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If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

veryangryman · 2010-02-20 16:36:55

I could make a list myself... Leggings Ponchos Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying) Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here) I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the…

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#32 20-02-2010 06:32PM

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Tea towel shirts

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#33 20-02-2010 06:33PM

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T-shirts with stupid slogans.

"Im not a gynaecologist...but Ill take a look"

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#34 20-02-2010 06:34PM

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bazza1 wrote: »

"Im not a gynaecologist...but Ill take a look"

Never fails to make me laugh.:o

Skinny jeans on lads, seriously like are whats left of their balls not being crushed?

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#35 20-02-2010 06:35PM

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veryangryman wrote: »

Anyone who starts a thread entitled "Ode To Doctor Bollocko" has no place to discuss failed threads

Well , my good man, produce something which surpasses that effort.

Posters generally , like yourself , tend to dis those who have talent, pzzzazzz and chutzpah to bunt out a post which is , well, different.

Drones tend to chunk out bland uninteresting posts, which offer nothing different, nothing new, just the same auld shíte which drowns Ah in a morass of turgid dark brown shíte and drifts towards the pumping station with all the sporty endeavour of a bucket of semi set cement.

Where do you figure in that set up buddy?

I know exactly where;)

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#36 20-02-2010 06:38PM

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shíte, shíte, shíte, shíte............ I mean fight, fight, fight, fight....

Look out, he's comin' at ya with a broken turd.

I'm gonna slice you up boy.

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#37 20-02-2010 06:45PM

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Knickers

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#38 20-02-2010 06:46PM

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I'd ban black bomber jackets, white shirts and bow ties......... Oh wait

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#39 20-02-2010 06:52PM

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mikom wrote: »

shíte, shíte, shíte, shíte............ I mean fight, fight, fight, fight....

Look out, he's comin' at ya with a broken turd.

I'm gonna slice you up boy.

Uhmmm hate gettin' dissed by cloggers who couldn't rustle up an original thought in their lives.One trick ponies.

Unoriginal wasters who think the world revolves around shaven haired gimps who, when drilled down, are little better than trained apes.

If you want to be dominated by these goons who happen to stand at a door, or give a fiddler's fcuk what they think, well .oookay that's your choice.

I happen to think I am able go about my business without worrying what these jumped up, generally uneducated gimps, can influence my lifestyle.

Grow a pair buddy.

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#40 20-02-2010 06:53PM

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Stripey jumpers and shirts........wait, on second thought, I wouldn't ban theese items if I was a bouncer because they would allow me to spot the knacks from a mile away. :pac:

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#41 20-02-2010 07:01PM

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i would ban webbed tank tops and mankini's.

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#42 20-02-2010 07:01PM

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Uhmmm hate gettin' dissed by cloggers who couldn't rustle up an original thought in their lives.One trick ponies.

Unoriginal wasters who think the world revolves around shaven haired gimps who, when drilled down, are little better than trained apes.

If you want to be dominated by these goons who happen to stand at a door, or give a fiddler's fcuk what they think, well .oookay that's your choice.

I happen to think I am able go about my business without worrying what these jumped up, generally uneducated gimps, can influence my lifestyle.

Grow a pair buddy.

Fair play.
In the words of Steven Seagal..... "You can take that to the bank................. The blood bank"

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#43 20-02-2010 07:03PM

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Carlos Tevez turtle neck tops.

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#44 20-02-2010 07:10PM

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skinny jeans
those "return to the pub" tshirts
fat girls in them big dresses with some mad pattern on them and them belts under them that are big enough to lock up josef fritzl-you still look like a blimp.

..........jesus when did turn into such a bitch, wheres my balls gone!?

*runs outside to kick a football and drink beer.

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#45 20-02-2010 07:29PM

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I would ban all ugly females and all males except for me.

Giggidy Giggidy.

:cool:

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#46 20-02-2010 07:36PM

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Jedward hair styles.:eek:

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#47 20-02-2010 08:03PM

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This thread has trampled on FlutterinBantam, Dr.Bollocko, ponchos, tight revealing clothing and also some wimminz hairstyles. Normally I would point to mid-life crisis or PMT but this should suffice......http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

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#48 20-02-2010 08:18PM

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Bonito wrote: »

This thread has trampled on FlutterinBantam, Dr.Bollocko, ponchos, tight revealing clothing and also some wimminz hairstyles. Normally I would point to mid-life crisis or PMT but this should suffice......http://boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1193

Anyone know what he's on about?

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#49 20-02-2010 08:22PM

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baz2009 wrote: »

Anyone know what he's on about?

She's pissed because she's a skinny-jeans wearing, poncho-clad, fake-tanned, turtle-neck fan with an asymetrical haircut who fancies going to a club tonight.

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#50 20-02-2010 08:25PM

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Who gives a fcuk buddy?

:rolleyes:

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#51 20-02-2010 08:25PM

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Giselle wrote: »

She's pissed because she's a skinny-jeans wearing, poncho-clad, fake-tanned, turtle-neck fan with an asymetrical haircut who fancies going to a club tonight.

http://socialmedialawstudent.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/vader-fail1.jpg

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#52 20-02-2010 08:26PM

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Who wants a fcuk buddy?

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#53 20-02-2010 08:40PM

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Why go to a nightclub when you could stay at home playing Call of Duty?

Tssch...

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#54 20-02-2010 08:54PM

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Stripey Jumpers with ben sherman shirts with faded jeans and POD / Kickers shoes

Men wearing skinny jeans t shirts that are hanging off them fake tan and shemags

Big dangly hula hoops that skanger gorrillas wear and any gold jewelry

Grand dad hats on pikeys

TOSSERS who wear their jeans below their arse then tighten the belt to show off ghey boxers. (I urge you all to stand on their trouser legs as often as possible so their kaks come down and they fall over.)

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#55 20-02-2010 08:58PM

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olympic suits that leave nothing to the imagination...id let them in

anything i suspect comes from a "traveling" background....
*oh political correctness* running shoes etc...

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#56 20-02-2010 09:22PM

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Knuckle dusters, Swords, baseball bats, 9mm machine guns these things might bring a bad element

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#57 20-02-2010 10:50PM

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Id ban bouncers.

And seeing as I live in drogheda, Id ban people from drogheda...

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#58 20-02-2010 10:57PM

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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

One trick ponies.

Unoriginal

I lol'd at the irony.

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#59 20-02-2010 10:58PM

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Pants...cos the ladies can't properly shake that ass in denim.

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#60 20-02-2010 11:01PM

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rizzee wrote: »

Carlos Tevez turtle neck tops.

you know the reason he wears that is to cover a bad burn scar he got when he was younger.

I'd Ban tracksuits. serriously, your on a night out, wear a tie or something :pac:

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#61 20-02-2010 11:09PM

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Ponces with popped collars.

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