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  • #32
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!


  • #33
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9Yibf_UXE


  • #34
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Yeah I'm stupid, stupid like a fox!


  • #35
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #36
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Links234 wrote: »
    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

    Damn Sexy Links234!


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  • #37
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,445 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I bent my Wookie!

    *nothing to do with previous post*


  • #38
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    U-ru-guay


  • #39
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Were you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?


  • #40
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    Ha! no-one ever says Italy.


    Toooo wantum and jolly..woooruruhuhuh...
    Bart do you know cursive?
    I know damn and hell and crap...
    No no, cursive handwriting, how about the multiplication tables
    I know OF them..


  • #41
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 28,656 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”


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  • #42
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    krudler wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track could bend?
    bluto63 wrote: »
    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!
    the purple tin wrote: »
    were you sent here by the devil?
    allanb49 wrote: »
    no good sir i'm on the level

    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...


  • #43
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.


  • #44
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Terry wrote: »
    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Sorry terry, the mob has spoken


  • #45
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Its part of my community serivice for my glug-glug, vroom-vroom, thump-thump..

    The hell was that?! I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aahhHEY HEY!


  • #46
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Terry wrote: »
    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken..


  • #47
    GarethWA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭GarethWA


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    I can't choose between those when Lisa needs braces!!!


  • #48
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    MONORAIL!

    MONORAAAAIIILLL!

    MONOOORAAAAIILLLLLL!







    mono...

    do'h!


  • #49
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I take a whiskey drink! I take a vodka drink!
    And when I have to pee, I use the the kitchen sink!


  • #50
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    If it was up to me I'd let you go, but the boys have a temper and they've been drinking all day.











    *cue some one quoting the origins of my user name


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Let's throw a brick-e mart!

    The Kwik-E Mart is real... d'oh!


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  • #52
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Smithers! This reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to work!


  • #53
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!

    Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?

    Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired

    Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.


  • #54
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Knifey Spoony wrote: »
    If it was up to me I'd let you go, but the boys have a temper and they've been drinking all day.











    *cue some one quoting the origins of my user name

    That throwing-stick stunt of yours has boomeranged us!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #55
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'll get you beer baron....



































    no you wont...


  • #56
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,664 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    If I could jsut say a few words.....then I would be a better public speaker.


  • #57
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,255 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    krudler wrote: »
    I'll get you beer baron....



































    no you wont...

    Yes, I will






































    Nooo....

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #58
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    krudler wrote: »
    I'll get you beer baron....




    no you wont...
    Yes....I will....






    Wont!


    Damn you Sciencenerd!


  • #59
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?


  • #60
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Skinner with his crazy explanations.
    The superintendent's gonna need his medication.
    When he hears Skinners lame exaggerations.
    There'll be trouble in town tonight!

    SEYMOUR!


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  • #61
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Screw you guys.

    I'm going home.


















    (oh for f*ck's sake - My mother was right. I do always get everything wrong)


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