Just the kind of girl to bring home to your ma...

G-Money · 18-07-2010 11:04AM #1

Class of the highest order.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

plein de force · 18-07-2010 11:06AM

she has the promiscuity of kim catrall and the equine face of sarah jessica parker

Abrasax · 18-07-2010 11:08AM

Good looking, university educated, classy dress sense...

I fail to see the problem with bringing her home to my ma.

General Zod · 18-07-2010 11:08AM

she's a superfreak, superfreak, she's superfreaky.

Ruu_Old · 18-07-2010 11:09AM

Always love these lines in similar news articles.

Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

minidazzler · 18-07-2010 11:09AM

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

EDIT: On second thoughts, both would want to be fairly fcuked up to be taking risks like that! I have to wonder how many times she has been tested?

dlofnep · 18-07-2010 11:13AM

Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

Um... don't tell the news of the world about it then?

Wibbs · 18-07-2010 11:13AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

I dunno about that, IMHO both examples could have issues.

Abrasax · 18-07-2010 11:14AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

So, if a man enjoys sleeping around it's normal.

If a woman enjoys sleeping around it's because she has problems?

I'm surprised at that from you, Mini-D.

minidazzler · 18-07-2010 11:16AM

Abrasax wrote: »

So, if a man enjoys sleeping around it's normal.

If a woman enjoys sleeping around it's because she has problems?

I'm surprised at that from you, Mini-D.

Actually, both would probably have problems, definitely must be a few STD's floating around in there!

dotsman · 18-07-2010 11:20AM

As long as she has no infections/diseases etc, I would have no problem with her past.

From the photos, and her background, I would have no problem bringing her home to my mother.

DundalkDuffman · 18-07-2010 11:22AM

Nah, she wouldn't be me Ma's type.

eth0_ · 18-07-2010 11:23AM

Why does the NOTW label her a "stunner" - she is far from it!

"others accused me of being a slut" ....er, that's because you ARE a slut. In fact the word "slut" doesn't cover it.

She obviously has serious psychological issues to have made it her mission to shag 1000 men and I think that would be far more of an issue standing in the way of her having a serious relationship rather than the fact she could be riddled with STD's with a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

Abrasax · 18-07-2010 11:27AM

minidazzler wrote: »

Actually, both would probably have problems, definitely must be a few STD's floating around in there!

Could be.

While she seems to have notched them up the way some people collect Facebook friends, it could be that it's just her expression of the culture of acquisitiveness that afflicts us all.

She only got going when she was 20, so it's not necessarily an indication of any underlying problems.

Could be she just enjoys fucking.

(and could be she uses condoms)

Hasmunch · 18-07-2010 11:29AM

I hate these double standards...

If a women sleeps with a load of men shes a slut,
if a man does the same he's a "homosexual"

theboss80 · 18-07-2010 11:31AM

Goes out like Sex and the City and comes home like Fair City

galwayrush · 18-07-2010 11:32AM

A loose woman, i imagine at this stage, she's as loose as tossing a banana down O Connell st.:eek:

18-07-2010 11:33AM

"All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

18-07-2010 11:34AM

galwayrush wrote: »

A loose woman, i imagine at this stage, she's as loose as tossing a banana down O Connell st.:eek:

I'd say you could drive the Luas into her

galwayrush · 18-07-2010 11:37AM

rarnes1 wrote: »

I'd say you could drive the Luas into her

A cheaper tunnel than going underground.:D

minidazzler · 18-07-2010 11:38AM

Abrasax wrote: »

Could be.

While she seems to have notched them up the way some people collect Facebook friends, it could be that it's just her expression of the culture of acquisitiveness that afflicts us all.

She only got going when she was 20, so it's not necessarily an indication of any underlying problems.

Could be she just enjoys fucking.

(and could be she uses condoms)

There is fcuking for enjoyment and their is fcuking for notches, she seems to be doing it simply for notches! I'd find that sad regardless of gender TBH.

Abrasax · 18-07-2010 11:40AM

minidazzler wrote: »

There is fcuking for enjoyment and their is fcuking for notches, she seems to be doing it simply for notches! I'd find that sad regardless of gender TBH.

But we all collect notches in one way or another. (thanks whores anyone?)

Her notch collecting system looks like a lot of fun.

Lu Tze · 18-07-2010 11:42AM

stupid brain saw the link as new soft he world.co.uk and thought this could be interesting (phonetically as new softy world!)

orourkeda · 18-07-2010 11:52AM

And to think, she grew up riding her pony.

Fozzie Bear · 18-07-2010 11:54AM

grandmaster wrote: »

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

"Attractive Christina grew up in a five-bedroom house in Hertfordshire where she enjoyed riding her pony...."

Is she including the pony in that 1000??

After 999 rides I'd imagine a certian amount of "stretching" has taken place. Maybe a pony is the only thing that can fill the void in her life these days.

Wibbs · 18-07-2010 11:54AM

eth0_ wrote: »

Why does the NOTW label her a "stunner" - she is far from it!

Maybe its my eyes, but she's not exactly ugly. I must have lower standards.

She obviously has serious psychological issues to have made it her mission to shag 1000 men and I think that would be far more of an issue standing in the way of her having a serious relationship

Yea and then advertising this fact, which would lower her stock in the lets have a family together market. For me its not the number as such(though its excessive), it's her reasoning over a consistent 10 years. Sounds like low impulse control, excessive need for novelty and a need for public exposure that would make me go "eh no".

rather than the fact she could be riddled with STD's with a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

If she's been safe, there is about as much chance of her having an STD as some "good girl" who has only had four partners, but didnt use condoms.

The wizard's sleeve notion is also a fallacy. If a vagina can return to normal after a normal birth then there is no way a willie's going to do any lasting damage. No matter how many. Ive been with a virgin who was pretty "roomy" and have been with a woman with a lot of notches in her bedpost who would bring tears to your eyes. They come in all sorts of sizes, regardless of use and they're very adaptable. Indeed a woman with a very high number may actually have stronger muscles down there as she's more aware of them.

General Zod · 18-07-2010 11:54AM

I still would and make tea after.

Gunsfortoys · 18-07-2010 11:55AM

Has everyone missed the sex and the city references?? She wanted to be like one of them. No issues, just idiocy of the highest order.

orourkeda · 18-07-2010 12:09PM

General Zod wrote: »

I still would and make tea after.

So would I. I'd even take up smoking just to have a cigarette afterwards

WindSock · 18-07-2010 12:12PM

Abrasax wrote: »

But we all collect notches in one way or another. (thanks whores anyone?)

Her notch collecting system looks like a lot of fun.

Lu Tze wrote: »

stupid brain saw the link as new soft he world.co.uk and thought this could be interesting (phonetically as new softy world!)

Avatar Snap!

I love all the pointless blurred out pictures with the ratings :pac:

I wonder did she just go for anyone who would have her or was she fussy. Ah well, she reached her goal anyway, just a bit of a hobby I guess. She will probably get a lot of hassle now over it though.

Abrasax · 18-07-2010 12:14PM

Ruu wrote: »

Always love these lines in similar news articles.

Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."

She could have been hijacked, a la Princess Fergie, and gave an interview unbeknownst to herself.

Hardly the first time a tabloid pulled that trick.

Just the kind of girl to bring home to your ma...

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