Appeasing your lover's fetish

Kold · 10-06-2010 01:19PM #1

Ok, so you've met the one. You get on like a house on fire, very attracted to eachother. It's love.

But turns out they've got a freaky side. They've a fetish. I'm not talking tacky uniforms from Ann Summers or light spankings or role play, I'm talking perverted to the level of Japanese perviness.

How far will you go for love to appease this perviness?

Farts? Piss? Hardcore bondage? Scat? Furries? Squids and other gross stuff?

Could you give it a try baring in mind you love this person? Would you try to force it out of them or would you be out the door straight off?

Or will you take your Mam's wise words into account? "How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?"

Danbo! · 10-06-2010 01:21PM

I instantly pictured Kold's mother lying on a bed in some freaky gear asking me "How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?"

TheZohanS · 10-06-2010 01:21PM

What do you mean by squids and furries?

Offy · 10-06-2010 01:22PM

TheZohan wrote: »

What do you mean by squids and furries?

lol thats new to me too!

Kold · 10-06-2010 01:23PM

Japanese squid porn. Look it up.

Furries are also heavily googlable. In the Google sense..

super_furry · 10-06-2010 01:24PM

Seems a good time as any to remind people I'm not a furry, just like the Super Furry Animals.

Cheerio.

Kiera · 10-06-2010 01:24PM

Kold wrote: »

Japanese squid porn. Look it up.

Furries are also heavily googlable. In the Google sense..

And for those of us who dont want to look them up on google in work.....

minidazzler · 10-06-2010 01:24PM

There is little that I wouldn't at least try once! But no squid is going up me like.

javaboy · 10-06-2010 01:25PM

Appeasement doesn't work. They'll just keep wanting more and more. Look at Hitler.

Donkey Oaty · 10-06-2010 01:25PM

Kold wrote: »

Ok, so you've met the one. You get on like a house on fire, very attracted to eachother. It's love.

But turns out they've got a freaky side. They've a fetish. I'm not talking tacky uniforms from Ann Summers or light spankings or role play, I'm talking perverted to the level of Japanese perviness.

How far will you go for love to appease this perviness?

Farts? Piss? Hardcore bondage? Scat? Furries? Squids and other gross stuff?

Could you give it a try baring in mind you love this person? Would you try to force it out of them or would you be out the door straight off?

Or will you take your Mam's wise words into account? "How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?"

A long time ago when I was at school, a priest gave us a pep-talk about the importance of good relationships.

It was pretty much word-for-word what you have written.

minidazzler · 10-06-2010 01:25PM

Kiera wrote: »

And for those of us who dont want to look them up on google in work.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furries

Jap Squid porn is just putting a squid in your putenda, while it's alive....they wriggle, so think of it as your rabbit +8 arms.

Funkfield · 10-06-2010 01:26PM

TheZohan wrote: »

What do you mean by squids and furries?

Offy wrote: »

lol thats new to me too!

How long have you guys had the internet?

minidazzler · 10-06-2010 01:26PM

javaboy wrote: »

Appeasement doesn't work. They'll just keep wanting more and more. Look at Hitler.

Fcuk you Godwin!! :mad:

10-06-2010 01:28PM

I'd try anything.. Even the consensual missionary position. Without doubt the hardest type of porn to find online.

Kold · 10-06-2010 01:29PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd try anything.. Even the consensual missionary position. Without doubt the hardest type of porn to find online.

You're a sick man.

Gone Drinking · 10-06-2010 01:30PM

Some "chick" posted up a PI a few months back, complaining of not being able to find a partner who also enjoyed being pissed on..

Kold · 10-06-2010 01:30PM

Donkey Oaty wrote: »

A long time ago when I was at school, a priest gave us a pep-talk about the importance of good relationships.

It was pretty much word-for-word what you have written.

Sounds hilarious. What was the message?

OutlawPete · 10-06-2010 01:32PM

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Some "chick" posted up a PI a few months back, complaining of not being able to find a partner who also enjoyed being pissed on..

I'd be out of there as quick as you could recite the Gettysburg Address.

Gone Drinking · 10-06-2010 01:32PM

Kold wrote: »

What was the message?

Suck his dcik, but don't tell anyone

bonerm · 10-06-2010 01:33PM

Kold wrote: »

Scat?

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do
Bwi ba ba ba do

I guess if that's what she likes in bed I could give it a go. I'd feel a bit weird tho.

girlyhappyface · 10-06-2010 01:34PM

minidazzler wrote: »

Jap Squid porn is just putting a squid in your putenda, while it's alive....they wriggle, so think of it as your rabbit +8 arms.

Is that not all kinds of illegal???

Local-womanizer · 10-06-2010 01:39PM

girlyhappyface wrote: »

Is that not all kinds of illegal???

Not if the Squid is over 16 and consents its not.

Degag · 10-06-2010 01:42PM

Farts? As Once there was no follow through
Piss? Yeah
Hardcore bondage? Yeah
Scat? See above
Furries? Yeah
Squids No

Kold · 10-06-2010 01:42PM

girlyhappyface wrote: »

Is that not all kinds of illegal???

Because legality is the issue here...

NTC · 10-06-2010 01:44PM

Squids = nasty!

girlyhappyface · 10-06-2010 01:48PM

Kold wrote: »

Because legality is the issue here...

`
Well kinda! Legally and morally wrong! All the other stuff is nasty but at least you can't get arrested for it!

Donkey Oaty · 10-06-2010 01:51PM

Kold wrote: »

Sounds hilarious. What was the message?

Everything you mentioned is allowed, except for the squid, which Leviticus chapter 11 verse 10 specifically forbids:

"And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you."

Wade in the Sea · 10-06-2010 01:52PM

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes. (Cole Porter 1934)

It was true then and it's true now. Try everything once I reckon. Though I think I might draw the line at anything involving presumably non-consenting cephalopods

kfallon · 10-06-2010 01:53PM

Bad enough rolling over into the 'wet spot' after a good ride, last thing you want is to roll over into a steaming turd :eek:

Kold · 10-06-2010 01:53PM

I'd have a real problem with poo tbh. A real f*cking problem with it.

The squid thing is already ruled out by my intense fear of sea creatures.

Zulu · 10-06-2010 01:55PM

"putenda"?

Appeasing your lover's fetish

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