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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .......has elaborate plans to film himself having sex with an olde granny, a donkey and his sister - and upload it on the net.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,132 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Shaves a different half of his face every day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cicero is the Head of Irish Homeland Security and only last week arrested a woman in Middle Eastern style clothes on a bus. It was a nun from Donegal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    is really darth vader, but dresses as a nun from Donegal when going through Irish Airports


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Cicero went on a bender for the weekend, somebody asked him was he joining the procession after the funeral on Friday, he heard SESSION:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    staker's a cantankerous GEEBAG!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Fag bendyboys has 25 unique uses for his Joe Dolan statuette


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    staker will do anything for a packet of dairylea. Cmon staker clean your room. Theres a good chap. Theres a dairylea in it for ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    CDfm dances for peace.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 Holly_Golightly


    When amalgam is finished eating a packet of crisps he then licks his fingers, followed by licking the whole crisp bag inside out and isnt afraid to show it :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    what holly doesnt know is that "Crisp" is stakers pet name for cdfm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    When amalgam is finished eating a packet of crisps he then licks his fingers, followed by licking the whole crisp bag inside out and isnt afraid to show it :D

    I do sadly.. Specially the salt Tayto use. [mouth watering]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44 Holly_Golightly


    Amalgam wrote: »
    I do sadly.. Specially the salt Tayto use. [mouth watering]

    Especially salt and vinegar!:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Once upon a time in the middle of the woods lived three bears,Staker bear, amalgam bear and little colrow bear. One day a little skanger called holly goligghtly came skipping thru the woods and trashed their place. Fast forward and Colrow said "Fcek the porridge -Im starving" and ate HGL.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    and she were finger licking good, thanks to cdfms coating her ****y with his secret blend of herbs and spices, "CDfm's Spicey Pussy, Its Finger Licking Good!!!!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    colrow uses toothpaste as cake icing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭TheCelticWizard


    Amalgam is the proprietor of one of those mobile phone subscription scams. Bastard. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,142 ✭✭✭koHd


    thecelticwizard is neither celtic, nor a wizard. He is in fact an epileptic lizard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭TheCelticWizard


    Kohd is so ****ed from drinking aftershave that he doesnt realise that Im in fact a dyslesic eplieptic lizard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    TheCelticWizard owns multiple copies of every Aslan Record\CD\Tape.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭TheCelticWizard


    Amalgam once got mistaken for Brian Cowen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    TheCompleteWanker cant even spell his own name right


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .....creates and eats his own yellow snow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    stupid nif doesn't know that the sands allready yellow in the desert


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...Colrow is so Stupid and such a Dumbass.
    His local bookie loves him, he's forever in placing bets on Katie and Peter getting back together and other bets like Aliens will invade Ballinakilla in 2010.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    niceirishfella is colrows local bookie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭imasmeasmecanbe


    CDFM is jealous because he got banned from the booky for using his fake euro notes mde out of the skin of infidels


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    ...sucks moisture from bats.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    sucks the wrong end, on everything!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,538 ✭✭✭niceirishfella


    .........Private Messages me all the time offering Messages ........deep throat one's!


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