Appeasing your lover's fetish

we'llallhavetea_old · 10-06-2010 01:55PM

i suppose i'd give most things a lash, but not poo.. thats stinky and not at all sexy to me.

Snowie · 10-06-2010 01:56PM

Im not sure some fetishs are a bit much...

Wazdakka · 10-06-2010 01:57PM

girlyhappyface wrote: »

Is that not all kinds of illegal???

girlyhappyface wrote: »

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Well kinda! Legally and morally wrong! All the other stuff is nasty but at least you can't get arrested for it!

Squids aren't illigal as far as I know.
Not that I've done any research into this or anything but I did used to buy Bizarre every month, and they went through a bit of a mad phase where they would publicise some crazy Japanese fish / squid porn production company..

It probably falls in to the "fish don't have feelings" thing..

OT..
Dunno really,
Depends on the girl,
I don't think I'd ever go as far as scat for anyone,
and all that mad fish sex is just weird... I mean how the hell are you supposed to get it up while a girl in front of you has a haddock up her snach and a squid on her head.

Furries... Meh.. if she enjoyed it I suppose..

I think I'd probably try most things once...
Twice if I liked it.

minidazzler · 10-06-2010 01:58PM

girlyhappyface wrote: »

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Well kinda! Legally and morally wrong! All the other stuff is nasty but at least you can't get arrested for it!

Morals are relative to the society they are in...therefore, it's not morally wrong in Japan, they are all kinds of fcuked up.

It's kinda morally wrong to use a honey trap online to lure guys in by pretending to be a female, does that make you morally wrong?

Zulu wrote: »

"putenda"?

Like it's not obvious!

drunkmonkey · 10-06-2010 02:01PM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i suppose i'd give most things a lash, but not poo.. thats stinky and not at all sexy to me.

Not even a Boston Steamer?

alwaysadub · 10-06-2010 02:03PM

Hmm,surely putting a fish up ya would leave an awful whack for days to come.. :pac:

I don't like seafood anyway so that'd be a no from me

Wade in the Sea · 10-06-2010 02:04PM

and all that mad fish sex is just weird... I mean how the hell are you supposed to get it up while a girl in front of you has a haddock up her snach and a squid on her head.

Class!

Unless fish did it for you. I'll bet there's a website for that somewhere.

we'llallhavetea_old · 10-06-2010 02:04PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Not even a Boston Steamer?

well seeing how that involves shoite... no.

Wazdakka · 10-06-2010 02:07PM

I have a friend who's dream is to get a Blumpy.

I swear, he actually screens girls on the chances of them doing it.

drunkmonkey · 10-06-2010 02:08PM

How would anyone go about appeasing this boardies fetish?

http://tinyurl.com/25tqf9e

hal9000 · 10-06-2010 02:13PM

duurty
Ann Summers new squid costume range...
http://bellis.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345ba35b69e20105358c1e3c970c-800wi

ibarelycare · 10-06-2010 02:14PM

Internet porn has desensitized us all to a lot of stuff.

Personally, I'd draw the line at poo. Yak. No thanks.

My friend's ex-boyfriend's friend (yes really) used to have a glass coffee table in his apartment and he used to lie under it, facing up, and get a girl to take a dump on it. He liked the whole idea of it, I guess he just didn't like getting dirty.

bonerm · 10-06-2010 02:15PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Personally, I'd draw the line with poo.

FYP

we'llallhavetea_old · 10-06-2010 02:18PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Internet porn has desensitized us all to a lot of stuff.

Personally, I'd draw the line at poo. Yak. No thanks.

My friend's ex-boyfriend's friend (yes really) used to have a glass coffee table in his apartment and he used to lie under it, facing up, and get a girl to take a dump on it. He liked the whole idea of it, I guess he just didn't like getting dirty.

mingin' and all as it is, you have to congratulate the mans innovative idea.

milehip1 · 10-06-2010 02:20PM

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Not even a Boston Steamer?

is it not a 'Cleveland Steamer' after the football team?

Liam Byrne · 10-06-2010 02:23PM

Kold wrote: »

Ok, so you've met the one. You get on like a house on fire, very attracted to eachother. It's love.

