Will y' get out before me mates see ya?

AskMyChocolate

Just looking at the "Walk of Shame" thread there, and while we've all done it (honest), I was wondering has anybody got any good stories about being the Walk of Shamee.

Ever woken up to find a woman/man gnawing their arm off at the shoulder?

I've had a few women who were disconcertingly prepared the following morning to give me directions to the nearest pub/bus.

No need to have had the map section open on the independent directory though, before even offering me a cup of tea.:mad:

Got to the nearest pub and ended up in an unmerciful session with a bunch of people who turn out to be her mates.

She arrives in six hours later,sober, and proceeds to make the exact same mistake she made the night before.:pac:

Happy Days.:)

K-9

Funny story. :rolleyes:

UndertheBridge

Often dealt with my flatmate's walk of shamers....by finding them randomly rambling around the flat in the morning.

Best thing ever was her waking up one morning and knocking on my door to show me what one of them left behind, a dogtag saying "What the hell happened last night"...I kid you not.

I wonder if its a trademark of his, disappearing into thin air and leaving behind a souvenir

Professey Chin

Isnt this the exact same as the other thread since you were on the walk

scientific1982

Nah cause im a fookin ride.

UndertheBridge

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Isnt this the exact same as the other thread since you were on the walk

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

Professey Chin

UndertheBridge wrote: »

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

Read the OP.He was the one sent on the walk so he wasnt the shamee.

And dont you roll your eyes at me at this hour :mad:

UndertheBridge

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Read the OP.He was the one sent on the walk so he wasnt the shamee.

And dont you roll your eyes at me at this hour :mad:

My tiredness deceived me, 1-0 to Ultimate chin

...Take this as a counteraction to the rolling eyes!

Seaneh

No, but back when I was a little whorebag (17-23ish). I woke up beside some absolute little peeler, way out of my league. Dunno what came over me but it must have been the combination of not remembering her name, not wanting my ex (who I'd broked up with 2 days before) to find out and the fact that I was still half cut. She was asking me if I wanted to go get something to eat and hang out for the day, she had no lectures, blah blah blah, she seemed lovely too, but no, me, in whatever state I was in, acted like a total dickhead, played the "c'mon, we both know what this was, lets not lie to ourselves, there's a bus stop across the road, maybe I'll see ya out again some night".

She text me like 7 hours later calling me a **** and that she'd been crying since she got home, never felt so used in her life, I seemed like such a nice guy when she'd met me, all that.

Felt like such a ****ing knob.

AskMyChocolate

UndertheBridge wrote: »

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Read the OP.He was the one sent on the walk so he wasnt the shamee.

And dont you roll your eyes at me at this hour :mad:

Kids..Kids.. Ye can both get me a beer. It's about the difference between scuttling out of a girl's apartment hoping that you won't be seen and hoping that you will.

Fratton Fred

My brother had an "encounter" one night whilst on a uni football trip to Bradford.

a girl had been following him around all night, not the prettiest, but very insistent, so he did the decent thing and went back to her gaff where she promptly fell asleep.

big bruv decides that he should leave, but makes himself a cup of tea before heading back to the b&b. as he is drinking his tea, the girls mother comes home from a night out.

to cut a long story short, two hours later Mark wakes from a post nookie nap and realised what he has done. he then gets dressed and heads for the door and bumps into the daughter.

a quick bonk later, they hear the mother wake up and of course, the daughter is desperate to get him out of the house so they don't get caught.

he, of course, is only too keen to oblige.

senordingdong

Seaneh wrote: »

No, but back when I was a little whorebag (17-23ish). I woke up beside some absolute little peeler, way out of my league. Dunno what came over me but it must have been the combination of not remembering her name, not wanting my ex (who I'd broked up with 2 days before) to find out and the fact that I was still half cut. She was asking me if I wanted to go get something to eat and hang out for the day, she had no lectures, blah blah blah, she seemed lovely too, but no, me, in whatever state I was in, acted like a total dickhead, played the "c'mon, we both know what this was, lets not lie to ourselves, there's a bus stop across the road, maybe I'll see ya out again some night".

She text me like 7 hours later calling me a **** and that she'd been crying since she got home, never felt so used in her life, I seemed like such a nice guy when she'd met me, all that.

