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  • #1232
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    By the power of greyskull.

    How far am I from my next drink?


  • #1233
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    8 miles

    what did the sparrow do?


  • #1234
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    He ate my dead dog.

    What is the best time to yawn?


  • #1235
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    at a funeral

    how do bald men go bald?


  • #1236
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    When they get angry at someone drinking milk from the carton.

    Is a lightbulb the best option and why?


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  • #1237
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    yes when you hold it over your head you become brainy FACT!!!!


    where do the spotty spots originate ?


  • #1238
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    In the amazon. damn hehe
    Who should I call right now?


  • #1239
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    ghostbusters


    where is mr migiggagi (san)


  • #1240
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Bluesberry that was just mind-reading. :D
    He is at rest and I bow to him because he caught flies with chopsticks.

    Where does the door lead to?


  • #1241
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    to boscos box (bosca)

    where do toenail clippings end up?


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  • #1242
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    In heaven if they've been good and hell if they've fallen into your slippers somehow.


    What is wind for?


  • #1243
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    natures hoover to vacuum up insect droppings

    why does glitter sparkle?


  • #1244
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    oh I could have done something bad there :D
    To make everyone happy and to catch the eye of someone who is doing surgery so that they miss the ventricle and oh no they are flatlining....

    How many spoons of sugar to make the medicine go down?


  • #1245
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    9000 its really sour medicine

    how did chitty chitty bang bang bang?


  • #1246
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    I just know he was exhausted afterwards.

    Who is the best?


  • #1247
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    george

    why is y asking the z why he did it?


  • #1248
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Because z is dead bab y.

    Is Ireland the top country?


  • #1249
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    no australia is


    what is a whicker basket?


  • #1250
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    It's like a normal basket but louder and is always annoying people by telling stupid jokes in the pub.


    How much swimming will turn you off food?


  • #1251
    unknown13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    Not much

    Why is it freezing


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  • #1252
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Because I forgot to put coal on the fire.

    When is bed time?


  • #1253
    joes girls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,448 ✭✭✭✭joes girls


    When your eyes give up!!!


    If it pop's when will it stop!!!


  • #1254
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    When the pringle man shaves his moustache off.


    Do I want cheese and why?


  • #1255
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Yes, because you touch your self at night after eating cheese

    Stripey or dotty socks?


  • #1256
    BlancheSparks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭BlancheSparks


    dotty to match my dotty mug

    why would you bother?


  • #1257
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Is staring in a new reality show Big Bother

    Why do ducks waddle


  • #1258
    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,690 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    They suffer from irritable bowl syndrome.

    Is the pen really mightier then the sword?


  • #1259
    colrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭colrow


    Pens are stiff pork swords are floppy mostly

    Is the eye of the needle colour blind


  • #1260
    Dothehustle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭Dothehustle


    no it just racists

    how many golf ball could you fit in a fiat punto


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  • #1261
    Deki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    depends on whether or not you remove the elephant first?

    why do others keep trying?


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