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If you were a bouncer, what item of clothing would you ban from your club?

veryangryman

I could make a list myself...

Leggings
Ponchos
Those crap stright fringes on some wimmins (yes i know thats not clothes but worth saying)
Winter Olympic outfits that leave little to the imagination(yes ive seen it...well im in Sweden so must be more acceptable here)

I would point any potential invader satisfying any of the above criteria to the other club across the road

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Cupcake_Crisis

Its probably already been said, but those jegging monstrosities!!!

Teutorix

Members only, membership requires you to score over 110 on an IQ test.

I detest idiots, maybe im a bad person, but i dont care.

Glico Man

Teutorix wrote: »

Members only, membership requires you to score over 110 on an IQ test.

I detest idiots, maybe im a bad person, but i dont care.

Woohoo I'm in!

It may have been 5 years since I took an IQ test but I got 128 then...it can't have dropped that much in 5 years right?

3hn2givr7mx1sc

BigDuffman wrote: »

Stripey Jumpers with ben sherman shirts with faded jeans and POD / Kickers shoes

Awh, that's me fúcked.:mad:

entropi

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Who gives a fcuk buddy?

They give those away these days? Seems like i'm missing out ffs!!

bigeasyeah

scarves

CianRyan

That_Guy wrote: »

Underwear

Came to post this.

Teutorix

aaronh007 wrote: »

Woohoo I'm in!

It may have been 5 years since I took an IQ test but I got 128 then...it can't have dropped that much in 5 years right?

Theoretically your IQ is fixed, but as far as the tests go im sure it wouldnt vary by more than 10 points.

seanbmc

SligoBrewer wrote: »

GAH Jerseys

Any Jerseys

stovelid

I would personally ban and batter anyone for wearing pete-doherty wannnabe clothes.

OutlawPete

stovelid wrote: »

I would personally ban and batter anyone for wearing pete-doherty wannnabe clothes.

Especially anyone wearing those hats.

stovelid

OutlawPete wrote: »

Especially anyone wearing those hats.

Exactly what I had in mind too. Jauntily angled because that what junkie poets do I assume.

Captain Chaos

Those hoopy ear rings that are so big you can put your fist through them and those wet look leggings that look like bin liners.

stovelid

I'd also bring a stricter trainer policy: air-max, pumps and those scaldy Nike boot-trainers no; shell-toes and retro suedes allowed.

Male boots tucked into trousers and caterpillar boots would merit a dip in the Liffey.

Crann na Beatha

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smk89

Dubes (Dubarry Deck Shoes to give them their proper title)
Its a nightclub, not a boat

hatrickpatrick

Panties.

In fact, best drinks promotion I can imagine - "Commando night!"

McChubbin

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Panties.
In fact, best drinks promotion I can imagine - "Commando night!"

But what if people turn up dressed as Rambo?

</gets coat>

I'd ban everything in this picture.

MJ23

I'd ban the following..........
White Runners,
football jerseys,
tracksuits,
Dubes,
Women with tattoos on their shoulder,
hen nights, stag nights,
farmers, anyone under 25,
people who cant leave their phone in their pocket for more than 1 minute, anyone with a fake accent,

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burquas

bonerm

McChubbin wrote: »

I'd ban everything in this picture.

I love that after all that effort the fella is still clearly living in his parents basement. Look, he's even set up a mini-bar! So he's not moving out any time soon!

OutlawPete

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Panties.
In fact, best drinks promotion I can imagine - "Commando night!"

I said it first, but you said it better