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star.chaser · 22-05-2010 01:59PM

pot noodles idea of ordering food in is ringing meals on wheels

Banjo Fella · 22-05-2010 06:20PM

Star.chaser helps elderly women cross the street. Or half of it, anyway - before leaving them totally stranded in front of oncoming traffic. Oh well.

lil'bug · 22-05-2010 08:34PM

Banjo fella was once slapped in the face with a pancake

Cheap Thrills! · 23-05-2010 01:48AM

lil'bug is actually HUGE and not even any sort of bug at all :eek:

Matt Holck · 23-05-2010 02:09AM

is not filled with whipped cream

23-05-2010 03:52AM

is quite the lover of obscure Estonian film.

James T Kirk · 23-05-2010 04:04AM

Wears a cloak, top-hat and monacle, and carries a cane.

lil'bug · 23-05-2010 08:24AM

James T Kirk's feet were put on the wrong way around

BBDBB · 23-05-2010 06:26PM

lil'bug claims to have healing hands

his courtcase comes up next week

star.chaser · 23-05-2010 08:25PM

BBDBB insists of sitting at the back of the plane when flying because they never crash going backwards

Banjo Fella · 23-05-2010 08:29PM

On weekends, star.chaser slathers himself in marmalade and sits alone in a dark corner. Knees huddled close to his chest, he weeps, for hours.

Oh wait. Sorry, that one's about me. :pac:

BBDBB · 23-05-2010 09:13PM

Banjo has extremely long fingernails, not to play the banjo, he just enjoys a good scratch every so often

*giggles* · 23-05-2010 09:15PM

BBDBB would like Banjo to scratch him with his long fingernails

BBDBB · 23-05-2010 09:17PM

*giggles* is a mind reader and urges you to stop that before you go blind :pac:

*giggles* · 23-05-2010 09:19PM

BBDBB is thinking that they would LOVE an Oreo McFlurry (serious NYOM btw)

lil'bug · 23-05-2010 09:58PM

giggles likes to soak their feet in white spirits

hare05 · 23-05-2010 10:28PM

lil'bug eats white spirits for breakfast. Yep, ****'s so cold it's solid, too!

lil'bug · 23-05-2010 11:50PM

lol

hare05 has an invisable donkey friend called mr aloplop

hare05 · 24-05-2010 01:01AM

how did you-?!

lil'bug has 3 eyes. the third is on their right foot, big toe.

Glenster · 24-05-2010 02:22AM

hare05 is actually just a smiley, he accesses the internet by periodically taking control of the mind of former Big Brother contestant, Spiral.

hare05 · 24-05-2010 02:29AM

:cool:

Glenster is a sadface. Like this one

He needs to eat a bowl of salt every day to renew his happiness core.

Glenster · 24-05-2010 02:37AM

Salt makes me strong.

hare05 says "Bye Bye" everytime he flushes the toilet.

hare05 · 24-05-2010 02:40AM

All of Leinster says "Bye bye!" when Glenster flushes. (He hasn't noticed yet as he's always in the 'other' room)

UnknownSpecies · 24-05-2010 02:59AM

hare05 likes to kick cute puppies

hare05 · 24-05-2010 03:01AM

dorgasm is a cute puppy. *readies foot*

lil'bug · 24-05-2010 09:08AM

stop the puppy kicking

hare05 likes to keep their underwear in the fridge

star.chaser · 24-05-2010 12:08PM

lil'bug has a bowl of nettle soup for breakfast every morning

the_syco · 24-05-2010 01:54PM

star.chaser chases b-movie stars :P

star.chaser · 24-05-2010 02:34PM

the syco, weaing a pair of ugg boots and a trenchcoat, likes to walk around busaras welcoming people to ireland

denballs · 24-05-2010 05:17PM

star.chaser has just recently changed his name from dragon chaser as he is trying to kick the addiction and drop any association to it

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