You are a skanger if...

eightyfish

You are a skanger if...

• Your ass says "Juicy".
• You listen to your whole music collection on your mobile phone. On public transport.
• You have a daughter callled "Shaniah" or "Britney".
• You randomly vandalise.
• Your TV is far too big for your living room.
• You have a fluffy pink steeringwheel-cover and matching dice.
• You call it "me Growler".
• The chipper counts as "Italian Food".

Anyone care to add to the list?

El Weirdo

If your ass can speak, you're not a skanger, you're a fucking millionaire!

Borneo Fnctn

If you have a tattoo of Taz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6ti4BmOU4

Long Onion

"The width of your 'Growler' is directly proportional to the circumferance of your earrings"

trustno1

You wear your pyjamas to Centra - but with full make up...

walshb

eightyfish wrote: »

You are a skanger if...

• Your ass says "Juicy".
• You listen to your whole music collection on your mobile phone. On public transport.
• You have a daughter callled "Shaniah" or "Britney".
• You randomly vandalise.
• Your TV is far too big for your living room.
• You have a fluffy pink steeringwheel-cover and matching dice.
• You call it "me Growler".
• The chipper counts as "Italian Food".

Anyone care to add to the list?

Loppy earrings, pit bull as family pet, two or more kids by two or more fathers, and not knowing who is the father, listening to the Adrian Kavanagh phone show, ringing in to the show.

That's all for now

smk89

You are called Jacinta and people call you it like Jacinnnnnntttta

Jumpy

El Weirdo wrote: »

If your ass can speak, you're not a skanger, you're a fucking millionaire!

I actually dont think he is making that much money.

http://www.mrmethane.com/

AnonoBoy

you skang for a living?

NothingMan

you have tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks and one hand firmly on your genitals!

marcsignal

if you and 10 of your mates piss around the suburbs listening to 50cent at 120dB in your nissan micra, that has a huge spoiler and blacked out windows

NothingMan

You hate all foreigners, except young black men, cos they are your homies.

Insect Overlord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaJwT40m24U

edit: found a better video

edit 2, found the video I was actually looking for...

whodoo

on a freezing cold day youll wear your tracksuit with huge wooly gloves - but no hat, coat or scraf

ive seen it!!

Xavi6

You think that the latest pair of Nike Air Max are 'massif'.

I_am_Jebus

sssssstoooooooooreeeeeeeee buuuuuuuuuud!

smileysurfer

trustno1 wrote: »

You wear your pyjamas to Centra - but with full make up...

Why do people do this?????
Girls going out with full make up and hair straightened and ........ pyjamas????? Ye look RIDICULOUS!!! :eek:

bigeasyeah

-You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
-Wear garish trousers.
-Watch soccer.
-Are ugly
-Cant spell

speedboatchase

*you have pictures of your kids all over your Bebo page (not facebook, obv)
* you have pictures of your kids all over your Bebo page and you're 14
* you have a photo album for the IRA and one for Man Utd football club
* your favourite movies are Step Up 2 and the Fast and the Furious series
* you have a nice body until you hit 16 and then get really fat from continuous ditch drinking
* you have shouted the words "he didn't do nothin!" at one point in your life
* every year without fail you will buy the new Need for Speed and FIFA games
* bloke - you have a tattoo of your name/kids name/name of dead mate (you have a lot of dead mate photo albums on bebo) on your arm or shoulder, usually in Old English or Chinese and spelt wrong. Girl - you have a tattoo or angel or playboy logo on your lower back, always the lower back
* washing yourself involves applying a fresh coat of fake tan
* bloke - you call people f*ggots whilst wearing your favourite pink t-shirt, silver earring and straightened hair
* scooter are better than the Beatles
* the only song you know the words to are Fields of Athenry, and IRA must always be shouted midway through
* Y0U L1K3 2 TYP L1K Di$!!

You say " Lob it into me there boss" or " take it out Frankie, I'm just about to fart"

df1985

eightyfish wrote: »

You are a skanger if...

• Your TV is far too big for your living room.

Anyone care to add to the list?

think you're just jealous of my tv tbh!!

