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Ah, we've all done this.....haven't we?

Irish_polizei wrote: »

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ede_1263732989

Gotta love the Russian police...! lol

Irish_polizei wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zeWmHAcLzM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m7F61mLb_k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkFt5O9RIZM

Ta, Irish Polizei. Were all those from CrimeCall last Tuesday?

Irish_polizei wrote: »

I honestly don't know what show they were made for, I found it on me routine flick through youtube :rolleyes:. Ye can PM the fella if you really wanted....:)

nah, its ok. I sometimes do that to and never have I found anything such as that calibre before.

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   /dʒoʊk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok⋅ing.
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–noun 1.something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him. 2.something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke. 3.a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke. 4.something that does not present the expected challenge; something very easy: The test was a joke for the whole class. 5.practical joke.
–verb (used without object) 6.to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us. 7.to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking.
–verb (used with object) 8.to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease.9.to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience.

Origin:
1660–70; < L jocus jest

Related forms:
jokeless, adjective
jok⋅ing⋅ly, adverb

Synonyms:
1. wisecrack, gag, jape, prank, quip, quirk, sally, raillery. Joke, jest refer to something said (or done) in sport, or to cause amusement. A joke is something said or done for the sake of exciting laughter; it may be raillery, a witty remark, or a prank or trick: to tell a joke. Jest, today a more formal word, nearly always refers to joking language and is more suggestive of scoffing or ridicule than is joke: to speak in jest.

Irish_polizei wrote: »

Just take it lightly...only a joke....

Jokes are usually funny??:p

CharlieCroker wrote:

Irish_polizei wrote:

Just take it lightly...only a joke....

Jokes are usually funny??:p

Did ya not like Your Bad Self?

foreign wrote: »

It would be better if there was actually some comedy in it.

If only RTE thought the same.. I don't think RTE are capable of comedy: Katherine Lynch, Karl Spain or Dave MacSavage.. I'd prefer death!

As they say, ahhh, chiefs permission...

sweet jesus!!!!