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If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

veryangryman · 2010-02-20 16:36:55

I could make a list myself... Leggings Ponchos Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying) Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here) I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the…

20-02-2010 05:36PM

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veryangryman

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I could make a list myself...

Leggings
Ponchos
Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying)
Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here)

I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the above criteria to the other club across the road

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#2 20-02-2010 05:40PM

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Who gives a fcuk buddy?

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#3 20-02-2010 05:41PM

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Would I be allowed to ban clothes in general?

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#4 20-02-2010 05:42PM

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Black Harrington Jackets

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#5 20-02-2010 05:42PM

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Underwear.... Easier access really.

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#6 20-02-2010 05:42PM

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If I was a bouncer there would be a bigger problem in my life than the type of clothes people wear.

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#7 20-02-2010 05:43PM

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The mouth on you FlutterinBantam

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=10698693

Necessary? I think not.

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#8 20-02-2010 05:44PM

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If i were a bouncer? I'd have to become an ars*hole first.

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#9 20-02-2010 05:44PM

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I'd ban people who gave a shit what clothes other people were wearing.

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#10 20-02-2010 05:44PM

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veryangryman wrote: »

The mouth on you FlutterinBantam

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=10698693

Necessary? I think not.

Your link is like your thread, a failure.

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#11 20-02-2010 05:45PM

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couldnt give a crap what people wear. Maybe if I thought someone looked like trouble I could just chat to them for a minute then make my mind up.

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#12 20-02-2010 05:48PM

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Your link is like your thread, a failure.

Anyone who starts a thread entitled "Ode To Doctor Bollocko" has no place to discuss failed threads

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#13 20-02-2010 05:49PM

Third_Echelon

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bras

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#14 20-02-2010 05:50PM

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GAH Jerseys

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#15 20-02-2010 05:52PM

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Side burns

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#16 20-02-2010 05:55PM

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Pyjamas.
I like seeing them arguing with bouncers and trying to get in.

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#17 20-02-2010 05:55PM

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Pot wrote:

Side burns

Oh so thats how it is:(

*runs away crying*

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#18 20-02-2010 05:57PM

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veryangryman wrote: »

If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

**** socks.

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#19 20-02-2010 05:57PM

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girls wearing those stupid big flowers at the side of their hair

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#20 20-02-2010 05:58PM

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Tracksuits and 'Dappy' hats.

Leggings? WTF OP?!?

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#21 20-02-2010 06:00PM

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aaronh007 wrote: »

Oh so thats how it is:(

*runs away crying*

What is

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#22 20-02-2010 06:04PM

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Pot wrote:

What is

I'm guessing he has sideburns.;)

Which are savage, btw.:D

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#23 20-02-2010 06:04PM

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Top hats, especially ones tilted to a jaunty angle.

I mean *really*, who do they think they are! :mad: (pure Baltic Avenue most of them)

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#24 20-02-2010 06:06PM

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Asymmetrical haircuts and men with straightened hair.

Anyone with fake tan.

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#25 20-02-2010 06:07PM

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Dragon t-shirts and knacker trackers.

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#26 20-02-2010 06:09PM

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Giselle wrote: »

Asymmetrical haircuts and men with straightened hair.

Anyone with fake tan.

I think you are all crazy thinking about it. who cares what prople where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#27 20-02-2010 06:12PM

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sunglasses

EVENFLOW

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#28 20-02-2010 06:13PM

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Wife beaters and chunky gold. It's like these people are telling you their looking for bother!

For the ladies, anything that covers the legs, it's just not right in a club

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#29 20-02-2010 06:16PM

SV

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those stupid ****ing 'xplicit industries' t shirts

"Return to pub if found"
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"

blah blah blah
wear something that looks half decent you unoriginal unfunny little cúnt.

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#30 20-02-2010 06:27PM

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Worker's Boots.

I mean, why would you wear those?

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#31 20-02-2010 06:32PM

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SligoBrewer wrote: »

Worker's Boots.

I mean, why would you wear those?

For workin'

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