Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

they can't see the lyric sheet!

why doesn't a USB (universal Serial Bus) cable fit into my kettle socket.

Hyperbullet

Too busy reading sheet music for the following morning....

What does Kerry Katona actually do?

furiousox

Hyperbullet wrote: »

What does Kerry Katona actually do?

Umm.....coke? :pac:

PFJSplitter

For the mouth, not for the nose!

Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

can you fart in space

Matt Holck

how else will I move?

got a quarter?

no... but I have a half and an axe!

can americans spell axe!

Matt Holck

with keystones from fallen arches

why are newt eyes valuable?

Deki

so little newts can see?

What is the color of love?

spoutwell

Magnolia, so you don't notice it when you're staring at the ceiling.

Can somebody give me a leg up?

Deki

Well here's a leg you can have on. or off- best I can do



Why don't they bring back burple?

Matt Holck

they're too busy following rules they made up

is it late?

Deki

not yet- maybe never.

Have you found it yet?

Mr NoTV

Impossible to tell - it keeps shapeshifting.

Why is it so hard to sober up these days?

homah_7ft

Monday and Tuesday have been hitting the pints hard, Wednesday is just a total pishead which annoys Thursday so it's finishing off a bottle of vodka as I type, followed by a three day weekend.


Which is the best button on a shirt?

Deki

the one over your tummy- if it goes the rest will soon follow


How many days till summer?

Mr NoTV

what the hell is summer?

why do they say 'no pain - no gain'?

Eathrin

Cus your fat.

Why are you on boards

paul larry

cos christmas is almost here!!!!!

why is bruce springsteen still the boss?!

cos his wife says so!

why is there not a shrine where Elvis died

Deki

there's a throne.

What makes you thing Elvis is dead? (he's working at a Mickey Ds in Detroit.)

Matt Holck

they closed Detroit down years ago

is a pun an advanced rhyme?

aaronjumper

No its a beginners Haiku

Why are there no proper
seats at a bus stop?

maddogcollins

Because the bus cannot sit down!

Why do they call a pen a pen?

Mr NoTV

because the penis
mightier than the sword

why are there so many dead cats on the road in Ireland?

Eathrin

Only the finest cats pass the crazy cat ladies selection

How come trees go up

because the birds are too lazy to land on the ground.


who is not here.

Eathrin

He who is all around you

Is it possible to listen through your nostrils?

BluesBerry

Only if you put earphones up your nose


Why is bird poop sometimes multicoloured?

Deki

only if you put your fingers in your ears


do you know all the words?