Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

Cicero · 08-01-2010 11:49PM

ordering chocolate covered chicken balls from local takeaway

staker · 09-01-2010 12:09AM

WELL WELL WELL, we have no water cos we have no well.

sings Cicero in these arctic conditions

homah_7ft · 09-01-2010 12:12AM

Is drawing water from the franciscan well

staker · 09-01-2010 12:36AM

Is spying on me from Batchelor's Quay:eek:

Cicero · 09-01-2010 12:39AM

banned from the baseless lie thread for creating poetry

staker · 09-01-2010 12:41AM

Sees a tumble dryer in the mirror every morning

WEEEOOOOUUURR,WEEEOOOOUUURR!

Cicero · 09-01-2010 12:42AM

needs to get a new tumble dryer

CDfm · 09-01-2010 03:13AM

needs a tumble

Cicero · 09-01-2010 03:17AM

had a tumble.............now needs a dryer

CDfm · 09-01-2010 03:31AM

Cicero told the TV licence inspector that he liked to watch the clothes which the TV licence inspector repeated to the judge in court. "Yes "admitted Cicero" I said that but I didnt realise you needed a TV licence for a tumble dryer." Smart boy is our Cicero,

Cicero · 09-01-2010 03:39AM

Cdfm is much smarter than Cicero.....any day of the week...except whatever day CDfm's birthday is on........on that day..........CDfm is much smarter

CDfm · 09-01-2010 04:02AM

Cicero was disappointed with the score of 175 in the Mensa IQ test but he insisted on challenging Deep Blue to a chess match simultaneously and which he won.

joes girls · 09-01-2010 04:02AM

Cicero is getting into his onesies!!!

CDfm · 09-01-2010 04:05AM

Joes Girls is pming Cicero a lullaby whichnhe has to sing himself which isnt the same at all.

joes girls · 09-01-2010 04:23AM

CDfm is attempting to raise the temps to above freezing by eating countless tins of beans!!!

homah_7ft · 09-01-2010 04:48AM

Is attempting to count all the tins of beans CDfm is eating.

CDfm · 09-01-2010 04:50AM

Joes Girls is the Queen of Cool and would have to be. Here personal motto is "if life gives you yellow snow make lemonade"

colrow · 09-01-2010 10:03AM

cdfm was walking down the street the other day, and tripped over a euro

niceirishfella · 09-01-2010 10:10AM

is afraid of his testeeee's freezing.

James T Kirk · 09-01-2010 10:22AM

Will warm up colrow's cold gonads if he asks nicely...

niceirishfella · 09-01-2010 10:38AM

...often has Colrow Gonads in his mouth............James T Kirk is a champion Teabagger.

colrow · 09-01-2010 10:54AM

nif allways goes to the barbers on a saturday, don't know why though, as he's compleley bald all over, hasn't even got any hair he can sit on

CUCINA · 09-01-2010 11:18AM

Colrow runs a bingo hall and he's always trying to hit it off with two fat ladies who show up for every session.

CDfm · 09-01-2010 11:24AM

Cucina is the better looking of the too fat ladies and loves it when Colrow pulls the number 8 pall and says number 8 one obese and flatulent lady Cucina.