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If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

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  • #62
    Cupcake_Crisis
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    Its probably already been said, but those jegging monstrosities!!!


  • #63
    Teutorix
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    Members only, membership requires you to score over 110 on an IQ test.

    I detest idiots, maybe im a bad person, but i dont care.


  • #64
    Glico Man
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    Teutorix wrote: »
    Members only, membership requires you to score over 110 on an IQ test.

    I detest idiots, maybe im a bad person, but i dont care.

    Woohoo I'm in!

    It may have been 5 years since I took an IQ test but I got 128 then...it can't have dropped that much in 5 years right?


  • #65
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    BigDuffman wrote: »
    Stripey Jumpers with ben sherman shirts with faded jeans and POD / Kickers shoes

    Awh, that's me fúcked.:mad:


  • #66
    entropi
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Who gives a fcuk buddy?
    They give those away these days? Seems like i'm missing out ffs!!


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  • #67
    bigeasyeah
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    scarves


  • #68
    CianRyan
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    That_Guy wrote: »
    Underwear

    Came to post this.


  • #69
    Teutorix
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    aaronh007 wrote: »
    Woohoo I'm in!

    It may have been 5 years since I took an IQ test but I got 128 then...it can't have dropped that much in 5 years right?
    Theoretically your IQ is fixed, but as far as the tests go im sure it wouldnt vary by more than 10 points.


  • #70
    seanbmc
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    SligoBrewer wrote: »
    GAH Jerseys

    Any Jerseys


  • #71
    stovelid
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    I would personally ban and batter anyone for wearing pete-doherty wannnabe clothes.


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  • #72
    OutlawPete
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    stovelid wrote: »
    I would personally ban and batter anyone for wearing pete-doherty wannnabe clothes.

    Especially anyone wearing those hats.


  • #73
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Especially anyone wearing those hats.

    Exactly what I had in mind too. Jauntily angled because that what junkie poets do I assume.


  • #74
    Captain Chaos
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    Those hoopy ear rings that are so big you can put your fist through them and those wet look leggings that look like bin liners.


  • #75
    stovelid
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    I'd also bring a stricter trainer policy: air-max, pumps and those scaldy Nike boot-trainers no; shell-toes and retro suedes allowed.

    Male boots tucked into trousers and caterpillar boots would merit a dip in the Liffey.


  • #76
    Crann na Beatha
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  • #77
    smk89
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    Dubes (Dubarry Deck Shoes to give them their proper title)
    Its a nightclub, not a boat


  • #78
    hatrickpatrick
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    Panties. ;)
    In fact, best drinks promotion I can imagine - "Commando night!"


  • #79
    McChubbin
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    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Panties. ;)
    In fact, best drinks promotion I can imagine - "Commando night!"
    But what if people turn up dressed as Rambo?

    </gets coat>

    I'd ban everything in this picture.


  • #80
    MJ23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    I'd ban the following..........
    White Runners,
    football jerseys,
    tracksuits,
    Dubes,
    Women with tattoos on their shoulder,
    hen nights, stag nights,
    farmers, anyone under 25,
    people who cant leave their phone in their pocket for more than 1 minute, anyone with a fake accent,


  • #81
    [Deleted User]
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    burquas


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  • #82
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I'd ban everything in this picture.

    I love that after all that effort the fella is still clearly living in his parents basement. Look, he's even set up a mini-bar! So he's not moving out any time soon!


  • #83
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Panties. ;)
    In fact, best drinks promotion I can imagine - "Commando night!"

    I said it first, but you said it better :p


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