had a job interview and would she mind ****ing off.

senordingdong · 07-10-2010 08:09AM

danniemcq wrote: »

In collage I went back to house with girl after night out one thing led to another but didn’t go full way. All is grand or so I think, we give each other “Helping Hands” and next morning she goes for shower I stretch and see my right hand is rather ummmm red….

Why is it that when a girl is having her dolmio day, they say they can't have sex, but, it seems, can allow you to get it all over your hand?

danniemcq · 07-10-2010 08:19AM

senordingdong wrote: »

Why is it that when a girl is having her domio day, they say they can't have sex, but, it seems, can allow you to get it all over your hand?

No idea i think the fact that there was drink involved inhibitions were lowered (and probably her standards before anyone says it)

AskMyChocolate · 07-10-2010 08:40AM

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh this reminds me of a few stories,

In collage I went back to house with girl after night out one thing led to another but didn’t go full way. All is grand or so I think, we give each other “Helping Hands” and next morning she goes for shower I stretch and see my right hand is rather ummmm red…. Along with a fair amount of the bed in a certain area. I freak and jump outta bed grab all my clothes and get outta there as quick as I could, trousers half on tshirt backwards, socks dunno where. Rubbed my hand off all the lawns and hedges I could on way home for loooooong shower.

Other girl I was with while we were getting down and dirty started pissing blood from her nose (more blood yes I know and don’t understand either) and she started freaking out took ages to stop bleeding and I was worried she’d have to go to doc or something eventually it stopped but she just looked at me and asked if I wouldn’t mind just going home? Was a weird night and to top it all off I left my phone in her house and had to go back and get it next day

I woke up one morning and found a girl in the bed next to me, turns out it was a girl I had been seeing not even off and on for while had broken into the house after a houseparty and got into bed beside me (houseparty was a taxi ride away her house was next door) freaked the bejesus outta me that and sat bug eyed for half hour wondering what to do before waking her and telling her I had a job interview and would she mind ****ing off.

And there your honour the defence rests.

pigeonbutler · 07-10-2010 08:49AM

Overheal wrote: »

the walk of pride?

The stride of pride you mean.

eden_my_ass · 07-10-2010 09:32AM

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I just don't get it, you got set up, then you got chased out, but got your way anyway....how was that supposed to piss you off...i'm lost!

pickarooney · 07-10-2010 09:41AM

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If that's her idea of a plan to piss someone off, I'd like to see what she does for a special surprise.

07-10-2010 09:46AM

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I got lost around this part.
Why was the "m8" screaming at you? Did you not wake up beside her?
Which "m8"'s bed did you end up in 15 mins later or was it the same one?

conorhal · 07-10-2010 09:52AM

eden_my_ass wrote: »

I just don't get it, you got set up, then you got chased out, but got your way anyway....how was that supposed to piss you off...i'm lost!

Me too, would that I had a few pissed off exes that would throw smokin' hot nymphomaniacs at me, that's an act of revenge I'd really... really appreciate!

AAAAAAAHHH · 07-10-2010 09:56AM

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Why did you lose a couple of friends over being set up to have sex, and then having sex?

Fratton Fred · 07-10-2010 10:07AM

flying over to stay with an ex girlfriend and her boyfriend is never, ever, going to end well.

07-10-2010 10:07AM

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Sounds like a good thing she's an ex!

07-10-2010 10:13AM

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You're such a rebel

sbsquarepants · 07-10-2010 10:19AM

I've heard some rambling non-stories in my time, but this has got to be the winner! I haven't a clue what it's supposed to be about. Who's the hero? Who's the villain? If the parents didn't care, why did they mend her slutty ways? The ex was behind all this..... eh why? Madness:mad:

orourkeda · 07-10-2010 10:24AM

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women are weird like that arent they.

set you up with a mate and not consider the prospect that you might end up banging the blind date. Then she blames you when things go wrong

Will y' get out before me mates see ya?

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