Felt like such a ****ing knob.

Felt like a champion you mean.

davyjose

senordingdong wrote: »

Felt like a champion you mean.

Yes, yes ... because he ruined the chance of any future sex with a hot, seemingly sweet young lady. Real champ alright...

Overheal

UndertheBridge wrote: »

Its walk of shame....from the shamee's point of view...:rolleyes:

the walk of pride?

senordingdong

davyjose wrote: »

Yes, yes ... because he ruined the chance of any future sex with a hot, seemingly sweet young lady. Real champ alright...

He just shot down a hot, seemingly sweet young lady!

In theory, he must got it going on!

here.from.day.1

Duurty.

danniemcq

Oh this reminds me of a few stories,

In collage I went back to house with girl after night out one thing led to another but didn’t go full way. All is grand or so I think, we give each other “Helping Hands” and next morning she goes for shower I stretch and see my right hand is rather ummmm red…. Along with a fair amount of the bed in a certain area. I freak and jump outta bed grab all my clothes and get outta there as quick as I could, trousers half on tshirt backwards, socks dunno where. Rubbed my hand off all the lawns and hedges I could on way home for loooooong shower.

Other girl I was with while we were getting down and dirty started pissing blood from her nose (more blood yes I know and don’t understand either) and she started freaking out took ages to stop bleeding and I was worried she’d have to go to doc or something eventually it stopped but she just looked at me and asked if I wouldn’t mind just going home? Was a weird night and to top it all off I left my phone in her house and had to go back and get it next day

I woke up one morning and found a girl in the bed next to me, turns out it was a girl I had been seeing not even off and on for while had broken into the house after a houseparty and got into bed beside me (houseparty was a taxi ride away her house was next door) freaked the bejesus outta me that and sat bug eyed for half hour wondering what to do before waking her and telling her I had a job interview and would she mind ****ing off.

senordingdong

danniemcq wrote: »

In collage I went back to house with girl after night out one thing led to another but didn’t go full way. All is grand or so I think, we give each other “Helping Hands” and next morning she goes for shower I stretch and see my right hand is rather ummmm red….

Why is it that when a girl is having her dolmio day, they say they can't have sex, but, it seems, can allow you to get it all over your hand?

danniemcq

senordingdong wrote: »

Why is it that when a girl is having her domio day, they say they can't have sex, but, it seems, can allow you to get it all over your hand?

No idea i think the fact that there was drink involved inhibitions were lowered (and probably her standards before anyone says it)

AskMyChocolate

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh this reminds me of a few stories,

In collage I went back to house with girl after night out one thing led to another but didn’t go full way. All is grand or so I think, we give each other “Helping Hands” and next morning she goes for shower I stretch and see my right hand is rather ummmm red…. Along with a fair amount of the bed in a certain area. I freak and jump outta bed grab all my clothes and get outta there as quick as I could, trousers half on tshirt backwards, socks dunno where. Rubbed my hand off all the lawns and hedges I could on way home for loooooong shower.

Other girl I was with while we were getting down and dirty started pissing blood from her nose (more blood yes I know and don’t understand either) and she started freaking out took ages to stop bleeding and I was worried she’d have to go to doc or something eventually it stopped but she just looked at me and asked if I wouldn’t mind just going home? Was a weird night and to top it all off I left my phone in her house and had to go back and get it next day

I woke up one morning and found a girl in the bed next to me, turns out it was a girl I had been seeing not even off and on for while had broken into the house after a houseparty and got into bed beside me (houseparty was a taxi ride away her house was next door) freaked the bejesus outta me that and sat bug eyed for half hour wondering what to do before waking her and telling her I had a job interview and would she mind ****ing off.

And there your honour the defence rests.

pigeonbutler

Overheal wrote: »

the walk of pride?

The stride of pride you mean.

eden_my_ass

<snip>

I just don't get it, you got set up, then you got chased out, but got your way anyway....how was that supposed to piss you off...i'm lost!

pickarooney

<snip>

If that's her idea of a plan to piss someone off, I'd like to see what she does for a special surprise.

<snip?

I got lost around this part.
Why was the "m8" screaming at you? Did you not wake up beside her?
Which "m8"'s bed did you end up in 15 mins later or was it the same one?

conorhal

eden_my_ass wrote: »

I just don't get it, you got set up, then you got chased out, but got your way anyway....how was that supposed to piss you off...i'm lost!

