Just the kind of girl to bring home to your ma...

G-Money

Class of the highest order.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

plein de force

she has the promiscuity of kim catrall and the equine face of sarah jessica parker

Abrasax

Good looking, university educated, classy dress sense...

I fail to see the problem with bringing her home to my ma.

General Zod

she's a superfreak, superfreak, she's superfreaky.

Ruu_Old

Always love these lines in similar news articles.

Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

minidazzler

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

EDIT: On second thoughts, both would want to be fairly fcuked up to be taking risks like that! I have to wonder how many times she has been tested?

dlofnep

Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

Um... don't tell the news of the world about it then?

Wibbs

minidazzler wrote: »

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

I dunno about that, IMHO both examples could have issues.

Abrasax

minidazzler wrote: »

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

So, if a man enjoys sleeping around it's normal.

If a woman enjoys sleeping around it's because she has problems?

I'm surprised at that from you, Mini-D.

minidazzler

Abrasax wrote: »

So, if a man enjoys sleeping around it's normal.

If a woman enjoys sleeping around it's because she has problems?

I'm surprised at that from you, Mini-D.

Actually, both would probably have problems, definitely must be a few STD's floating around in there!

dotsman

As long as she has no infections/diseases etc, I would have no problem with her past.

From the photos, and her background, I would have no problem bringing her home to my mother.

DundalkDuffman

Nah, she wouldn't be me Ma's type.

eth0_

Why does the NOTW label her a "stunner" - she is far from it!

"others accused me of being a slut" ....er, that's because you ARE a slut. In fact the word "slut" doesn't cover it.

She obviously has serious psychological issues to have made it her mission to shag 1000 men and I think that would be far more of an issue standing in the way of her having a serious relationship rather than the fact she could be riddled with STD's with a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

Abrasax

minidazzler wrote: »

Actually, both would probably have problems, definitely must be a few STD's floating around in there!

Could be.

While she seems to have notched them up the way some people collect Facebook friends, it could be that it's just her expression of the culture of acquisitiveness that afflicts us all.

She only got going when she was 20, so it's not necessarily an indication of any underlying problems.

Could be she just enjoys fucking.


(and could be she uses condoms)

Hasmunch

I hate these double standards...

If a women sleeps with a load of men shes a slut,
if a man does the same he's a "homosexual"

theboss80

Goes out like Sex and the City and comes home like Fair City

galwayrush

A loose woman, i imagine at this stage, she's as loose as tossing a banana down O Connell st.:eek:

"All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

galwayrush

galwayrush wrote: »

A loose woman, i imagine at this stage, she's as loose as tossing a banana down O Connell st.:eek:

I'd say you could drive the Luas into her

galwayrush

rarnes1 wrote: »

I'd say you could drive the Luas into her

A cheaper tunnel than going underground.:D

minidazzler

Abrasax wrote: »

Could be.

While she seems to have notched them up the way some people collect Facebook friends, it could be that it's just her expression of the culture of acquisitiveness that afflicts us all.

She only got going when she was 20, so it's not necessarily an indication of any underlying problems.

Could be she just enjoys fucking.


(and could be she uses condoms)

There is fcuking for enjoyment and their is fcuking for notches, she seems to be doing it simply for notches! I'd find that sad regardless of gender TBH.

Abrasax

minidazzler wrote: »

There is fcuking for enjoyment and their is fcuking for notches, she seems to be doing it simply for notches! I'd find that sad regardless of gender TBH.

But we all collect notches in one way or another. (thanks whores anyone?)

Her notch collecting system looks like a lot of fun.

Lu Tze

stupid brain saw the link as new soft he world.co.uk and thought this could be interesting (phonetically as new softy world!)

orourkeda

And to think, she grew up riding her pony.

Fozzie Bear

grandmaster wrote: »

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

"Attractive Christina grew up in a five-bedroom house in Hertfordshire where she enjoyed riding her pony...."

Is she including the pony in that 1000??

After 999 rides I'd imagine a certian amount of "stretching" has taken place. Maybe a pony is the only thing that can fill the void in her life these days.

Wibbs

eth0_ wrote: »

Why does the NOTW label her a "stunner" - she is far from it!

Maybe its my eyes, but she's not exactly ugly. I must have lower standards.

She obviously has serious psychological issues to have made it her mission to shag 1000 men and I think that would be far more of an issue standing in the way of her having a serious relationship

Yea and then advertising this fact, which would lower her stock in the lets have a family together market. For me its not the number as such(though its excessive), it's her reasoning over a consistent 10 years. Sounds like low impulse control, excessive need for novelty and a need for public exposure that would make me go "eh no".

rather than the fact she could be riddled with STD's with a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

If she's been safe, there is about as much chance of her having an STD as some "good girl" who has only had four partners, but didnt use condoms.

The wizard's sleeve notion is also a fallacy. If a vagina can return to normal after a normal birth then there is no way a willie's going to do any lasting damage. No matter how many. Ive been with a virgin who was pretty "roomy" and have been with a woman with a lot of notches in her bedpost who would bring tears to your eyes. They come in all sorts of sizes, regardless of use and they're very adaptable. Indeed a woman with a very high number may actually have stronger muscles down there as she's more aware of them.