But turns out they've got a freaky side. They've a fetish. I'm not talking tacky uniforms from Ann Summers or light spankings or role play, I'm talking perverted to the level of Japanese perviness.

How far will you go for love to appease this perviness?

Farts? Piss? Hardcore bondage? Scat? Furries? Squids and other gross stuff?

Could you give it a try baring in mind you love this person? Would you try to force it out of them or would you be out the door straight off?

Or will you take your Mam's wise words into account? "How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tried it?"

Given the things listed in the sentence above, it's out the door for me as soon as they're suggested.

Anything less disgusting, then maybe it's worth a try, but any of those are well beyond my limits.

I don't need to chop my finger off to know that I wouldn't like it; that doesn't mean I object to some masochist doing it, but count me out.

ibarelycare · 10-06-2010 02:24PM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Given the things listed in the sentence above, it's out the door for me as soon as they're suggested.

Anything less disgusting, then maybe it's worth a try, but any of those are well beyond my limits.

I don't need to chop my finger off to know that I wouldn't like it; that doesn't mean I object to some masochist doing it, but count me out.

How is hardcore bondage disgusting?

Killer Pigeon · 10-06-2010 02:24PM

I like da poopoo and da fisting.

Mimikyu · 10-06-2010 02:26PM

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Snowie · 10-06-2010 02:26PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

Internet porn has desensitized us all to a lot of stuff.

Personally, I'd draw the line at poo. Yak. No thanks.

My friend's ex-boyfriend's friend (yes really) used to have a glass coffee table in his apartment and he used to lie under it, facing up, and get a girl to take a dump on it. He liked the whole idea of it, I guess he just didn't like getting dirty.

I used to bue drugs of this chap who turned round and said to me,
I'm goin over to amsterdam to sh!t ona black chiks cheast :eek:...

I'l never forget the look my friend gave me i burst out laughin and then it went all very uncomfortable...

GLaDOS · 10-06-2010 02:29PM

No to all of those examples except bondage, which could be fun I suppose.

cojomo2 · 10-06-2010 02:29PM

EAT DA POO POO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

Remix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55lUwezX5jo

Kold · 10-06-2010 02:30PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

How is hardcore bondage disgusting?

Was thinking along the lines of that rope bondage where they cut the blood supply to the boobs...

prinz · 10-06-2010 02:32PM

ibarelycare wrote: »

How is hardcore bondage disgusting?

I don't really fancy suspending my OH from the ceiling or tying someone up into a pretzel with coarse rope, or as Kold said above. Blue breasts...eww.

Sykk · 10-06-2010 02:33PM

Ah would she not just be happy with a good ould rogerin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Wade in the Sea · 10-06-2010 02:34PM

......my mate says his female boss is always dumping on him. I must find out where he works again.

Paulyh · 10-06-2010 02:42PM

milehip1 wrote: »

is it not a 'Cleveland Steamer' after the football team?

thats what i thougth too...........didnt know it was after the football team though, why is it called after a football team??

OutlawPete · 10-06-2010 02:49PM

It all depends who is asking.

If some girl I didn't really like asked could she pee on while I fapped wearing her panties, I would most likely say: "Would ya feck off.."

But if I was crazy about her and adored her (or it was Angelina Jolie) and they whispered in my ear that they wanted me to run down Grafton St naked with a butt plug shoved up my ass, where she and her friends would collect me, slap me round, made me wear a school uniform, put a toilet seat over my head, as her and her friends used me as their worthless naughty sex slave ..

Yeah .... I'd give it a shot.

johnny_knoxvile · 10-06-2010 02:52PM

me, Mary Harney, a Panda, a gallon of KY Jelly, short shorts, a paddling pool and a camcorder... You can get arrested for that ****! Making Pandas swim in KY while wear short shorts. Pandas are an endangered spieces...some fantasies are best left unexplored.

Nulty · 10-06-2010 02:54PM

Funkfield wrote: »

How long have you guys had the internet?

You've been a boards member since 2002 and with 249 posts it seems to me you got side tracked by internet porn and only broke the habit recently?

Am I far off?

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