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  • #7022
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    When Jazzy gets thown out of the house by Uncle Phil it never looks fake.


  • #7023
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    Glenster has a nun fetish


  • #7024
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Goes excellent with fries and batter. And a tad of TarTar sauce.


    Mmhhh Tar.


  • #7025
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Has a Gimp Mask


  • #7026
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Looks like king kong in a tutu.


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  • #7027
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Landsleaving thinks that negroes / negresses are inferior.


  • #7028
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Wears a thong


  • #7029
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    Wants to eat me.


  • #7030
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    red herring has Chronic Jazzhands Syndrome.

    His prognosis is......fabulous!


  • #7031
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Glenster made his own clothes from the fur of mice.

    He keeps the hairless mice wrapped in cotton wool so they don't get cold.


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  • #7032
    azizajalal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭azizajalal


    Niceirishfella was in Ann Summers the same time as Colrow,and squeeled on Colrow,to take the heat off himself.Last seen legging it up the road with a blowup doll under his arm..

    Tinting


  • #7033
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    has no facebook friends


  • #7034
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    thinks facebook invented the internet


  • #7035
    red herring
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭red herring


    Matt Holck thinks that lil'bug is wrong because everyone knows chubaka single-handedly invented the internet. duh.


  • #7036
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Red Herring cut off his ear because he thought it would make him a better painter.


  • #7037
    Glenster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,626 ✭✭✭Glenster


    Hank Jones has his finger on the pulse of the latest historical research.


  • #7038
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    successfully flew his bi-plane through the Icelandic volcano ash and reported no problems with the engine......However Glenster did pick up a bad cough and has been on the Robitussin syrup ever since


  • #7039
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Glenster's real name is in fact Glenster McGlenster.

    His parents were a pair of sadist devil worshippers.


  • #7040
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Is Blind


  • #7041
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Who said that?

    Pot Noodle's diet consists completely of pot noodles, as that is as far as his culinary skills stretch.


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  • #7042
    Pot Noodle =
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Pot Noodle =


    Hank is spelled with a silent W


  • #7043
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    pot noodle has legs like a goat


  • #7044
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Lil'one is actually one big heavy overweight 41 stone lady :eek:


  • #7045
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    nSarah owns only one sock


  • #7046
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    lil'bug has a nice crotch


  • #7047
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    In reality, Brian never really captured anything, although one day he did catch a nasty dose of the flu.


  • #7048
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    nSarah has knee's as elbows, and elbow's as knees


  • #7049
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    lil'bug kills ants with magnifying glasses for a hobby! :eek:


  • #7050
    MoodeRator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,777 ✭✭✭MoodeRator


    sNarah searches every High Street in every town to try and find her local Photoshop:P


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  • #7051
    lil'bug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,506 ✭✭✭lil'bug


    MoodeRator farts before leaving lifts


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