General Zod

I still would and make tea after.

Gunsfortoys

Has everyone missed the sex and the city references?? She wanted to be like one of them. No issues, just idiocy of the highest order.

orourkeda

General Zod wrote: »

I still would and make tea after.

So would I. I'd even take up smoking just to have a cigarette afterwards

WindSock

Abrasax wrote: »

But we all collect notches in one way or another. (thanks whores anyone?)

Her notch collecting system looks like a lot of fun.

Lu Tze wrote: »

stupid brain saw the link as new soft he world.co.uk and thought this could be interesting (phonetically as new softy world!)

Avatar Snap!


I love all the pointless blurred out pictures with the ratings :pac:

I wonder did she just go for anyone who would have her or was she fussy. Ah well, she reached her goal anyway, just a bit of a hobby I guess. She will probably get a lot of hassle now over it though.

Abrasax

Ruu wrote: »

Always love these lines in similar news articles.

Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

She could have been hijacked, a la Princess Fergie, and gave an interview unbeknownst to herself.

Hardly the first time a tabloid pulled that trick.

G-Money

They say people always round down the number of partners they've been with. I'm just wondering how many she omits from the total as she has conned herself into thinking they "don't count".

They always count.

I'd say it's like fuking a bucket of water at this stage...

_blank_

People saying she probably has a vag like a wizards sleeve, or you could drive the luas up her?

Having sex 1,000 times in ten years doesn't seem a lot to me, that's 100 times a year, or about twice a week. It makes no difference if that's with the same man, or different men, unless she's riding all these men and they all have giant penises then why would her gee be deformed?

Thomas828

I don't want to know. This is nothing like my kind of woman. And in my opinion she is not a "Stunner".

anniehoo

eth0_ wrote: »

with a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

galwayrush wrote: »

A loose woman, i imagine at this stage, she's as loose as tossing a banana down O Connell st.:eek:

:rolleyes:Cmon now..you could easily have sex with your bf/partner more than 1000 times over 10 yrs. Just because its different guys doesnt mean her vagina explodes or somethin!

mojesius

Silly girl, risking her health/safety to emulate a fictitious character.

sesna

I wonder if this girl is running another notebook ratcheting up how many STI's she can contract and whether or not she has been able to treat them succesfully.

Bacterial Vaginosis, Chlamydia, Genital Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Human Papilloma Virus , Lymphogranuloma Venereum , Pubic Lice , Syphilis, Trichomoniasis , Yeast Infections... but after ten years she's come to realise it's just the elusive HIV/AIDS that she really wants.

AckwelFoley

But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

Some chance.

You get pounded by 1000 men, you have to have a fanny on you like a festered wound and then you sell your story to the papers, and now you expect to settle down.

Sure. I see it in your future.

Des

Des wrote: »

People saying she probably has a vag like a wizards sleeve, or you could drive the luas up her?

Having sex 1,000 times in ten years doesn't seem a lot to me, that's 100 times a year, or about twice a week. It makes no difference if that's with the same man, or different men, unless she's riding all these men and they all have giant penises then why would her gee be deformed?

Good point actually..

AckwelFoley

Des wrote: »

People saying she probably has a vag like a wizards sleeve, or you could drive the luas up her?

Having sex 1,000 times in ten years doesn't seem a lot to me, that's 100 times a year, or about twice a week. It makes no difference if that's with the same man, or different men, unless she's riding all these men and they all have giant penises then why would her gee be deformed?

FGS (Festered gee syndrome)

Cant be cured.

Ironbar

I just find her a bit stupid trying to copy a fictional character of a TV show and then boasting about it in a magazine. Pretty low. That won't get her a man that really cares. All she will ever be is a piece of meat to any man because she's easy to get. Well, it's her life so if she can deal with it it's alright....

tman

Can't understand the "she must have a clunge like a hippo's yawn" type comments here...
I'd like to think that most people who are in committed relationships have sex twice a week at least, which is all she's been doing on average...

1000 different people is a big figure, but 1000 times over 10 years is most certainly not!

The Big Red Button

minidazzler wrote: »

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

I would be interested in hearing your "reasoning" behind this bullshit?

Cheap Thrills!

I don't get why she told everyone!

She could have had her cock cake and ate it too.....ooer..erm...:cool:

El Weirdo

Abrasax wrote: »

She could have been hijacked, a la Princess Fergie, and gave an interview unbeknownst to herself.

Hardly the first time a tabloid pulled that trick.

And the pics came from...?

ejmaztec

She's just a well-travelled bike. If she ever does get married and have kids, and they find out about her past, they'll probably shoot themselves, or put themselves up for adoption.

L.Jenkins

grandmaster wrote: »

Class of the highest order.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

I bet she's got some girth. The BP oil cap wouldn't block that whole.

El Weirdo

Chick shags 1000 blokes in 10 years? Meh.

Chick sells story to gutter rag? Dirty fucking slag, tbh.

General Zod

ejmaztec wrote: »

She's just a well-travelled bike. If she ever does get married and have kids, and they find out about her past, they'll probably shoot themselves, or put themselves up for adoption.

Is that what you did? :pac:

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El Weirdo wrote: »

And the pics came from...?

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