You are a skanger if...

walshb

bigeasyeah wrote: »

-You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
-Wear garish trousers.
-Watch soccer.
-Are ugly
-Cant spell

walshb

ScienceNerd wrote: »

You think any guy with long hair and/or an interest in rock music is a "bleeedin hippy"

But he is a bleedin hippy

Xavi6

rarnes1 wrote: »

put brown sauce in your tea

Fuckin delish man

Terry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caste

Gummy Panda

D Audio Tripper wrote: »

... your name is Ste0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3N1F3pmqGo

oh sweet jesus... :eek:

genericguy

if you think adam sandler is the epitome of comedy.

you spend e8000 of your dole on doing up your 1997 nissan micra.

you listen to aslan and think christy is a poet.

you like bangers at halloween.

you think anyone going to collidge is a cnut.

you say 'wah?' at the end of every sentence.

you go to crete on holiday every summer with 'da boys/girls'

you have a bebo account with weird letters on it.

you wear any playboy items at all.

you think paris hilton is great.

you smoke jonnie blue while pushing a pram.

you think soapbar is great.

you drink alcopops in your twenties.

martin cahill is your hero.

if you say you hate the government but don't vote.

speedboatchase

genericguy wrote: »

you listen to aslan and think christy is a poet.

* you don't realise Angie is a cover song

chopperbyrne

speedboatchase wrote: »

* you don't realise Angie is a cover song

Or "Wish You Were Here" for that matter.

genericguy

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Or "Wish You Were Here" for that matter.

it'll be funny when they release their greatest hits. 13 crazy worlds in a row, and then a stones and pink floyd song. fcuking arseholes.

trustno1

A Doughnut is something you do, not something you eat..

Xavi6

You have a Celtic jersey with 'Eire 32' on the back

Jako8

genericguy wrote: »

it'll be funny when they release their greatest hits. 13 crazy worlds in a row, and then a stones and pink floyd song. fcuking arseholes.

The Aslan greatest hits single. Get it now for €3 o.n.o.

homerun_homer

You're a skanger if you let your 9 year old daughter trick or treat as a playboy bunny.

Handsome Bob

If you're blinding me with your all white ensemble which includes a cap, track suit top and bottoms, socks (which you have your bottoms tucked into) and nikeys.

captainspeckle

all of your clothes are at least three sizes two small, but you think they fit just right.

Notorious

If you always tuck your 'trackies' into your white socks.

If you leave school after you finish the Junior Cert.

If every finger has a ring.

fippy

Mam dad tattoo in a cross shape on your arm.

and dots done in indian ink on all your knuckles

genericguy

LZ5by5 wrote: »

If you're blinding me with your all white ensemble which includes a cap, track suit top and bottoms, socks (which you have your bottoms tucked into) and nikeys.

yes, but you don't call them 'nikeys', only poshos do that.

you call them 'noik'.

Kevin Bacon

The only worthwhile endeavors in life are footballer, drug dealer or page 3 model.

Smoking and being on the dole is absolutely mandatory for your entire existence.

The Beatles are in fact the gayest thing that has ever existed unless put into a remix with ear blistering bass and 200 beats per minute.

Reading anything but the sun newspaper is completely worthless and also gay.

rossie1977

genericguy wrote: »

it'll be funny when they release their greatest hits. 13 crazy worlds in a row, and then a stones and pink floyd song. fcuking arseholes.

no "This Is"

Bazzy

If you've ever driven a moped with no helmet

You have going out pyjamas

You have a hash leaf emblem as the background on your phone

You've a soverign ring from argos

FouxDaFaFa

If you have a form of tourettes which means that you can't walk past somebody without saying the phrase "ya gotta spare fag, wha"?

El Weirdo

D Audio Tripper wrote: »

... your name is Ste0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3N1F3pmqGo

That Shane Horgan fella's good isn't he?

Lollipops23

If you actually subscribe to those "what's your baby's name going to be?" and "Love Calculator" services for your mobile (with the shíte ads on tv)

Reginald P. DuM

Your a skanger if :

- you think Bob Marley is the greatest singer of all time.
- you have indian ink anywhere on your body.
- your favourite holiday destination is one of the Canary Islands.
- you think thin moustaches are deadly biy.

Vain

Your a skanger if...


You use yore ma as a response because you can't come up with your own witty remark.........

JP Liz

wears fake ugg boots and huge earrings the size of bracelets

Pherekydes

Kevin Bacon wrote: »

The only worthwhile endeavors in life are footballer, drug dealer or page 3 model.

But if you're female you can aspire to be a WAG.

pebbles21

Your kids wear a Tracksuit for their confirmation ,and you drink most of the money they get and tell them your saving it for them!

soundsham

eightyfish wrote: »

You are a skanger if...

• Your ass says "Juicy".
• You listen to your whole music collection on your mobile phone. On public transport.
• You have a daughter callled "Shaniah" or "Britney".
• You randomly vandalise.
• Your TV is far too big for your living room.
• You have a fluffy pink steeringwheel-cover and matching dice.
• You call it "me Growler".
• The chipper counts as "Italian Food".

Anyone care to add to the list?

you hail from the pale
Jeremy Kyle is your hero