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Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

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  • #7082
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    landsleaving wrote: »
    Denballs enjoys correct spelling, grammar and syntax.



    No no, sNarah, you're missing the point of the game. It's the baseless lie thread. SO all denballs said is a lie. We're efficient types who will amount to everything and anything we want to be. YAY! And everybody cares about us, and most importantly, we're getting chizza... mmmm chizza.

    Now on with the game!

    sNarah used to be in charge of breeding pandas, but couldn't get them to make panda babies, despite playing Barry Whte songs all night looooong.

    thank you for understanding................i was just taking the opportunity to be offensive as it was all sorta opposite day style and didin mean wat it meant to mean so when i called you all meaningless it was,nt wath i was meaning..........................

    erm..............the above user enjoys spanking....le singe{french for an animals name.........can anyone translate}.......


  • #7083
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    snarahs crowning achievment is getting in the guinness world record book { {1997 page 329} for having shaved every bit of hair on her body as a memorial to hitlers mustash.................she also has several awards for lion dancing and is an avid supporter of the mgra {mexican gay rights association}////////////her uncle tommy sadly passed away last tuesday in a laxitive related incedent but the family is looking toward the future and wishes to thank st vincent de pauls who donated a years supply of febreeze.:D


  • #7084
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    Denballs is still looking for his balls


  • #7085
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    lil bug likes sausage is junk


  • #7086
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    den'balls is spanking his pet monkey


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  • #7087
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    sNarah wrote: »
    den'balls is spanking his pet monkey

    very good....somone payed attention in french...either that or u used babblefish


  • #7088
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    denballs is a pedo who enjoys watching ''the den'' while playing with his b....


  • #7089
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    red herring wrote: »
    denballs is a pedo who enjoys watching ''the den'' while playing with his b....

    your lucky this is a lie thread .............:eek:

    red herring is a useless piece of crap and nobody would so much as yawn if he died........in fact im sure dublin city council would re-route the sewer system so that it filled his grave with fresh **** and piss constantly.............................;oh.........and your really fat..........lose some weight tubby

    oh............and i dont watch the den you idiot...............i have nickelodeon..............
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  • #7090
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    Denballs thinks sponge bob is real


  • #7091
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    on the colder mornings likes to suck a fishermans freind


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  • #7092
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Pot Noodle's best friend is a fisherman.


  • #7093
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Red Herring, Denballs:

    I'm sure like good responsible users you read the warning in the very first post before diving in. Just to be safe though, you might want to read it again. Or you could try Thunderdome.


  • #7094
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Landsleaving is in love with an octupus.


  • #7095
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    until sNarah at my beloved in a sushi restaurant. The octopus had the last laugh though, sNarah caught Octopus disorder and now has tentacles instead of human limbs.


  • #7096
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    Landsleaving lives in a hut on a crannog in the middle of stephens green. At night he comes out to dance at midnight feasts with the junkies in the green.


  • #7097
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Red Herring is really a Silver Rollmops.


  • #7098
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    likes to eat chips in the bed and put the salt in his belly button for dipping his chips in


  • #7099
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    After a sunburn, Pot Noodle scratches off the burned skin and eats it.


  • #7100
    denballs
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 837 ✭✭✭denballs


    snarah trimms her nose hair daily


  • #7101
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    denball lost his nose in a bet now he smells terrible


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  • #7102
    iUseVi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭iUseVi


    lil'bug is scared of pidgeons and runs away screaming at the sight of one.


  • #7103
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    iusevi likes to lick pidgeon's bums


  • #7104
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    lil'bug records home pidgeon porn.


  • #7105
    iUseVi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭iUseVi


    red herring sleeps on the street with pidgeons for companions


  • #7106
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    iusevi controls all the pidgeons


  • #7107
    iUseVi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭iUseVi


    lil'bug ate a pidgeon and got rabies. :D


  • #7108
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    bought donuts without holes in and improvised


  • #7109
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    Potnoodle makes pidgeons perform sexual acts on donuts for bread, but only pat the baker bread, the pidgeons are picky.


  • #7110
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    red herring is a pidgeon picker


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  • #7111
    101001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭101001


    lil'bug is a blackbelt pigeon ninja and a pigeon picker's son


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