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  • #5042
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    didnt get the home waxing kit, that she asked for over and over, is fed up of paying double to get her very hairy upper lip done!!!


  • #5043
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........was GUTTED when she heard the the G spot NEVER existed.
    She's been asking he "clients" to bang her like a jack hammer for years to get to it!


  • #5044
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella discovered his g spot on Guantenamo and wont be making jokes at US airports again.


  • #5045
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...is very afraid of those full body scanners they are introducing......they'll show up his tiny weeeeeeener.


  • #5046
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is an expert on the new scanners having had his piercings and metal inserts removed at the airport with a pliers


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  • #5047
    imasmeasmecanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭imasmeasmecanbe


    ........... shares a half brother with Zacarias Moussouai


  • #5048
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ....is into snowboarding naked down slopes in Gay Ski Resorts.


  • #5049
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella holidays in Gay Ski resorts with a pellet gun and is known as the Pissed Piste Phantom Sniper and a "crack" shot


  • #5050
    niceirishfella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    Yes, I go to Ski Resorts, but not the type you want to think you degenerate..

    But at least I don't go to Paedo Resorts like CDfm!

    LOL


  • #5051
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfellas male grooming salon has a special offer for male intimate waxing for skiers all during January. As the advert says "Niceirishfellas because ....I like to inflict pain"


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  • #5052
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    CDfm thinks his pet goldfish is on a diet- he's been swimming upside down now for 3 weeks, hasn't eaten a smidgen and is letting off stinkers to beat the band...


  • #5053
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    If Staker was an animal he would a Woodpecker


  • #5054
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Staker has just eaten my goldfish


  • #5055
    paulof1985
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭paulof1985


    CDfm stands for Can Dance for money!!!


  • #5056
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Paulof1985 finds it hard to get the hang of his new Ipod,it's nowhere near as good as his tape-ejector he'll say


  • #5057
    Amalgam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    staker collects butts and stogies. Makes rollies.


  • #5058
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Quitting smoking has really gotten to Amalgam and the avertion therapy involving Stakers butt is giving him unclean thoughts


  • #5059
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    CDFM's new year's resolution is to use the phrase, unclean thoughts, every day.


  • #5060
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    homah 7ft wears wellys coz he likes the way they feel.


  • #5061
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Loves to imagine fellow posters in wellys :D Fur lined ones for the ladies.


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  • #5062
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    always reveals his true unconscious thoughts and fantacies on the baseless lie thread


  • #5063
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Is currently fending off a tiger attack while posting.


  • #5064
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    was caught with semtex on an airplane but swore it was planted there by TCN


  • #5065
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Owns the Dutch rights to Countdown.


  • #5066
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    Homah is knitting a new set of willie warmers and only needs cicero and cdfm's address to show just how good at it he is!!!


  • #5067
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Once applied to be a participant on the embarrasing bodies & diseases TV show........(and I'm very glad that JG posted just before me!!!)


  • #5068
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    cheek!!!


    is not sure why he has 3 nipples, but he plays with them all anyways!!!


  • #5069
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Has serious body issues that require a combination of lifts, tucks and re-modelling if he is ever going to appear female one day


  • #5070
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    thinks he is clever, by calling me a he, and cant sit down after his treatments today!!!


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  • #5071
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    has a secret desire to one day own a Fiat Panda


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