Me too, would that I had a few pissed off exes that would throw smokin' hot nymphomaniacs at me, that's an act of revenge I'd really... really appreciate!

AAAAAAAHHH

<snip>

Why did you lose a couple of friends over being set up to have sex, and then having sex?

Fratton Fred

flying over to stay with an ex girlfriend and her boyfriend is never, ever, going to end well.

<snip>

Sounds like a good thing she's an ex!

<snip>

You're such a rebel

sbsquarepants

I've heard some rambling non-stories in my time, but this has got to be the winner! I haven't a clue what it's supposed to be about. Who's the hero? Who's the villain? If the parents didn't care, why did they mend her slutty ways? The ex was behind all this..... eh why? Madness:mad:

orourkeda

<snip>

women are weird like that arent they.

set you up with a mate and not consider the prospect that you might end up banging the blind date. Then she blames you when things go wrong

WeeBushy

<snip>

I agree, you don't come across as the smartest.

phill106

WeeBushy wrote: »

From your 'About me':



I agree, you don't come across as the smartest.

No internet in the kitchen. He is safe.

Magic Pips

WeeBushy wrote: »

From your 'About me':



I agree, you don't come across as the smartest.

and he uses that same email for his FB... and his wife has 3 friends in common with me! :O

lol

Im glad this is none of my business!

danniemcq

This place is getting more and more like 4chan!

Live4Ever

Here's a wild one. Actually its more scary than wild!

My mate met some chick on Hacrcourt Street blah blah blah they end up back in his gaff. Now they're on the couch getting it on (he fell asleep while recieving a bj) while our other mate is asleep in the bedroom.

Anyway she starts getting a bit freaky and he decides he's had enough and hits the hay leaving her on the couch. A while later she arrives into the lads bedroom and they tell her she's a freak and to get the fcuk out of the gaff.

Next Morning. *knock *knock

My mate bleary eyed opens the door. Two gardai and yer wan. So he lets them in. "This girl claims you raped her."

Ehhhhhhh.

So anyway she starts throwing a wobbler in the gaff. Starts claiming my other mate punched her aswell. Things get out of control and the two gardai plus my two friends have to pin her on the ground while calling another squad car for back up!!! It took 4 gardai to get her out!

Turns out shes had like 100+ court appearances for the same sort of story. Basically she was a serial rape accusor! Shes known to gardai and they tell her to fcuk off and apologzie to the lads for any trouble caused.

:eek:

weiland79

Live4Ever wrote: »

Here's a wild one. Actually its more scary than wild!

My mate met some chick on Hacrcourt Street blah blah blah they end up back in his gaff. Now they're on the couch getting it on (he fell asleep while recieving a bj) while our other mate is asleep in the bedroom.

Anyway she starts getting a bit freaky and he decides he's had enough and hits the hay leaving her on the couch. A while later she arrives into the lads bedroom and they tell her she's a freak and to get the fcuk out of the gaff.

Next Morning. *knock *knock

My mate bleary eyed opens the door. Two gardai and yer wan. So he lets them in. "This girl claims you raped her."

Ehhhhhhh.

So anyway she starts throwing a wobbler in the gaff. Starts claiming my other mate punched her aswell. Things get out of control and the two gardai plus my two friends have to pin her on the ground while calling another squad car for back up!!! It took 4 gardai to get her out!

Turns out shes had like 100+ court appearances for the same sort of story. Basically she was a serial rape accusor! Shes known to gardai and they tell her to fcuk off and apologzie to the lads for any trouble caused.

:eek:

Thats not even funny.

senordingdong

Live4Ever wrote: »

My mate met some chick on Hacrcourt Street blah blah blah they end up back in his gaff. Now they're on the couch getting it on (he fell asleep while recieving a bj) while our other mate is asleep in the bedroom.

Anyway she starts getting a bit freaky and he decides he's had enough and hits the hay leaving her on the couch. A while later she arrives into the lads bedroom and they tell her she's a freak and to get the fcuk out of the gaff.

I want more details.
In what way did she get freaky?

