Appeasing your lover's fetish

Blitzkrieger · 10-06-2010 02:54PM

Wazdakka wrote: »

girl in front of you has a haddock up her snach and a squid on her head.

That'd be disgusting. It'd probably smell like fish.....

Nulty · 10-06-2010 03:07PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

It all depends who is asking.

If some girl I didn't really like asked could she pee on while I fapped wearing her panties, I would most likely say: "Would ya feck off.."

But if I was crazy about her and adored her (or it was Angelina Jolie) and they whispered in my ear that they wanted me to run down Grafton St naked with a butt plug shoved up my ass, where she and her friends would collect me, slap me round, made me wear a school uniform, put a toilet seat over my head, as her and her friends used me as their worthless naughty sex slave ..

Yeah .... I'd give it a shot.

So your not taking the piss then?

Snowie · 10-06-2010 03:16PM

Kold wrote: »

Was thinking along the lines of that rope bondage where they cut the blood supply to the boobs...

but sure thats extream, in a way to some people, have you never had a woamn hand cuff you to a bed, and just lie there and enjoyt ?

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

That'd be disgusting. It'd probably smell like fish.....

depends how old the fish was....:)

prinz · 10-06-2010 03:18PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

but sure thats extream, in a way to some people, have you never had a woamn hand cuff you to a bed, and just lie there and enjoyt ?

Which is why the original poster referred to hardcore bondage.

Snowie · 10-06-2010 03:21PM

prinz wrote: »

Which is why the original poster referred to hardcore bondage.

but to some people the thaughts of being tied up or doing that kinda thing are hardcore

enda1 · 10-06-2010 03:41PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

but to some people the thaughts of being tied up or doing that kinda thing are hardcore

Sure that's just bondage, ye know, being bound!?

Hardcore bondage would have to be the bound bit taken to extreme levels, hence binding the boobs blue!

Banned Account · 10-06-2010 03:45PM

enda1 wrote: »

Hardcore bondage would have to be the bound bit taken to extreme levels, hence binding the boobs blue!

Ther is a difference alright

Kinky = tying up the OH and tickling the auld labia with a feather

Perverted = using the whole chicken.

Bondage = Furry hancuffs

Hardcore Bondage = Furry Handcuffs whilst listening to scooter CD's

Kold · 10-06-2010 03:45PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

but sure thats extream, in a way to some people, have you never had a woamn hand cuff you to a bed, and just lie there and enjoyt ?

Yup, plenty of times, wouldn't call that pervy myself. I'm pretty pervy though.

monkeyfudge · 10-06-2010 03:49PM

I suppose I could try with the lights on.

But I'd probably have to be pretty drunk first.

Banned Account · 10-06-2010 03:51PM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I suppose I could try with the lights on.

But I'd probably have to be pretty drunk first.

Don't worry, just double bag her.

jokettle · 10-06-2010 03:53PM

I've googled things that I've come across in AH before, but this is where I draw the line.

I thought I was ready for the internet. I was wrong

Snowie · 10-06-2010 03:53PM

Kold wrote: »

Yup, plenty of times, wouldn't call that pervy myself. I'm pretty pervy though.

you wouldnt but bibalk basher would :pac:

minidazzler · 10-06-2010 03:56PM

jokettle wrote: »

I've googled things that I've come across in AH before, but this is where I draw the line.

I thought I was ready for the internet. I was wrong

Which ones here did you google?

TBH, seeing a girl in a Karada would make me fall in love TBH.

Snowie · 10-06-2010 03:59PM

jokettle wrote: »

I've googled things that I've come across in AH before, but this is where I draw the line.

I thought I was ready for the internet. I was wrong

Come here love il look after you

/GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY

jokettle · 10-06-2010 04:00PM

I mistakenly googled Blue Waffle once

I don't trust any of you people any more!

Tar.Aldarion · 10-06-2010 04:00PM

TheZohan wrote: »

What do you mean by squids and furries?

Aww he's like a puppy

Some yes, some no. Damn you japanese people!
Although nothing like a few tentacles.

None of this is as bad as consensual missionary with the purpose of procreation, disgusting!

Wazdakka · 10-06-2010 04:07PM

jokettle wrote: »

I mistakenly googled Blue Waffle once I don't trust any of you people any more!

Heh..
Nasty lookin innit?

You should try two girls one... One man one.., goats... tubgir.. Lemonpar.. meatspi

Nevermind.

minidazzler · 10-06-2010 04:10PM

jokettle wrote: »

I mistakenly googled Blue Waffle once I don't trust any of you people any more!

None of the stuff here is as bad as that TBH...well, maybe squiding, Blue waffle is for pure shock factor, nothing erotic about it to anyone....(except snow-monkey)

cynder · 10-06-2010 04:10PM

You forgot to mention Felching!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

jokettle · 10-06-2010 04:11PM

Stop it at once.

Anyway, back OT.....

no, sorry. Can't concentrate now.

Snowie · 10-06-2010 04:17PM

minidazzler wrote: »

None of the stuff here is as bad as that TBH...well, maybe squiding, Blue waffle is for pure shock factor, nothing erotic about it to anyone....(except snow-monkey)

Its ok i wore a comdom that had the thickness of a rubber glove

Calibos · 10-06-2010 04:18PM

Seems like most posters are only ruling out Scat. Looks like there are a lot of Golden Shower affiecienado's here. Is this representative of boards as a hole, of Afterhours as a hole or is the high percentage of Watersports players in this thread self selecting in that only duuurty people clicked into and posted in a fetish thread?

Tar.Aldarion · 10-06-2010 04:20PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

How would anyone go about appeasing this boardies fetish?

http://tinyurl.com/25tqf9e

And a superhero was born

SIX PACK · 10-06-2010 04:27PM

My ex lovers fetish was peeing all over her in the shower. I was glad to be of assistance to her :cool:

Mick Daly · 10-06-2010 05:42PM

I have the fetish of getting the woman to take a dump on me until I get a stiffy. It's not just the feeling of the stool against the skin but also the scent of fresh faeces which is arousing.

mathie · 10-06-2010 05:47PM

Mick Daly wrote: »

I have the fetish of getting the woman to take a dump on me until I get a stiffy. It's not just the feeling of the stool against the skin but also the scent of fresh faeces which is arousing.

Yeah stale faeces just doesn't do it for me either.

Mick Daly · 10-06-2010 05:49PM

mathie wrote: »

Yeah stale faeces just doesn't do it for me either.

Yeah. That's gas. So you're like myself so.

Wade in the Sea · 10-06-2010 06:22PM

Calibos wrote: »

Seems like most posters are only ruling out Scat. Looks like there are a lot of Golden Shower affiecienado's here. Is this representative of boards as a hole, of Afterhours as a hole or is the high percentage of Watersports players in this thread self selecting in that only duuurty people clicked into and posted in a fetish thread?

And things you be willing to stick in your .................:D

Sublime freudian slip well done...........!

George Orwell 1982 · 10-06-2010 06:26PM

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Some "chick" posted up a PI a few months back, complaining of not being able to find a partner who also enjoyed being pissed on..

I too saw this. Getting pissed on has nothing to do with sex. Its just sick.

George Orwell 1982 · 10-06-2010 06:28PM

Mick Daly wrote: »

I have the fetish of getting the woman to take a dump on me until I get a stiffy. It's not just the feeling of the stool against the skin but also the scent of fresh faeces which is arousing.

Well good luck finding a partner.

Appeasing your lover's fetish

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