You are a skanger if...

eightyfish · 04-11-2009 03:09PM #1

Your ass says "Juicy".
You listen to your whole music collection on your mobile phone. On public transport.
You have a daughter callled "Shaniah" or "Britney".
You randomly vandalise.
Your TV is far too big for your living room.
You have a fluffy pink steeringwheel-cover and matching dice.
You call it "me Growler".
The chipper counts as "Italian Food".

Anyone care to add to the list?

El Weirdo · 04-11-2009 03:11PM

If your ass can speak, you're not a skanger, you're a fucking millionaire!

Borneo Fnctn · 04-11-2009 03:11PM

If you have a tattoo of Taz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6ti4BmOU4

Long Onion · 04-11-2009 03:11PM

"The width of your 'Growler' is directly proportional to the circumferance of your earrings"

trustno1 · 04-11-2009 03:13PM

You wear your pyjamas to Centra - but with full make up...

walshb · 04-11-2009 03:13PM

eightyfish wrote: »

You are a skanger if...
Your ass says "Juicy".

You listen to your whole music collection on your mobile phone. On public transport.

You have a daughter callled "Shaniah" or "Britney".

You randomly vandalise.

Your TV is far too big for your living room.

You have a fluffy pink steeringwheel-cover and matching dice.

You call it "me Growler".

The chipper counts as "Italian Food".

Anyone care to add to the list?

Loppy earrings, pit bull as family pet, two or more kids by two or more fathers, and not knowing who is the father, listening to the Adrian Kavanagh phone show, ringing in to the show.

That's all for now

smk89 · 04-11-2009 03:14PM

You are called Jacinta and people call you it like Jacinnnnnntttta

Jumpy · 04-11-2009 03:14PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

If your ass can speak, you're not a skanger, you're a fucking millionaire!

I actually dont think he is making that much money.

http://www.mrmethane.com/

AnonoBoy · 04-11-2009 03:17PM

you skang for a living?

NothingMan · 04-11-2009 03:17PM

you have tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks and one hand firmly on your genitals!

marcsignal · 04-11-2009 03:18PM

if you and 10 of your mates piss around the suburbs listening to 50cent at 120dB in your nissan micra, that has a huge spoiler and blacked out windows

NothingMan · 04-11-2009 03:20PM

You hate all foreigners, except young black men, cos they are your homies.

Insect Overlord · 04-11-2009 03:21PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaJwT40m24U

edit: found a better video

edit 2, found the video I was actually looking for...

whodoo · 04-11-2009 03:22PM

on a freezing cold day youll wear your tracksuit with huge wooly gloves - but no hat, coat or scraf

ive seen it!!

Xavi6 · 04-11-2009 03:22PM

You think that the latest pair of Nike Air Max are 'massif'.

I_am_Jebus · 04-11-2009 03:25PM

sssssstoooooooooreeeeeeeee buuuuuuuuuud!

smileysurfer · 04-11-2009 03:26PM

trustno1 wrote: »

You wear your pyjamas to Centra - but with full make up...

Why do people do this?????
Girls going out with full make up and hair straightened and ........ pyjamas????? Ye look RIDICULOUS!!! :eek:

bigeasyeah · 04-11-2009 03:28PM

-You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
-Wear garish trousers.
-Watch soccer.
-Are ugly
-Cant spell

speedboatchase · 04-11-2009 03:28PM

*you have pictures of your kids all over your Bebo page (not facebook, obv)
* you have pictures of your kids all over your Bebo page and you're 14
* you have a photo album for the IRA and one for Man Utd football club
* your favourite movies are Step Up 2 and the Fast and the Furious series
* you have a nice body until you hit 16 and then get really fat from continuous ditch drinking
* you have shouted the words "he didn't do nothin!" at one point in your life
* every year without fail you will buy the new Need for Speed and FIFA games
* bloke - you have a tattoo of your name/kids name/name of dead mate (you have a lot of dead mate photo albums on bebo) on your arm or shoulder, usually in Old English or Chinese and spelt wrong. Girl - you have a tattoo or angel or playboy logo on your lower back, always the lower back
* washing yourself involves applying a fresh coat of fake tan
* bloke - you call people f*ggots whilst wearing your favourite pink t-shirt, silver earring and straightened hair
* scooter are better than the Beatles
* the only song you know the words to are Fields of Athenry, and IRA must always be shouted midway through
* Y0U L1K3 2 TYP L1K Di$!!

04-11-2009 03:29PM

You say " Lob it into me there boss" or " take it out Frankie, I'm just about to fart"

df1985 · 04-11-2009 03:30PM

eightyfish wrote: »

You are a skanger if...
Your TV is far too big for your living room.

Anyone care to add to the list?

think you're just jealous of my tv tbh!!

BOHtox · 04-11-2009 03:30PM

if you talk ridicously loud
walk like a pigeon and
you carry a knife around

I_am_Jebus · 04-11-2009 03:30PM

NothingMan wrote: »

You hat all foreigners, except young black men, cos they are your homies.

meh, to be honest, I hat somebody once and got done on an assault charge... last time I ever hit someone with my hat... last time I ever wore one in fact.

04-11-2009 03:32PM

put brown sauce in your tea

I_am_Jebus · 04-11-2009 03:32PM

rarnes1 wrote: »

You say " Lob it into me there boss"

I always that that was a traveller or culchie thing...

traveller / culchie / skanger all the same apparently...:D

Pherekydes · 04-11-2009 03:32PM

You, yore ma and yore daughters all have the same (blonde) hair colour
y'all have matching tats
you think a crop top goes well with 50 lbs of flab around yore midriff
you flick through TV channels constantly
your daughter, her baby and her boyfriend all share a room with another daughter
You think curry chips is a Chinese meal.