Yeah, false accusations of rape aren't very funny tbh

Fratton Fred

weiland79 wrote: »

Thats not even funny.

"scary as ****" i think is the correct term.

Live4Ever

senordingdong wrote: »

I want more details.
In what way did she get freaky?

Ha, fingers were going in undesirable places, biting (the rough kind) and the sex talk was disturbing.

You know when u meet someone and at first its all grand, but after a while you realize the lift isnt going to the top floor and all your instincts are telling you to bail! I guess thats what it was like.

True, it wasnt funny at the time but we have a good laugh about it now. Makes you think twice about bringing a girl home......

....... no wait, it doesnt il bring anyone home .

hullaballoo

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh this reminds me of a few stories,

In collage

Got this far.

Dr. Zeus

<snip>

Don't think there is any need to call her a slut. She was your girlfriend at one stage and you slept with her so does that also make you a slut. Oh no that would be a legend right?

Also, to the other posters who slept with women they then denounce as sluts. If they didn't sleep with you they would no doubt have been called frigid.

senordingdong

Live4Ever wrote: »

Ha, fingers were going in undesirable places, biting (the rough kind) and the sex talk was disturbing.

You know when u meet someone and at first its all grand, but after a while you realize the lift isnt going to the top floor and all your instincts are telling you to bail! I guess thats what it was like.

True, it wasnt funny at the time but we have a good laugh about it now. Makes you think twice about bringing a girl home......

....... no wait, it doesnt il bring anyone home .

Do you have her phone number?

Paddycrumlinman

Good Thread lads…

About 12 years ago, when I was a young lad, a bunch of lads went to Spain for two weeks for the Usual Piss-up. Great craic and great holiday.

As you do, the lads and I headed out for the night, drinks flowing, crack 90 and great times all in all. I met this chick from England, she was a holiday rep and she brought me back to her appartment.

Now, to back track a little, this was the 4th day and days 1 – through 3 I had a upset stomach and could not go to the Jacks at all. #2 FYI…. First 3 days were rough but on the 4th day I was feeling better but still no movement.

So back to the night in question with the walk of Shame. Met the girl, back to her place, jumped on the good foot and did the bad thing and fell asleep. 7am arrives and my stomach is going bananas. A read dumb and dumber deal going on and I run to the jacks. 4 days worth comes flying out of me and it feels like heaven. I then realize I do not know where the fook I am. I wipe my a rse and flush the Jacks. Water keeps on rising and rising and rising and all of a sudden, my 4 days worth of poop is all over her bathroom floor and heading for the bed room. I am in panic mode, still drunk, hangover kicking in and I am like WTF. How do I deal with this? My brain said, you don’t gtfo of here man.

So I grab my clothes, put them on and hit the door. Just as I think I am clear and free, your woman comings running to the door screaming at me calling me a Dirty Irish Bastard and to come back and clean up all this s hit out of her bathroom. She is puking at this stage. I did not have a clue where I was, I just ran breaking my bollix laughing. I walked 6 miles in the blistering sun trying to find my apartment. When I got back, I never laughed so hard in my life. If you had of seen the mess I made it was disgusting.

Good times but I pity the girl who had to clean up my s hite…

bonerm

danniemcq wrote: »

Oh this reminds me of a few stories,

In collage

hullaballoo wrote: »

Got this far.

Ah, assembled the rest of it yourself?

RoadKillTs

Good times but I pity the girl who had to clean up my s hite…

Scarlet for ya

hullaballoo

bonerm wrote: »

Ah, assembled the rest of it yourself?

No, defragmented.

Live4Ever

Paddycrumlinman wrote: »

Good Thread lads…

Good times but I pity the girl who had to clean up my s hite…

LEGEND! Ran away laughing....... im crying with laughter at that image!

I'd say that was her finished with Irish lads for that holiday and possibly forever!

Seaneh

Magic Pips wrote: »

and he uses that same email for his FB... and his wife has 3 friends in common with me! :O

lol

Im glad this is none of my business!

That's Gas, I have a single friend in common with her...

ClutchIt

Live4Ever wrote: »

LEGEND! Ran away laughing....... im crying with laughter at that image!

I'd say that was her finished with Irish lads for that holiday and possibly forever!

How is he a legend? That's fúcking rotten, and he's a total coward