What do i feed him?

Mrs Garth Brooks · 08-09-2010 08:31PM #1

Ok so i might have some guy call around to my place some time. When i say some guy, i mean i really really fancy him and want to make a good impression on him. So would like to be prepared and have food in the house, well food he might like.

Now i dont know what he might like so if there's any guys out there, what makes a good breakfast? Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

FreudianSlippers · 08-09-2010 08:33PM

I only eat caviar and foie gras. Get caviar and foie gras.

oh, and icecream.

Mr Benevolent · 08-09-2010 08:33PM

Steak and a BJ. Seriously.

El Weirdo · 08-09-2010 08:33PM

Fur burger.

MonkeyTennis · 08-09-2010 08:33PM

Custard

Joey the lips · 08-09-2010 08:34PM

Pizza that night and a breakfast roll in the morning.... You can always have fruity condoms for something to suck on during the movie.

KeithAFC · 08-09-2010 08:34PM

Frosties

KeithM89_old · 08-09-2010 08:34PM

Anything - if he thinks hes gonna get some - he'll grin and bear whatever you make.

Also, Rohypnol

Kiwi_knock · 08-09-2010 08:35PM

Concentrate more on what you are wearing, the less you wear = the less edible the food has to be

Cullen82 · 08-09-2010 08:35PM

Ya always know what you're getting with McDonalds....ya might even get away with saying you made it:D

LimerickDan · 08-09-2010 08:35PM

The way to a man's heart is Meat!! good Steak, Hearty food. No vegetarian Crap.

and if food dont work, Just lay urself on a plate!

He lick that plate clean!

:eek:

FreudianSlippers · 08-09-2010 08:36PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Anything - if he thinks hes gonna get some - he'll grin and bear whatever you make.

Also, Rohypnol

HURRAY FOR FLOORIES!

dan185 · 08-09-2010 08:36PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

I have a boner

WindSock · 08-09-2010 08:36PM

Feed him the length of your strap on. Or give him some oysters and watch intently how he tackles them. If he recoils in disgust, kick him out!

FreudianSlippers · 08-09-2010 08:36PM

do that nude sushi plate thing. Can I come over for breakfast then?

KeithM89_old · 08-09-2010 08:37PM

Gotta say it: Pics of GTFO

super_furry · 08-09-2010 08:38PM

Chips. Served in your knickers.

Cullen82 · 08-09-2010 08:38PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Or should i forget the food and just buy the condoms?

Can't imagine they'd go down well :pac::pac:

El Weirdo · 08-09-2010 08:39PM

Cullen82 wrote: »

Ya always know what you're getting with McDonalds....ya might even get away with saying you made it:D

Only if the OP looked like this.

FreudianSlippers · 08-09-2010 08:39PM

Cullen82 wrote: »

Can't imagine they'd go down well :pac::pac:

I am shaking my head right now. lol

FreudianSlippers · 08-09-2010 08:40PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Only if the OP looked like this.

I think you mean this

Wade in the Sea · 08-09-2010 08:44PM

Why not just ask him on the way home, as in, how would you like my eggs in the morning? :P

Lux23 · 08-09-2010 08:45PM

Well Steak and mash for dinner and a full fry up for breakfast, don't do anything fussy thats hard to eat if he is a nervous type.

08-09-2010 08:46PM

All I can tell you is they eat a hell of a lot of food for breakfast, even if they claim otherwise

Terry · 08-09-2010 08:47PM

Let him drink from the furry cup.

PeterIanStaker · 08-09-2010 08:49PM

Whatever about the food, definitely buy the johnnies, its better to have them and not need them, than to need them and not have them!!

Mrs Garth Brooks · 08-09-2010 08:49PM

Alot of it is hassle. Cornflakes it is. Or weetabix with strawberries?

storm2811 · 08-09-2010 08:54PM

OisinT wrote: »

I think you mean this

I think you mean This

mr kr0nik · 08-09-2010 08:55PM

Terry wrote: »

Let him drink from the furry cup.

Aye, but beware..

If it smells like trout he'll throw it out, if it tastes like chicken he'll keep on kickin'

King Felix · 08-09-2010 08:56PM

Don't give him crabs, whatever you do.

Coriolanus · 08-09-2010 08:57PM

Honestly, cook him a steak and egg breakfast. He'll remember that. Everyone does fries and ****.
Steak and eggs, scrambled, fried, doesn't matter. Just steak and eggs. Breakfast of motherfúcking champions, seriously.

What do i feed him?

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