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Deki · 12-12-2009 06:59AM

I don't know but it's standing behind you

Why don't all those birds that fly south for the winter bother to fly back in the summer?

PFJSplitter · 12-12-2009 07:35PM

Bush

Pet what?

spoutwell · 16-12-2009 07:22PM

Pet you a quid you can't do this with your hands in the air.

Who's zoomin' who?

Meemars · 17-12-2009 01:06PM

You , me, them, everybody.

When is good?

homah_7ft · 19-12-2009 02:54AM

After the left hand turn past the old church next to the chipper.

What's going on here?

Deki · 19-12-2009 03:04AM

just as little as i can get away with

where is the magic dust?

homah_7ft · 19-12-2009 03:11AM

In my sock. It was in my pocket but that has a hole in it.

Is it morally correct to watch Shortland Street?

staker · 20-12-2009 01:00AM

Not if you're a racist smurf

Did the swede turnip?

Nevyn · 20-12-2009 01:48AM

No he was cabbaged

upsidedown or downside up?

Matt Holck · 20-12-2009 09:03AM

the collision of the head and the boot

is it too hard to hit?

20-12-2009 11:22AM

only if it hits back

Why is the snow here white.

Deki · 20-12-2009 03:38PM

no one's had a chance to turn it yellow?

why doesn't it snow in July when it would really be appreciated?

joes girls · 20-12-2009 05:24PM

Snow in july ....... in ireland ......no thanks, it's hard enough to get the sun!!!

Why does santa only come once a year???

Cicero · 20-12-2009 05:43PM

joes girls wrote: »

Why does santa only come once a year???

Ah JG.....is nothing sacred to you!!!!....that's disgusting !!!:p

Why do hospitals have no online room booking service?

Mr NoTV · 20-12-2009 05:49PM

'cos they're run by Mary Har Har Har knee

Why is Mary Harney still about?

Evolute · 20-12-2009 05:54PM

Shes too fat to get out the door

What do you think of Brian cowens nose?

Mr NoTV · 21-12-2009 11:02PM

Never noticed it - always looking at his bald patch

Why do women love washing up?

Sarky · 21-12-2009 11:08PM

Because Cicero thinks I'm out to get him.

How come fish don't drown?

Cicero · 21-12-2009 11:09PM

coz hands that do dishes can feel as soft as ure face...with mild green, fairy liquid...

if the late late show started at 11pm as opposed to 9.30pm, would it be called the late early show?

Cicero · 21-12-2009 11:11PM

Sarky wrote: »

Because Cicero thinks I'm out to get him.

eh he doesn't....

staker · 21-12-2009 11:53PM

When the big hand is at 3

why did the brussel sprout?

Cicero · 22-12-2009 07:59AM

he was elected to the european parliament so he had to do something to show he was working

what time of day is Christmas at?

colrow · 22-12-2009 08:23AM

probaly a large portion of apple pie n ice cream

Why did the hippo gargle with onions

Cicero · 22-12-2009 09:14AM

he was out of acquafresh?

is morning ireland the most boring radio programme to watch on rte.ie?

joes girls · 22-12-2009 11:14AM

never get past boards to find any other .ie's:o

should i .ie more than i do???

Cicero · 22-12-2009 11:40AM

NO!!!!...stay right here and keep me company (at least till I get out of this place :-))

Should Joes Girls present the late late show?

staker · 22-12-2009 12:23PM

the guests need to speak too:p

where does this bit go?

Cicero · 22-12-2009 12:50PM

just about here

should staker take over tubridy tonight?

Scorpion Sting · 27-12-2009 03:11AM

No Dustin should.

Who does the best impression of Tubridy?

Sarky · 27-12-2009 03:10PM

Cicero, he's got the ears.

What time does the 6:00 bus leave?

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