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You are a skanger if...

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    #212
    Esmeralda34
    Registered Users Posts: 180 ✭✭Esmeralda34


    bigeasyeah wrote: »
    -You would be a victim of eugenics and selective breeding.
    -Wear garish trousers.
    -Watch soccer.
    -Are ugly
    -Cant spell

    Can we assume that you feel that people challenged and defeated by punctuation don't fit the skanger profile...?!:D


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    #213
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Good god this is getting boring. I'm off to start a 'You know you're a D4 head if...' thread.


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    #214
    refusetolose
    Registered Users Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭refusetolose


    you come from Dublin.......


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    #215
    Dman001
    Registered Users Posts: 5,534 ✭✭✭Dman001


    I hate the way Tracksuit pants are associated with skangers. They are the most comfortable thing in the world and we can't waer them out in public without being accused of being a skanger. They ruined for the rest of us.


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    #216
    grenache
    Registered Users Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    You're a skanger if after receiving dole money on Wednesday morning, you immediately go to the local offie and ask for '10 cans of Carling and 2 flaggins of Linden Village, bud'.


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    #217
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    Confab wrote: »
    Good god this is getting boring. I'm off to start a 'You know you're a D4 head if...' thread.
    ...if you're from D4? You'd think that one is fairly straightforward ;)


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    #218
    brendansmith
    Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    You are only a skanger if you cant see a person weaker than you walk down the street without hitting them/shouting abuse at them or threatening them in some way.

    I dont give a sh1t about what they wear or say or live just as long as they stay the fukk away from me.


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    #219
    A_SN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 515 ✭✭✭A_SN


    On a slightly different note, where the hell are these skanger people? I live in Phibsborough, been living here for almost two years, and I have yet to make any sort of disagreeable encounter with anyone, let alone anyone matching the description. I've seen young people with their 'trackies' tucked into their socks, but besides having a questionable sense of fashion there was nothing else noticeably wrong with them... I think I might have spotted people matching the description better around Dublin 3, but again nothing wrong with them except for their intriguing taste for playing right in the middle of the street..


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    #220
    cmpunk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭cmpunk


    When clubland comes on you go nuts


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    #221
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    You like to drive around in your car
    and "pump out da tunes"


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    #222
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    You are a skanger if you hail from the Dublin area.


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    #223
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    Originally Posted by I_am_Jesus
    traveller / culchie / skanger all the same apparently..


    Anna88 wrote: »
    And wtf are you??

    He's a cyber-skanger :pac: I am Jesus, WTF?


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    #224
    raah!
    Registered Users Posts: 2,629 ✭✭✭raah!


    I think people are just adding attributes they don't like about people to the list of knacker attributes now.


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    #225
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    raah! wrote: »
    I think people are just adding attributes they don't like about people to the list of knacker attributes now.

    I was getting that opinion too, but then i read this thread and discovered i could come up with a definition as described by boards of a skanger which is

    if you have equal to or more legs than 1 but less than 3 Or happen to be male or female then you are a skanger.

    so essentially only legless hermaphrodites are not skangers!

    Oh wise fools of the internet I thank you for your wisdom!


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    #226
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    nummnutts wrote: »
    If you use the words story and bud as a way of greeting somone.

    I often say Story?, albeit not with a Bud suffix. :o


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    #227
    komodosp
    Registered Users Posts: 1,657 ✭✭✭komodosp


    Your boyfriend hits you and your response is "I deserved it"
    if you're afraid to open this post to find out if you're actually one
    Nahh you'd be proud to open this post!
    If you drink cans of dutch around town at any hour of the day.
    No you might be a student!
    iF u tYp3 LyK3 DiS.
    No you might be an IT student!


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