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Just the kind of girl to bring home to your ma...

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  • #62
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ali Damp Vowel wrote: »
    Pooper?

    As the flutt would say, "was her ass left looking like a burst blood orange?"


  • #63
    Pittens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Facebook again, possibly.

    I'd be interested to know the circumstances in which she gave an interview to a national newspaper that includes the line..
    ... before condemning her as an attention-seeking slag.

    So you are saying she is rating guys on Facebook, and that is how the got her quotes? That would be attention seeking anyway - facebook is publishing,

    If she went on facebook with every guy she ever slept with and marked them out of 10 I think the market would dry up pretty fast.

    At least the Mail blurred the pictures of the guys. That seems to indicate it is not printing a story off the internet will nilly but had permission from her to print her picture, and tell her story, and none from them.


  • #64
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Wonder at any stage did she realise that Sam is only a character in a tv show/film and what happened on the show wasn't real.

    What tv character will she try to lead her life by now...


  • #65
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    WindSock wrote: »
    I love all the pointless blurred out pictures with the ratings :pac:

    The fella who got 9/10 is looking at that now and thinking "Why the fuk did you blur out my face! :mad: "


  • #66
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Pittens wrote: »
    So you are saying she is rating guys on Facebook, and that is how the got her quotes? That would be attention seeking anyway - facebook is publishing,

    If she went on facebook with every guy she ever slept with and marked them out of 10 I think the market would dry up pretty fast.

    At least the Mail blurred the pictures of the guys. That seems to indicate it is not printing a story off the internet will nilly but had permission from her to print her picture, and tell her story, and none from them.

    News of the world.

    And you're right. The tabloid is probably being 100% honest on this occasion.


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  • #67
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,594 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    But did she take it in the pooper?

    She did...
    the slapper wrote:
    "We were desperate to have sex so we did it in the toilets."


  • #68
    Pittens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    mr 9/10 is probably only good in toilets.


  • #69
    Pittens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    The real stupidity here is going to the paper ( News of the World, not Mail - apologies). This will never die. The internet will always be cached. In the old days you shagged the village and met your husband in the city, or vice versa. The 1000 men isn't stupid but this is.


  • #70
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Abrasax wrote: »
    :confused:

    Good looking, university educated, classy dress sense...

    I fail to see the problem with bringing her home to my ma.

    Upon saying hi, your mum would probably fall into her.


  • #71
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Ali Damp Vowel wrote: »
    Pooper?

    Bullet hole.


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  • #72
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Pittens wrote: »
    The real stupidity here is going to the paper ( News of the World, not Mail - apologies). This will never die. The internet will always be cached. In the old days you shagged the village and met your husband in the city, or vice versa. The 1000 men isn't stupid but this is.

    It certainly lacks the intellectual nous of 'La vie sexuelle de Catherine M.' or any of the other slew of female sexual autobiographies that seem to keep popping up these days.


  • #73
    GTE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,894 ✭✭✭GTE


    Stunner?
    Really?


  • #74
    skyhighflyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,147 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    This is what happens when you get a 2:2 - you end up an emotional cripple with a bad dose of the AIDS, probably. Study hard in college, kids.


  • #75
    Mac Masters
    Closed Accounts Posts: 423 ✭✭Mac Masters


    A key that that opens many locks is a master key but a lock that is opened by many keys is a crappy lock!


  • #76
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Fair play to her!


  • #77
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Well i would like to congratulate her for doing what she wants and not giving a **** about "the standards" society tries to enforce on people. Im a man and i want to ride as many people as possibly, i dont see why it should be different because she has different sexual organs.


  • #78
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Pauleta wrote: »
    Im a man and i want to ride as many people as possibly, i dont see why it should be different because she has different sexual organs.

    You're hoping it won't be any different so that you can fulfil your dream.

    Problem is, there is one item which is sexually transmitted that the male playa' can't catch........... unless he is a tax payer, of course.


  • #79
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Pauleta wrote: »
    Im a man and i want to ride as many people as possibly, i dont see why it should be different because she has different sexual organs.

    /Slowly backs away.


  • #80
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Ruu wrote: »
    Always love these lines in similar news articles. :)

    Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

    I would be devastated if i was stan 1/10 what did he use his foot or he might not have been able to touch two sides at once...


  • #81
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,388 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Its the fact she's advertising the whole thing that sounds a bit daft to me anyway.

    I will say that some of the attitudes are a bit daft too. Some of the ignorance as far as sexual biology even more so. The wizards sleeve stuff in particular. I guarantee there isnt a man here who could tell whether a woman had 5 or 500 partners on the basis of the fit of her lady parts. Oh they might think they could but they couldnt. Lets say she was with the same one guy for all that time and they were at it like rabbits. Would ye still think she'd be like a wizards sleeve? Oh and yea shagging a lot doesnt wear away a guys man parts either.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



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  • #82
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Oh and yea shagging a lot doesnt wear away a guys man parts either.

    Oh look everyone, it's RoboCock!

    :pac:


  • #83
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Obv not doing it enough if y0u don't feel the erosion :/


  • #84
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Obv not doing it enough if y0u don't feel the erosion :/

    Tell me about it.


  • #85
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Obv not doing it enough if y0u don't feel the erosion :/

    I like to call it "gradual self-circumcision". :)


  • #86
    JONJO THE MISER
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Looks like a dried up shallow superficial old slag of a dog who's best days are behind her and now has no one who cares about the whore, maybe im too harsh:p.


  • #87
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Looks like a dried up shallow superficial old slag of a dog who's best days are behind her and now has no one who cares about the whore, maybe im too harsh:p.

    You want to be number 1,001 - admit it.


  • #88
    Pittens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭Pittens


    JONJO THE MISER wrote: »
    Looks like a dried up shallow superficial old slag of a dog who's best days are behind her and now has no one who cares about the whore, maybe im too harsh:p.

    you can tell all that from a picture?


    wow


  • #89
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    AH:
    http://vajrakrishna.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/enlightenment-cant-argue-with-that-logic-demotivational-poster-1260516371.jpg

    Real Answer:
    I say fair balls to her. She shouldn't have sold the story to the NotW though, 10-15k can't be worth being known internationally.


  • #90
    sesna
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭sesna


    Fizman wrote: »
    /Slowly backs away.

    At least hes sticking to one species.


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  • #91
    candy-gal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    How old is she then?? :rolleyes:


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