BOHtox

if you talk ridicously loud
walk like a pigeon and
you carry a knife around

I_am_Jebus

NothingMan wrote: »

You hat all foreigners, except young black men, cos they are your homies.

meh, to be honest, I hat somebody once and got done on an assault charge... last time I ever hit someone with my hat... last time I ever wore one in fact.

put brown sauce in your tea

I_am_Jebus

rarnes1 wrote: »

You say " Lob it into me there boss"

I always that that was a traveller or culchie thing...

traveller / culchie / skanger all the same apparently...:D

Pherekydes

• You, yore ma and yore daughters all have the same (blonde) hair colour
• y'all have matching tats
• you think a crop top goes well with 50 lbs of flab around yore midriff
• you flick through TV channels constantly
• your daughter, her baby and her boyfriend all share a room with another daughter
• You think curry chips is a Chinese meal.

Wheety

You cycle around on a bike with the gears on the easiest setting, pumping your legs really fast while hardly moving.

connundrum

You are a skangbag if you're older than yore da.

D Audio Tripper

... your name is Ste0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3N1F3pmqGo

GLaDOS

You think any guy with long hair and/or an interest in rock music is a "bleeedin hippy"

chopperbyrne

bigeasyeah wrote: »

-You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
-Wear garish trousers.
-Watch soccer.
-Are ugly
-Cant spell

How does watching soccer make you a skanger?

I'm also sure there are plenty of ugly people who aren't skangers.

walshb

bigeasyeah wrote: »

-You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
-Wear garish trousers.
-Watch soccer.
-Are ugly
-Cant spell

walshb

ScienceNerd wrote: »

You think any guy with long hair and/or an interest in rock music is a "bleeedin hippy"

But he is a bleedin hippy

Xavi6

rarnes1 wrote: »

put brown sauce in your tea

Fuckin delish man

Terry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caste

Gummy Panda

D Audio Tripper wrote: »

... your name is Ste0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3N1F3pmqGo

oh sweet jesus... :eek:

genericguy

if you think adam sandler is the epitome of comedy.

you spend e8000 of your dole on doing up your 1997 nissan micra.

you listen to aslan and think christy is a poet.

you like bangers at halloween.

you think anyone going to collidge is a cnut.

you say 'wah?' at the end of every sentence.

you go to crete on holiday every summer with 'da boys/girls'

you have a bebo account with weird letters on it.

you wear any playboy items at all.

you think paris hilton is great.

you smoke jonnie blue while pushing a pram.

you think soapbar is great.

you drink alcopops in your twenties.

martin cahill is your hero.

if you say you hate the government but don't vote.

speedboatchase

genericguy wrote: »

you listen to aslan and think christy is a poet.

* you don't realise Angie is a cover song

chopperbyrne

speedboatchase wrote: »

* you don't realise Angie is a cover song

Or "Wish You Were Here" for that matter.

genericguy

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Or "Wish You Were Here" for that matter.

it'll be funny when they release their greatest hits. 13 crazy worlds in a row, and then a stones and pink floyd song. fcuking arseholes.

trustno1

A Doughnut is something you do, not something you eat..

Xavi6

You have a Celtic jersey with 'Eire 32' on the back

Jako8

genericguy wrote: »

it'll be funny when they release their greatest hits. 13 crazy worlds in a row, and then a stones and pink floyd song. fcuking arseholes.

The Aslan greatest hits single. Get it now for €3 o.n.o.

homerun_homer

You're a skanger if you let your 9 year old daughter trick or treat as a playboy bunny.

Handsome Bob

If you're blinding me with your all white ensemble which includes a cap, track suit top and bottoms, socks (which you have your bottoms tucked into) and nikeys.

captainspeckle

all of your clothes are at least three sizes two small, but you think they fit just right.

Notorious

If you always tuck your 'trackies' into your white socks.

If you leave school after you finish the Junior Cert.

If every finger has a ring.

fippy

Mam dad tattoo in a cross shape on your arm.

and dots done in indian ink on all your knuckles

genericguy

LZ5by5 wrote: »

If you're blinding me with your all white ensemble which includes a cap, track suit top and bottoms, socks (which you have your bottoms tucked into) and nikeys.

yes, but you don't call them 'nikeys', only poshos do that.

you call them 'noik'.

Kevin Bacon

The only worthwhile endeavors in life are footballer, drug dealer or page 3 model.

Smoking and being on the dole is absolutely mandatory for your entire existence.

The Beatles are in fact the gayest thing that has ever existed unless put into a remix with ear blistering bass and 200 beats per minute.

Reading anything but the sun newspaper is completely worthless and also gay.

rossie1977

genericguy wrote: »

it'll be funny when they release their greatest hits. 13 crazy worlds in a row, and then a stones and pink floyd song. fcuking arseholes.

no "This Is"