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If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

veryangryman · 2010-02-20 16:36:55

I could make a list myself... Leggings Ponchos Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying) Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here) I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the…

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I could make a list myself...

Leggings
Ponchos
Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying)
Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here)

I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the above criteria to the other club across the road

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#2 20-02-2010 4:40pm

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Who gives a fcuk buddy?

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#3 20-02-2010 4:41pm

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Would I be allowed to ban clothes in general?

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#4 20-02-2010 4:42pm

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Black Harrington Jackets

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#5 20-02-2010 4:42pm

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Underwear.... Easier access really.

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#6 20-02-2010 4:42pm

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If I was a bouncer there would be a bigger problem in my life than the type of clothes people wear.

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#7 20-02-2010 4:43pm

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The mouth on you FlutterinBantam

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=10698693

Necessary? I think not.

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#8 20-02-2010 4:44pm

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If i were a bouncer? I'd have to become an ars*hole first.

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#9 20-02-2010 4:44pm

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I'd ban people who gave a shit what clothes other people were wearing.

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#10 20-02-2010 4:44pm

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veryangryman wrote: »

The mouth on you FlutterinBantam

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=10698693

Necessary? I think not.

Your link is like your thread, a failure.

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#11 20-02-2010 4:45pm

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couldnt give a crap what people wear. Maybe if I thought someone looked like trouble I could just chat to them for a minute then make my mind up.

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#12 20-02-2010 4:48pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Your link is like your thread, a failure.

Anyone who starts a thread entitled "Ode To Doctor Bollocko" has no place to discuss failed threads

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#13 20-02-2010 4:49pm

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bras

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#14 20-02-2010 4:50pm

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GAH Jerseys

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#15 20-02-2010 4:52pm

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Side burns

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#16 20-02-2010 4:55pm

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Pyjamas.
I like seeing them arguing with bouncers and trying to get in.

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#17 20-02-2010 4:55pm

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Pot wrote:

Side burns

Oh so thats how it is:(

*runs away crying*

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#18 20-02-2010 4:57pm

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veryangryman wrote: »

If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

**** socks.

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#19 20-02-2010 4:57pm

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girls wearing those stupid big flowers at the side of their hair

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#20 20-02-2010 4:58pm

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Tracksuits and 'Dappy' hats.

Leggings? WTF OP?!?

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#21 20-02-2010 5:00pm

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aaronh007 wrote: »

Oh so thats how it is:(

*runs away crying*

What is

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#22 20-02-2010 5:04pm

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Pot wrote:

What is

I'm guessing he has sideburns.;)

Which are savage, btw.:D

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#23 20-02-2010 5:04pm

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Top hats, especially ones tilted to a jaunty angle.

I mean *really*, who do they think they are! :mad: (pure Baltic Avenue most of them)

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#24 20-02-2010 5:06pm

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Asymmetrical haircuts and men with straightened hair.

Anyone with fake tan.

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#25 20-02-2010 5:07pm

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Dragon t-shirts and knacker trackers.

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#26 20-02-2010 5:09pm

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Giselle wrote: »

Asymmetrical haircuts and men with straightened hair.

Anyone with fake tan.

I think you are all crazy thinking about it. who cares what prople where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#27 20-02-2010 5:12pm

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sunglasses

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#28 20-02-2010 5:13pm

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Wife beaters and chunky gold. It's like these people are telling you their looking for bother!

For the ladies, anything that covers the legs, it's just not right in a club

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#29 20-02-2010 5:16pm

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those stupid ****ing 'xplicit industries' t shirts

"Return to pub if found"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

blah blah blah
wear something that looks half decent you unoriginal unfunny little cúnt.

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#30 20-02-2010 5:27pm

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Worker's Boots.

I mean, why would you wear those?

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#31 20-02-2010 5:32pm

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SligoBrewer wrote: »

Worker's Boots.

I mean, why would you wear those?

For workin'

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#32 20-02-2010 5:32pm

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Tea towel shirts

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#33 20-02-2010 5:33pm

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T-shirts with stupid slogans.

"Im not a gynaecologist...but Ill take a look"

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#34 20-02-2010 5:34pm

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bazza1 wrote: »

"Im not a gynaecologist...but Ill take a look"

Never fails to make me laugh.:o

Skinny jeans on lads, seriously like are whats left of their balls not being crushed?

