Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

yes, i've swallowed a dictionary

can eating dictionaries result in verbal diahorria

Deki

yes, most certainly leads to running off at the mouth

How much is too much?

Mr NoTV

A toilet bowl full ...


Why am I so lovely?

staker

Cos After Eight's are minty too


Was the skiing all that during the Cold War?

Deki

no but the snow fort fights were really fun.


Are you the "geezer bandit" bankrobber?

staker

no,my hoss got wobbed


which way did he go Skip?

lalahoho

up to the north.

why cant you see down to the north and up to the south

Deki

the blindfold is too tight?


Who are these people and what do they want?

Eathrin

Your soul. Can I borrow it for a sec?

Do birds rap?

Deki

No, but they rock.

Can pigs fly.

Eathrin

Unfortunately there arent enough birds on call to fly them

Have you ever converted ham to turkey?

Deki

not in this lifetime

Do turkeys fly?

spoutwell

Not like time.

What time is love?

joes girls

One minute past!!!

Do i have to?

RunHomerRun

yes, because you signed the contract with your blood.

what would happen if the moon disappeared?

aaronjumper

Werewolves would be cured.

Where do people that live in
holiday resorts go for their holidays?

Matt Holck

no where

spoutwell

Out in the back yard to get away from it all.

What is 'outer' space?

jezza

Outside. Its "outer.. space"...



why arent farts welcome in space suits?

because they can wear out the afterburner too quickly

climategate! can you climb a gate?

staker

no, but my pet hymac can

how come it's still raining when i put my sunflowers out this morning?

joes girls

cause everything in cork is backward:p

why is bob such a sponge???

Matt Holck

to absorb nutrients

what would your character do?

Deki

swim with the fishes (HI Matt !)


How big does a boat have to be before it's a ship?

Mr NoTV

at least an adult.

why does one feel the need to fart at the worst possible moment?

joes girls

because your just a windy person!!!


Why is there a black spot???

spoutwell

Because they ran out of white.

How do you find a needle in a haystack?

That_Guy

Stick your penis in and when you feel pain you know you've found your needle.

Who invented the mantlepiece?

Deki

a carpenter?

What did you find under that rock?

Hyperbullet

Lord Lucan.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?