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  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Yeah I'm stupid, stupid like a fox!


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 10,206 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Links234 wrote: »
    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

    Damn Sexy Links234!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,206 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I bent my Wookie!

    *nothing to do with previous post*


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,551 Mod ✭✭✭✭SeaFields


    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    U-ru-guay


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Were you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    Ha! no-one ever says Italy.


    Toooo wantum and jolly..woooruruhuhuh...
    Bart do you know cursive?
    I know damn and hell and crap...
    No no, cursive handwriting, how about the multiplication tables
    I know OF them..


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”


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  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    krudler wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track could bend?
    bluto63 wrote: »
    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!
    were you sent here by the devil?
    allanb49 wrote: »
    no good sir i'm on the level

    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,551 Mod ✭✭✭✭SeaFields


    Terry wrote: »
    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Sorry terry, the mob has spoken


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Its part of my community serivice for my glug-glug, vroom-vroom, thump-thump..

    The hell was that?! I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aahhHEY HEY!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Terry wrote: »
    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭GarethWA


    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    I can't choose between those when Lisa needs braces!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    MONORAIL!

    MONORAAAAIIILLL!

    MONOOORAAAAIILLLLLL!







    mono...

    do'h!


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I take a whiskey drink! I take a vodka drink!
    And when I have to pee, I use the the kitchen sink!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    If it was up to me I'd let you go, but the boys have a temper and they've been drinking all day.











    *cue some one quoting the origins of my user name


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Let's throw a brick-e mart!

    The Kwik-E Mart is real... d'oh!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Smithers! This reminds me of that fat man I used to ride to work!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Superintendent Chalmers: You're fired!

    Skinner: I'm sorry, did... did you just call me a liar?

    Superintendent Chalmers: No, I said you were fired

    Skinner: Oh. That's much worse.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    If it was up to me I'd let you go, but the boys have a temper and they've been drinking all day.











    *cue some one quoting the origins of my user name

    That throwing-stick stunt of yours has boomeranged us!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    I'll get you beer baron....



































    no you wont...


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,682 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    If I could jsut say a few words.....then I would be a better public speaker.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,195 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    krudler wrote: »
    I'll get you beer baron....



































    no you wont...

    Yes, I will






































    Nooo....

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    krudler wrote: »
    I'll get you beer baron....




    no you wont...
    Yes....I will....






    Wont!


    Damn you Sciencenerd!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    Every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Skinner with his crazy explanations.
    The superintendent's gonna need his medication.
    When he hears Skinners lame exaggerations.
    There'll be trouble in town tonight!

    SEYMOUR!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Screw you guys.

    I'm going home.


















    (oh for f*ck's sake - My mother was right. I do always get everything wrong)


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