Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Deki

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Where are those pickled peppers Peter Piper picked and pickled?

Hyperbullet

In a cave in afghanistan.

Whatever happened to the sugar puffs monster?

Deki

He sees you

Where are my red shoes?

Mr NoTV

Next to your pantyhose and bra


why is Countryfile so BORING these days?

spoutwell

Because I never heard of it.

What's wrong with sideburns?

Useful.Idiot

The burning.

Why did my face just explode?

Because there's dynamite in them thar zits!

Why do hillbillies look like goats.

Mr NoTV

because of their sister's genes


is rudolph the r.n.r still alive?

RunHomerRun

yep, of course he is - he's on facebook and twitter all the time....has given up that flying around the globe in one night lark though

why is it so cold?

aaronjumper

God left his freezer open.

Who was the first clown?

Deki

Adam?

What's Santa leaving in your stocking?

Mr NoTV

by the long delay in responses, it looks like we all know Santa is fiction ...


Who would you like to see in stockings?

BluesBerry

Mt No Tv
Who are the little men living in the radio?

Jackobyte

bertie ahernes children.

Who invented the the word "invention"?

BluesBerry

An inventor

How can bette midler fly higher than an eagle?

Deki

rocket?

Where have all the flowers gone?

BluesBerry

The damn hippies took them !!!

Why is a pig happy when he is in faeces

Meemars

Cos my Sh1t don't stink.

What's another year?

homah_7ft

1722


What's that coming over the hill?

spoutwell

The chatanoga chuchu.

Why can't it be christmas every day?

Redpunto

santa would die from exhaustion

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

Meemars

Because you don't want an alarm clock turning you on.

Do you?

spoutwell

Only if its got an hour glass figure.

How can you kick a man when he's down?

4StarAirsoft

spoutwell wrote: »

Only if its got an hour glass figure.

How can you kick a man when he's down?

Only kick a guy when hes down if your sure he wont get up

Deki

How can you be sure of That?

joes girls

if he dont move, i think your safe:)

do water rats sink???

larchielads

only if they cant swim


if a chinese could sneeze cheese, how much cheese, could a chinese sneeze, if a chinese could sneeze cheese?

joes girls

maybe a cheese string:)

where did the light go when i shut my eyes!!!

James T Kirk

Every time you close your eyes and go to sleep, the entire cosmos (never mind light) ceases to exist.
This is because everything you see, do, hear, smell, touch and are, is an illusion. You do not really exist at all. I love my shoes.

Why are sandwiches so great?

joes girls

cause they are quick, easy and taste so yummy!!!

whats got 3 eyes and a limp???