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Dental plan!

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  • #2
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Tip of a claw hammer= problem solved!


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    I call the big one bity


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    *drops pen in ass crack*


  • #5
    d.anthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    That episode was the first time I'd ever heard the song 'Working Class Hero'... Brilliant song... Lennon's a legend


  • #6
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,348 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Billy Mitchell just kissed that mad oul wan.


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  • #7
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    *drops pen in ass crack*

    Dammit now i lost my train of thought.


  • #8
    Daith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭Daith


    One trick is to tell em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..


  • #9
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Her sweet sweet can


  • #10
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I still like him better than Steinbrenner.


  • #11
    Burkatron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭Burkatron


    Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.


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  • #12
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,079 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    The mirror.....THE MIRROR!!!


  • #13
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Yes Mr Scorpion.

    Dont call me Mr Scorpion Homer, its Mr Scorpio.


  • #14
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Originally Posted by AlmightyCushion
    *drops pen in ass crack*
    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    Dammit now i lost my train of thought.

    It was my ****ing pen.:mad:


  • #15
    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    homer: mmmmmmmmm 64 slices of american cheese...

    64... nyom..
    63... nyom..

    2... nyom..
    1....

    marge: homer have you been up all night eating cheese?
    homer: i think im blind..


  • #16
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Teacher, my pee smells funny !!


  • #17
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,079 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    The ring came off my pudding can :(


  • #18
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Homer, you're burning our wedding albums..

    Oh Marge, quit livin in the past.


  • #19
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    The ring came off my pudding can :(

    Take my pen knife, my good man


  • #20
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    bonerm wrote: »
    Take my pen knife, my good man

    Is there a chance the track could bend?


  • #21
    bluto63
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    krudler wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track could bend?

    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!


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  • #22
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    bluto63 wrote: »
    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!
    were you sent here by the devil?


  • #23
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    the purple tin wrote: »
    were you sent here by the devil?
    Let's throw a brick-e mart!


  • #24
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    the purple tin wrote: »
    were you sent here by the devil?

    no good sir i'm on the level


  • #25
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush




  • #26
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart.


  • #27
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    ok here's the plan

    never require a visit to a dentist, ever. :D


  • #28
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!


  • #29
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug


  • #30
    ElvisAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭ElvisAP


    I shouldnt have stopped for that haircut


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  • #31
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Links234 wrote: »
    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

    NOTHING AT ALL!

    NOTHING AT ALL!

    Stupid sexy Flanders!


  • #32
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!


  • #33
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9Yibf_UXE


  • #34
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Yeah I'm stupid, stupid like a fox!


  • #35
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,228 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #36
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Links234 wrote: »
    feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!

    Damn Sexy Links234!


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  • #37
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    I bent my Wookie!

    *nothing to do with previous post*


  • #38
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    U-ru-guay


  • #39
    Creature
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭Creature


    Were you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?


  • #40
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    Ha! no-one ever says Italy.


    Toooo wantum and jolly..woooruruhuhuh...
    Bart do you know cursive?
    I know damn and hell and crap...
    No no, cursive handwriting, how about the multiplication tables
    I know OF them..


  • #41
    Cabaal
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 28,510 Mod ✭✭✭✭Cabaal


    Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”


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  • #42
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    krudler wrote: »
    Is there a chance the track could bend?
    bluto63 wrote: »
    Not in your life, my Hindu friend!
    the purple tin wrote: »
    were you sent here by the devil?
    allanb49 wrote: »
    no good sir i'm on the level

    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...


  • #43
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.


  • #44
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Terry wrote: »
    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Sorry terry, the mob has spoken


  • #45
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Its part of my community serivice for my glug-glug, vroom-vroom, thump-thump..

    The hell was that?! I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my aahhHEY HEY!


  • #46
    cleremy jarkson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 542 ✭✭✭cleremy jarkson


    Terry wrote: »
    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

    Sorry Mom, the mob has spoken..


  • #47
    GarethWA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭GarethWA


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    What's your least favourite country, Italy, or France?

    I can't choose between those when Lisa needs braces!!!


  • #48
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    MONORAIL!

    MONORAAAAIIILLL!

    MONOOORAAAAIILLLLLL!







    mono...

    do'h!


  • #49
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    I take a whiskey drink! I take a vodka drink!
    And when I have to pee, I use the the kitchen sink!


  • #50
    Knifey Spoony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 ✭✭✭Knifey Spoony


    If it was up to me I'd let you go, but the boys have a temper and they've been drinking all day.











    *cue some one quoting the origins of my user name


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Let's throw a brick-e mart!

    The Kwik-E Mart is real... d'oh!


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