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Just the kind of girl to bring home to your ma...

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  • #32
    G-Money
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,199 ✭✭✭G-Money


    They say people always round down the number of partners they've been with. I'm just wondering how many she omits from the total as she has conned herself into thinking they "don't count".

    They always count.


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd say it's like fuking a bucket of water at this stage...


  • #34
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    People saying she probably has a vag like a wizards sleeve, or you could drive the luas up her?

    Having sex 1,000 times in ten years doesn't seem a lot to me, that's 100 times a year, or about twice a week. It makes no difference if that's with the same man, or different men, unless she's riding all these men and they all have giant penises then why would her gee be deformed?


  • #35
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    I don't want to know. This is nothing like my kind of woman. And in my opinion she is not a "Stunner".


  • #36
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    eth0_ wrote: »
    with a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.
    galwayrush wrote: »
    A loose woman, i imagine at this stage, she's as loose as tossing a banana down O Connell st.:eek:
    :rolleyes:Cmon now..you could easily have sex with your bf/partner more than 1000 times over 10 yrs. Just because its different guys doesnt mean her vagina explodes or somethin!


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  • #37
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Silly girl, risking her health/safety to emulate a fictitious character.


  • #38
    sesna
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭sesna


    I wonder if this girl is running another notebook ratcheting up how many STI's she can contract and whether or not she has been able to treat them succesfully.

    Bacterial Vaginosis, Chlamydia, Genital Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C, Human Papilloma Virus , Lymphogranuloma Venereum , Pubic Lice , Syphilis, Trichomoniasis , Yeast Infections... but after ten years she's come to realise it's just the elusive HIV/AIDS that she really wants.


  • #39
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    But now Christina, 30, admits: "All I want is a man to love me - not one who just wants me for sex."

    Some chance.

    You get pounded by 1000 men, you have to have a fanny on you like a festered wound and then you sell your story to the papers, and now you expect to settle down.

    Sure. I see it in your future.


  • #40
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Des wrote: »
    People saying she probably has a vag like a wizards sleeve, or you could drive the luas up her?

    Having sex 1,000 times in ten years doesn't seem a lot to me, that's 100 times a year, or about twice a week. It makes no difference if that's with the same man, or different men, unless she's riding all these men and they all have giant penises then why would her gee be deformed?

    Good point actually..


  • #41
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Des wrote: »
    People saying she probably has a vag like a wizards sleeve, or you could drive the luas up her?

    Having sex 1,000 times in ten years doesn't seem a lot to me, that's 100 times a year, or about twice a week. It makes no difference if that's with the same man, or different men, unless she's riding all these men and they all have giant penises then why would her gee be deformed?

    FGS (Festered gee syndrome)

    Cant be cured.


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  • #42
    Ironbar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭Ironbar


    I just find her a bit stupid trying to copy a fictional character of a TV show and then boasting about it in a magazine. Pretty low. That won't get her a man that really cares. All she will ever be is a piece of meat to any man because she's easy to get. Well, it's her life so if she can deal with it it's alright....


  • #43
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Can't understand the "she must have a clunge like a hippo's yawn" type comments here...
    I'd like to think that most people who are in committed relationships have sex twice a week at least, which is all she's been doing on average...

    1000 different people is a big figure, but 1000 times over 10 years is most certainly not!


  • #44
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Look at a guy who sleeps with a hundred women a year you won't find too many problems in his past really.

    Look at a girl that does the same, I guarantee that 9 out of 10 times she has major issues in her past!

    I would be interested in hearing your "reasoning" behind this bullshit?


  • #45
    Cheap Thrills!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    I don't get why she told everyone!

    She could have had her cock cake and ate it too.....ooer..erm...:cool:


  • #46
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Abrasax wrote: »
    She could have been hijacked, a la Princess Fergie, and gave an interview unbeknownst to herself.

    Hardly the first time a tabloid pulled that trick.
    And the pics came from...?


  • #47
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,370 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    She's just a well-travelled bike. If she ever does get married and have kids, and they find out about her past, they'll probably shoot themselves, or put themselves up for adoption.


  • #48
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    grandmaster wrote: »
    Class of the highest order.

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/881539/Sex-and-the-City-fan-beds-1000-men.html

    I bet she's got some girth. The BP oil cap wouldn't block that whole.


  • #49
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Chick shags 1000 blokes in 10 years? Meh.

    Chick sells story to gutter rag? Dirty fucking slag, tbh.


  • #50
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    She's just a well-travelled bike. If she ever does get married and have kids, and they find out about her past, they'll probably shoot themselves, or put themselves up for adoption.

    Is that what you did? :pac:


  • #51
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And the pics came from...?

    Facebook?


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  • #52
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #53
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Can't seem to find the demotivational poster appropriate for this thread, but I had a very fitting qoute. "A key that fits many locks is called a master key, a lock that fits many keys is broken."


  • #54
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Obaraten wrote: »
    Hey can the government ban sex and the city too?

    I wish they had banned the films, the first one was a pile of sh1te and I wouldn't even bother seeing the 2nd one.


  • #55
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,370 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    General Zod wrote: »
    Is that what you did? :pac:

    Yes, I shot myself in the head with both barrels, because I didn't want to be adopted by the Fritzls.:P


  • #56
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    And the pics came from...?
    Ali Damp Vowel wrote: »
    Facebook?

    Myspace, Bebo, Flickr?


  • #57
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Ali Damp Vowel wrote: »
    Facebook?
    Abrasax wrote: »
    Myspace, Bebo, Flickr?
    Oh yeah.

    But she named them and gave them scores. She knew exactly what she was doing.


  • #58
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    This story is proof that Sex and City was actually negative for women's attitude to relationships despite popular opinion.


  • #59
    Abrasax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Oh yeah.

    But she named them and gave them scores. She knew exactly what she was doing.

    Facebook again, possibly.

    I'd be interested to know the circumstances in which she gave an interview to a national newspaper that includes the line..
    Her parents, who she describes as "very middle class", had no idea of her secret life. She sighed: "They would be devastated if they knew what I was up to."
    ... before condemning her as an attention-seeking slag.


  • #60
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    But did she take it in the pooper?


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  • #61
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    But did she take it in the pooper?

    Pooper?


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