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#35 20-02-2010 5:35pm

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veryangryman wrote: »

Anyone who starts a thread entitled "Ode To Doctor Bollocko" has no place to discuss failed threads

Well , my good man, produce something which surpasses that effort.

Posters generally , like yourself , tend to dis those who have talent, pzzzazzz and chutzpah to bunt out a post which is , well, different.

Drones tend to chunk out bland uninteresting posts, which offer nothing different, nothing new, just the same auld shíte which drowns Ah in a morass of turgid dark brown shíte and drifts towards the pumping station with all the sporty endeavour of a bucket of semi set cement.

Where do you figure in that set up buddy?

I know exactly where;)

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#36 20-02-2010 5:38pm

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shíte, shíte, shíte, shíte............ I mean fight, fight, fight, fight....

Look out, he's comin' at ya with a broken turd.

I'm gonna slice you up boy.

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#37 20-02-2010 5:45pm

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Knickers

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#38 20-02-2010 5:46pm

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I'd ban black bomber jackets, white shirts and bow ties......... Oh wait

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#39 20-02-2010 5:52pm

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mikom wrote: »

shíte, shíte, shíte, shíte............ I mean fight, fight, fight, fight....

Look out, he's comin' at ya with a broken turd.

I'm gonna slice you up boy.

Uhmmm hate gettin' dissed by cloggers who couldn't rustle up an original thought in their lives.One trick ponies.

Unoriginal wasters who think the world revolves around shaven haired gimps who, when drilled down, are little better than trained apes.

If you want to be dominated by these goons who happen to stand at a door, or give a fiddler's fcuk what they think, well .oookay that's your choice.

I happen to think I am able go about my business without worrying what these jumped up, generally uneducated gimps, can influence my lifestyle.

Grow a pair buddy.

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#40 20-02-2010 5:53pm

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Stripey jumpers and shirts........wait, on second thought, I wouldn't ban theese items if I was a bouncer because they would allow me to spot the knacks from a mile away. :pac:

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#41 20-02-2010 6:01pm

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i would ban webbed tank tops and mankini's.

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#42 20-02-2010 6:01pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Uhmmm hate gettin' dissed by cloggers who couldn't rustle up an original thought in their lives.One trick ponies.

Unoriginal wasters who think the world revolves around shaven haired gimps who, when drilled down, are little better than trained apes.

If you want to be dominated by these goons who happen to stand at a door, or give a fiddler's fcuk what they think, well .oookay that's your choice.

I happen to think I am able go about my business without worrying what these jumped up, generally uneducated gimps, can influence my lifestyle.

Grow a pair buddy.

Fair play.
In the words of Steven Seagal..... "You can take that to the bank................. The blood bank"

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#43 20-02-2010 6:03pm

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Carlos Tevez turtle neck tops.

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#44 20-02-2010 6:10pm

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skinny jeans
those "return to the pub" tshirts
fat girls in them big dresses with some mad pattern on them and them belts under them that are big enough to lock up josef fritzl-you still look like a blimp.

..........jesus when did turn into such a bitch, wheres my balls gone!?

*runs outside to kick a football and drink beer.

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#45 20-02-2010 6:29pm

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I would ban all ugly females and all males except for me.

Giggidy Giggidy.

:cool:

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#46 20-02-2010 6:36pm

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Jedward hair styles.:eek:

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#47 20-02-2010 7:03pm

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This thread has trampled on FlutterinBantam, Dr.Bollocko, ponchos, tight revealing clothing and also some wimminz hairstyles. Normally I would point to mid-life crisis or PMT but this should suffice......http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

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#48 20-02-2010 7:18pm

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Bonito wrote: »

This thread has trampled on FlutterinBantam, Dr.Bollocko, ponchos, tight revealing clothing and also some wimminz hairstyles. Normally I would point to mid-life crisis or PMT but this should suffice......http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

Anyone know what he's on about?

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#49 20-02-2010 7:22pm

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baz2009 wrote: »

Anyone know what he's on about?

She's pissed because she's a skinny-jeans wearing, poncho-clad, fake-tanned, turtle-neck fan with an asymetrical haircut who fancies going to a club tonight.

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#50 20-02-2010 7:25pm

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Who gives a fcuk buddy?

:rolleyes:

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#51 20-02-2010 7:25pm

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Giselle wrote: »

She's pissed because she's a skinny-jeans wearing, poncho-clad, fake-tanned, turtle-neck fan with an asymetrical haircut who fancies going to a club tonight.

http://socialmedialawstudent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vader-fail1.jpg

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